Gravy Boat

 

 

(Intro)

 

I love you baby, like mashed potatoes love gravy (Repeat until start)

 

We are a boat that rides through the waves

You are the motor! I am the seeaaa oh yeeeaaah

I'll love you like a snow cone until youre in your grave

Dead like lead, oh yeeeeah

 

Chorus

Potatoes love gravy and mommys love babies

Spandex loves eighties and rabbits love rabies

And I- love you baby, like potatoes, love gravy

I'll love you and love you and wuv you and wuv you

Until the end, when the gravy goes cold on the dinner plate

Until its sell by date...

 

Im attracted to you like neutralised atoms in a test tube

We are the bond, ionic bond! You are the electrons ooooh yeeaah

Im attracted to you like gravity pulls an apple down to dirt

I love you like toilets love turd! Tuuurd ohhhh yeah

 

Chorus

 

Bridge

 

Youre my bitch, youre my hoe

I'll rip your ass up with yo face against the flo'

I wanna rub you with my head like a baloon

And stick you against the ceiling LIKE A DEAD BAFOOONNNN

 

SOLO

 

ANGRY CHORUS

:shock:

did you write that ?? gosh those last 2 paragraphs are amazing...i think im in love.....your so romantic

8)

 

All mine buuh buhhhu

:lol: awsome

*plays taped song*

 

 

*starts ghetto-fied dancing*

Whoo! *Dances spaz style, while singing the song and playing guitar, keyboard, drums, flute, saxophone, oboe, 2nd set of drums, clarinet annnd.... kazoo*

*takes over the keyboard and throws butt in the air and sings backup*

*Stops playing and looks at mid-air butt*

 

:shock:

*tries hard to 'drop it like its hott' while hes still looking*

Hahahaha!

 

'Im gonna ask you slowly, drop it like its hot!................ Its hot!'

omg i saw that reilly!!!! that was great....i hate HER though cuz she does have a hott ass ......we are talking about the same thing right?

 

 

 

*rubs butt...ok its telling me to stop* *dances shakira style*

Rrrrrrepa baby repas!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

*grinds against reilly* *notices hes not noticing* *shakes her jelly*

wow im really weird...it isnt healthy :?

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: good god...stop corrupting these threads lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Reily, thats a really sweet song :)

well it was just this thread and reilly made it and well i dont know :-x

yeep. I think I'm in the wrong thread :shock:

:lol: :twisted:

:o me too!!

:shock:

wow.. you should make coldplay to sing this :wacky:

Hahahahaha i can imagine ykw singing that to Rolly:lol:

Hahahahaha i can imagine ykw singing that to Rolly:lol:

 

now that I think about it

 

you've got a ykw fixation :laugh3: