these are all quoted from my leavers book of last year...me and a friend were discussing them earlier and thought some were very...weird

 

"what can i say to the guy who taught me how to wank.."

 

"ignoring the times i wanted to smash your stubborn head through a brick wall, you've been a pleasure to teach" - a teacher

 

"i will never forget your witty comments and outrageous dancing!!!!" - a girl i fancied

 

"when i 1st saw you, i thought what a strange boy" - that's from about 3 people

 

"knowing you has been, an experience to say the least. Your ability to take lots of abuse is one quality i like, as it allows me to joke with you. good luck" my business studies teacher

 

"you are extremelly funny, if not disgusting"

 

"I was warned about you before i took over the law group and i must say you lived up to your reputation. Whatever anyone says, no person can deny that you are a genuinely great guy with a heart of gold" (ok i like the last bit on that)

 

"did you nick this pen from argos? you saddo...that's so typical of you"

 

hmm..and

 

"with all your sexual jokes, only jonathon king could have a dirty mind, but i do expect you to write a dictionary of sexual references one day"

:lol:

very funny. :lol:

*burp* hey luara i got diet cokeeee *boogies*

Hey there Amanda!! Guess what?? I'm actually drinking a diet coke right now too!! You've turned me!! :lol:

MUAHAHAH 1 down 55 trillion to go *runs off in random direction* :twisted:

ahahha..those good old year books..I have one..but thats higly r-rated..

:lol: :lol: :lol: r-rated

i have a weird comment....animal crackers in my soup monkeys and rabbits loop da loop :)

my friend was high when he told me this one..... "You're blind! You need a hearing aid!"

:lol: :lol: whatd you say?

lol I was like "Ur def, u need glasses!" lmao

haha! :)

hahahah @Sir Jacob

how can you remember all that stuff? i can only remember insults

:shock: you..insults.. :o

All my stuff was written down in a book, i was simply quoting it

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why the angry face.....twice :shrug:

:shrug: sooo hows ya doing my man!

i'm fine, if not hungry..but i have pizza to cook

 

you

good :)

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