COLDPLAY frontman Chris Martin has delighted his army of fans by confirming he is to write a song all about tits.

 

The internet has been buzzing with rumours of a Coldplay tits anthem after Martin's brief holiday with David Coverdale from Whitesnake.

 

Seasoned Coldplay observers were last night speculating on the lyrical content of the new song.

 

Jeremiah Johnson, Coldplay editor of the Sunday Telegraph, said: "He'll probably call it 'Tits' or, if he's feeling playful, 'Titties'.

 

"There is absolutely no chance that he would call it 'Knockers'. That's just not Chris Martin."

 

But Roy Hobbs, the Daily Mail's Coldplay editor, insisted: "I think it will be called 'Breasts' or maybe even 'Gazongas' with a really uplifting chorus about how, in Chris's opinion, tits are fantastic."

 

Martin is determined to answer critics who said he could never fulfill his potential as a musician until he had penned at least one classic song about tits.

 

Expectations were high that X&Y, the band's all-conquering 2005 release, would be largely about tits, but instead it was about feeling awkward and unhappy about a diverse range of issues.

 

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-&-entertainment/chris-martin-to-write-song-about-tits-20070618219/

 

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I think he'd be making a big boob if he actually went through with this.................. :rolleyes:

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A.

nip the buns..er...puns in the bud eh mark :P

I wish it were true.:laugh4:

haha Okay..........:laugh3:

ANy real Coldplay fan knows it would be called 'Boobs' or 'Boobies'...he already wrote one about Mariah Carey's!:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

nip the buns..er...puns in the bud eh mark :P

 

I don't listen to knockers.............................. ;)

Surely you chest!:P

Surely you chest!:P

 

Oh bra-vo!!:rolleyes:

Oh bra-vo!!:rolleyes:

 

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THat's your breast one ever!

Bags-of-sand fantastic!

I never knew Chris and Davie were bosom buddies.:P

I never knew Chris and Davie were bosom buddies.:P

 

Really? Or did it just slip your mammary??:rolleyes:

You get a prize...a booby-prize!:lol:

You get a prize...a booby-prize!:lol:

 

Well I think we've milked this for all it's worth now!!:rolleyes:

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Well he did write a song about deoderant, so this is hardly surprising :P

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Well he did write a song about deoderant, so this is hardly surprising :P

 

Are you Sure?:rolleyes:

Well I think we've milked this for all it's worth now!!:rolleyes:

 

THat was going to be my next comeback,lol. But you're right. This topic's pretty much gone tits-up.:lol:

Ok, Shuh-tit now you pair of fools!

 

Ach, I'm rubbish at this.

Ok, Shuh-tit now you pair of fools!

 

Ach, I'm rubbish at this.

 

No - you just need to be a bit more expressive................. :rolleyes:

Wait... is he really going to write it about the bird? Because if that's so, that's fucking brilliant.

is there ever a thread where you two don't make a lot of puns?

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: Probably not. You know if someone's going to start a thread having anything remotely to do with human anatomy we won't be able to resist.:D