Come on come out with it, we'd all love to hear it!:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: Keep it clean.

This is a good thread, but I'm afraid to say i don't have any good stories.

I had an embaressing moment the other day.

 

The Barclaycard anti fraud dept called me asking to confirm recent payments on my card.

 

Me - yea thats my council tax, yup thats the BT bill I paid, yea thats some train tickets I brought

Them - and what about this one Mr Davies - (insert name of porn site)

Me - ....yea..

Them - Sorry Mr Davies, what was that?

Me -...Yes..

I had an embaressing moment the other day.

 

The Barclaycard anti fraud dept called me asking to confirm recent payments on my card.

 

Me - yea thats my council tax, yup thats the BT bill I paid, yea thats some train tickets I brought

Them - and what about this one Mr Davies - (insert name of porn site)

Me - ....yea..

Them - Sorry Mr Davies, what was that?

Me -...Yes..

 

Can't say I'm surprised!:rolleyes:

This is a good thread, but I'm afraid to say i don't have any good stories.

 

You mean any you want to share.:P

i actually haven't embarresed myself too much

i actually haven't embarresed myself too much

 

Give it time....................................... :rolleyes:

Now come on, Mark, surely you have a few stories of puns that didn't work?

Now come on, Mark, surely you have a few stories of puns that didn't work?

 

And maybe you have some tales of where you completely missed the basket or gave the ball away or something??:rolleyes:

And maybe you have some tales of where you completely missed the basket or gave the ball away or something??:rolleyes:

 

 

 

I was hoping for a story but I got an example, instead. :rolleyes:

I was hoping for a story but I got an example, instead. :rolleyes:

 

Sounds like somebody's being evasive.:rolleyes:

Sounds like somebody's being evasive.:rolleyes:

 

 

We're not that different, you and me. ;)

 

 

That's enough, though, we're moving slightly off topic, I feel.

 

 

Look, evasive again. :rolleyes:

We're not that different, you and me. ;)

 

Well we have both suffered serious ankle damage in the past few months.;)

 

 

Look, evasive again. :rolleyes:

 

Well if you're that evasive when playing "ball", I reckon you must be pretty good at it................................ :rolleyes:

 

Give it time....................................... :rolleyes:

 

 

your right, unfortunately...

this is going way back: we had to bring in something for show and tell during primary school. Anyways i brought in this Scottish terrier teddy that had a kilt (is that how you spell it) on. Anyways the class asked me if that was a skirt that it was wearing and so i said yes. (I was young i didn't know)

 

Class then said: what do they girls wear

Me: Nothing:embarassed:

this is going way back: we had to bring in something for show and tell during primary school. Anyways i brought in this Scottish terrier teddy that had a kilt (is that how you spell it) on. Anyways the class asked me if that was a skirt that it was wearing and so i said yes. (I was young i didn't know)

 

Class then said: what do they girls wear

Me: Nothing:embarassed:

 

:laugh3: Good story.

The correct answer is troosers, of course!!:P

I can't remember any really embarrassing stories, just some idiotic mistakes.

I can't remember any really embarrassing stories, just some idiotic mistakes.

 

Such as??

Over-ordering stuff at work.

Over-ordering stuff at work.

 

Bog rolls??:rolleyes:

:laugh3: Good story.

The correct answer is troosers, of course!!:P

 

i know that now;)

Singing/talking in front of people