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Chris Martin to write a song about tits (satire)

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i enjoy them! keep it up

 

Is that meant to be a sexual pun??:rolleyes:

I am so freaking confused. Is this about boobs or that picture of those birds?

 

Either way, I wish Chris could write a song about my tits...-wink- XD

I am so freaking confused. Is this about boobs or that picture of those birds?

 

Either way, I wish Chris could write a song about my tits...-wink- XD

 

Why? Do you think they're worth writing about?:rolleyes:

:shocked3:

 

I don't the song would just go like this:

 

Those t*** are way to fuckin big.

repeat 4x.

 

 

:P

:shocked3:

 

I don't the song would just go like this:

 

Those t*** are way to fuckin big.

repeat 4x.

 

 

:P

 

Actually, there's already been a song on that subject. It's called "Wouldn't it be Nice".................................. :rolleyes:

:shocked3:

 

I don't the song would just go like this:

 

Those t*** are way to fuckin big.

repeat 4x.

 

 

:P

:laugh3: :laugh3: And all the four of them singing it together just like in Fix You. :laugh3:

 

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: Probably not. You know if someone's going to start a thread having anything remotely to do with human anatomy we won't be able to resist.:D

Especially if it's that part of human anatomy, there's no doubt about it. :P :D

i am feeling really shy...:laugh3:

:shocked3:

 

I don't the song would just go like this:

 

Those t*** are way to fuckin big.

repeat 4x.

 

 

:P

 

:laugh3: :laugh3: that's true really!!!!

Is it a real news?

I want to say 'yes' but it would be too beautiful to be real...

no doubt about it. :P :D

 

Now you're at it too!!:rolleyes:

^ :laugh3: Your eyes never missed anything! :D

 

:rolleyes:

 

By the way, this is a blue-footed booby. Maybe Chris could kill two birds with one stone by writing a song about it............................. :sneaky:

And while they're at it, maybe Kaiser Chiefs could re-do their own song and sing "Booby, booby, booby, booby........................" :rolleyes:

:laugh3: :laugh3: Don't you have anything else to do? :laugh3:

 

Not at the moment!:P

What about you?

A lot actually. But my priority is a bit disorderly right now. :D

LOL

tits.jpg

 

COLDPLAY frontman Chris Martin has delighted his army of fans by confirming he is to write a song all about tits.

 

The internet has been buzzing with rumours of a Coldplay tits anthem after Martin's brief holiday with David Coverdale from Whitesnake.

 

Seasoned Coldplay observers were last night speculating on the lyrical content of the new song.

 

Jeremiah Johnson, Coldplay editor of the Sunday Telegraph, said: "He'll probably call it 'Tits' or, if he's feeling playful, 'Titties'.

 

"There is absolutely no chance that he would call it 'Knockers'. That's just not Chris Martin."

 

But Roy Hobbs, the Daily Mail's Coldplay editor, insisted: "I think it will be called 'Breasts' or maybe even 'Gazongas' with a really uplifting chorus about how, in Chris's opinion, tits are fantastic."

 

Martin is determined to answer critics who said he could never fulfill his potential as a musician until he had penned at least one classic song about tits.

 

Expectations were high that X&Y, the band's all-conquering 2005 release, would be largely about tits, but instead it was about feeling awkward and unhappy about a diverse range of issues.

 

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-&-entertainment/chris-martin-to-write-song-about-tits-20070618219/

 

:laugh3:

 

:freak:

 

the only normal question that springs to my mind is...why those birds?

They're bluetits. Or some other variety of 'tit'.

the only normal question that springs to my mind is...why those birds?

Who knows? Inspiration could come from anything I suppose. :) Hopefully one day Chris would give some explanation about this, IF all this is true. ;)

I think he'd be making a big boob if he actually went through with this.................. :rolleyes:

 

:laugh3: :laugh3: Or playing titties:laugh3:

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