which came first the chicken or the...

YO MOMMA!

If a plane crashes on the US/Canada border, on which side do you bury the survivors?

Spam, spam, spam............................... :dozey:

well if were not going to have alias day then...

RUSSIAN ESPIONAGE

first, there was the chicken, and then there was the chicken sandwich :evil:

and then their was FUNKY CHICKEN. whom now is my chicken sandwich

Oh NOOO, Mon! What a terrible ting to do!!

 

(Funky died on Alias Day, so I hope you don't get Salmanilla poisonning,lol.)

oh crap

 

 

 

 

 

:sick2:

Is sound the result of vibration, or is vibration the result of sound?

 

Sorry best i cud come up with :D

actually sound is the result of a series of events in the ear through nerves to the brain beginning with vibration

what about this?

 

'I don't get how nothing can mean everything'

If someone gets murdered in the departure lounge of an airport, which country is the murderer's trial?