Can you make me smart?

 

that'd be hard, I'll see what I can do

.God.? (gollum' date=' gollum) what's a .God., preacious? Is that like the nasty elfses with their ssshining eyesss? We don't like the nasty elfses, do we preciousss?[/quote']

 

a GOD is something better than you kid

Should all man kind abstain from eating meat...and poultry??

 

not really because meat is good

God, I just beg of you, dont tell anyone...

God's sexy.

not really because meat is good

 

Oh nooooo...well at least you tink all man kind should abstain from eating me, right?

God's sexy.

 

of course I am

Oh nooooo...well at least you tink all man kind should abstain from eating me' date=' right?[/quote']

 

only if you promise to give me 100 eggs per day

a GOD is something better than you kid

 

Better? Does he have fisssh? (gollum) juuucy fish for poor poor Sméagol?

only if you promise to give me 100 eggs per day

 

You sure? It got messy last time

i tried layin' eggs...besides, you're God...can't you just create 100 eggs a day? And 78 pounds of dope for me?

and more hot women for myself. and lonnie. because he likes women.

 

not men.

God, why is Sexylittleswine not gender specific?

 

I mean, is that him in his avatar? :stunned:

You sure? It got messy last time

i tried layin' eggs...besides, you're God...can't you just create 100 eggs a day? And 78 pounds of dope for me?

 

yeah I can but it's just that I'm too busy to do that

 

 

I'm always doing some fun stuff with my wife :whip:

God, why is Sexylittleswine not gender specific?

 

I mean, is that him in his avatar? :stunned:

 

I guess it's he/she.. maybe it's of both genders, who knows

God

 

can you share your wife?

I'll do anything, anytime. :)

God

 

can you share your wife?

 

No.

 

bit I can help you to find a hot wife

I'll do anything' date=' anytime. :)[/quote']me?

I was just asking.

 

Swine, if youre a female, I'd love to have your vagina around me and everything but I have a girlfriend. And I love him. Her. Her.

 

And if youre a male, come and join me in the heterosexual thread! We're just pumping with testerone pride in there, absolutely bursting with it!

Why of course you!!!

I was just asking.

 

Swine, if youre a female, I'd love to have your vagina around me and everything but I have a girlfriend. And I love him. Her. Her.

 

And if youre a male, come and join me in the heterosexual thread! We're just pumping with testerone pride in there, absolutely bursting with it!

 

ew :sick:

God, stop being so confused! Your absolutely bursting with sexual identity confusion, and you need to take a break. Perhaps we should go for a cruise?

God' date=' stop being so confused! Your absolutely bursting with sexual identity confusion, and you need to take a break. Perhaps we should go for a cruise?[/quote']

 

 

with you??

 

forget it

with me?

You have issues man!

 

Get over it! We can work through this.