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Hello Once Again!

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I Think I Was Too Harsh When I Said I Was Disgusted By Hatred And Heterosexuality Here! :)

 

I Am Sorry! :)

 

I Am Back To Fight Against Heterosexuality With Fair Rules!

 

JOIN THE SEXUALLY HOMO COLDPLAYERS!

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Yes! My Gay Friends! Hello! :)

 

Could Someone Post A Hot Picture Of Chris Martin That I Could Jerk Off To? :)

:stunned:

 

Ew! I hate homosexuals with all the like, penises touching eachother and things, its just like wrong and stuff.

 

But I love Christianity so I will join you in the confession booth Priest. Ive been a naughty boy, and need some serious pennance :embarassed:

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:stunned:

 

Ew! I hate homosexuals with all the like, penises touching eachother and things, its just like wrong and stuff.

 

But I love Christianity so I will join you in the confession booth Priest. Ive been a naughty boy, and need some serious pennance :embarassed:

 

You Know! Everything's Not Lost! :)

 

I Believe We Together Could Become Good Friends! :)

 

Let Me Touch Your Penis, Please! :)

arent you ashamed of yourself? president bush says being gay is wrong and brit supports him so he's right. and youre a priest as well? youre a disgrace to your religion and americans and californians like me

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I'll fulfill all your wishes Priest:kiss:

 

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:dance:

 

*wanking*

*wanking*

*wanking*

*wanking*

*wanking*

*wanking*

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arent you ashamed of yourself? president bush says being gay is wrong and brit supports him so he's right. and youre a priest as well? youre a disgrace to your religion and americans and californians like me

 

I Don't Hate You, But I Hate Bush! :)

 

He Will Never Join My Army Of Sexually Homo Coldplay Fans, But You Might! :)

 

JOIN US! It's Free Of Charge!

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more?

 

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That's Sweet From You! :)

 

But I Can't Wank Anymore, I Am 47 Years Old After All :)

 

Let's Make A Pause!

There is some crazy shit going on in here.

Don't anyone start with the foot massages. That crosses the line.

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Thank You For Your Support! :)

 

We Need More Power To Overtake This Board! :)

 

I Believe, Very Soon This Board Will Be 100% Homosexual!! :)

 

I Believe In God's Homosexual Power! :)

you know if everyone used the power of dreams and of love

 

this board would be a better place

 

even if the people are not homosexual

Gay Priest, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot. But I don't want that. And you don't want that. And DreamAfter Christmas, here definitely doesn't want that.

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I like rules.

 

And I Like You! :)

 

Let The Gay Power Take Over This Board, JOIN US! :)

 

*Dances Naked To Coldplay's Grammy Performance*

 

:dance:

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