well not really,,,,but ill be away from you guys!

hmm stories..I dont know of any funny ones..I think..

 

I remember one time the club we went too..the bartender sucked asss and was sooo slow..so I just jump over the bar and started making some drinks..the manager thought it was the funniest thing..he didnt care..so I took a stool sat down and drank drank drank with my buds..

My friend got totally drunk at one party and fell down the stairs. She was wearing a skirt and a thong and we saw everything. I was so embarrassed for her..but she didn't even know what was going on. :roll:

I'm surprised more people haven't posted their stories!

 

I make a fool of myself sober so you can imagine how stupid I am while under the influence.

 

I'm trying to think of a good story, but all of the ones that are coming to mind are all gross and not funny and embarrasing :?

I dont like getting drunk for 2 reasons:

its too expensive...I can consume alot of alcohol

and

I get too horny

:lol:

 

I don't like getting drunk b/c i say stupid things that people never forget. I said a couple of REALLY stupid and gross things to this one guy and now he always makes fun of me. :roll: