ok :charming:

I'm good thanks! Bloody busy at the surgery! (Still pweeetending)

 

Sorry to hear about that man. Hope you work everything out!

 

Yeah, big doom crew party. We could call it, "The big doom crew party". Imaginative!

I'm glad to hear that man! Now i can almost picture you doing some boobie impants for some plastic girls :lol:

 

Thanks man! Hope so too and dang that's one party i won't miss for the world :cheesy:

 

Can we invite Dr. Doom?

 

 

 

wtf? :lol:

Of course I am Renny :kiss:

Really? :cheesy:

 

Can i have your autograph pretty please? :awesome:

Should I leave since I'm not part of the Doom Crew? :uhoh:

 

 

edit: Why of course you may :blush:

As soon as I figure out how :wacky:

I'm glad to hear that man! Now i can almost picture you doing some boobie impants for some plastic girls :lol:

 

Thanks man! Hope so too and dang that's one party i won't miss for the world :cheesy:

 

Can we invite Dr. Doom?

 

 

Mr Doom is hot :gorgeous:

 

 

Really? :cheesy:

 

Can i have your autograph pretty please? :awesome:

 

I bet you want more than her autograph you dirty boy :whip: :lol:

And you can be mine too Ren :blush:

I'm all for threesomes :blush:

I AM A BRITISH SHAM-WOW! SALESMAN! :thumbsup:

 

ShamWow!

 

The success of the The Underground Comedy Movie infomercial suggested to Offer that he should sell something more mainstream. Drawing upon his experience working in flea markets, he decided in 2006 to market a cleaning product that he saw there, an absorbent towel that he called the ShamWow!.[3][9]

 

The advertisement, filmed in the summer of 2007 with a budget of $20,000, became a popular hit.[3] Slate.com's Seth Stevenson praised Offer for his "impressive and subtle mastery of the pitchman's art" (with lines such as "you know the Germans always make good stuff"), and wondered if Offer's "abrasive manner might also mark a unique, new strategy in the annals of pitchdom." Stevenson compared Offer to earlier, "more upbeat" television pitchmen like the late Billy Mays and the Home Shopping Network hosts and concluded that Offer's "smooth-talking condescension" was more suited to the present "zeitgeist" than the "earnest fervor" of spokesmen like Mays and Ron Popeil.[9]

 

Consumer Reports reported that the infomercial for ShamWow! initially featured Offer claiming that the product held "20 times its weight in liquid". Later, the infomercial was changed to Offer claiming the ShamWow! held "12 times its weight in liquid", then again to "10 times". Consumer Reports did its own test on the product and found that it does indeed hold 10 times its weight in liquid but no more.[10] The official ShamWow website claims that the product holds 12 times its weight in liquid.

 

Offer says that he's sold millions of the towels.[3] Notwithstanding his infomercial success, Offer says that "this is not my career" and that he considers himself to be in the film business.[3]

 

Pitchman Billy Mays had been promoting a similar product called Zorbeez two years prior to Vince Offer's ShamWow! product. Mays noted that the ShamWow! commercials use many of the same product demonstrations as the earlier-produced Zorbeez commercial. In February 2009 while on the Adam Corolla radio show, Billy Mays publicly challenged Offer to a "pitch off" between their respective absorbent towel products.[11] Popular Mechanics actually did compare the absorbency of two towel products and declared ShamWow! the clear winner.[12] This result had been hotly contested by Billy Mays before his death, and was a major part of the season finale of the Discovery Channel show PitchMen. During the finale episode, it was suggested that the Popular Mechanics tester did not use the Zorbeez correctly, possibly with the wrong side.

There's a Doom Crew party and I wasn't invited </3

 

Hiiiii! :cheesy:

I bet you want more than her autograph you dirty boy :whip: :lol:

Noooo, i just want her autograph and maybe a pic with her :angel:

 

 

 

 

 

:whip:

Hai Julie.

Noooo, i just want her autograph and maybe a pic with her :angel:

 

 

 

 

 

:whip:

 

:lol:

I'm all for threesomes :blush:

 

 

 

 

I bet you want more than her autograph you dirty boy :whip: :lol:

\

 

Perv alert!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:wink3:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:uhoh:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why am I spamming?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:shame:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Though I must admit this is fun

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lalalalalalala

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:escaping3:

 

edit: Okay Ren :wacky:

 

 

a second edit: woohoo for being welcomed :wacky:

Should I leave since I'm not part of the Doom Crew? :uhoh:

 

 

edit: Why of course you may :blush:

As soon as I figure out how :wacky:

 

nahh of course you can stay :braces:

 

There's a Doom Crew party and I wasn't invited </3

 

Hiiiii! :cheesy:

 

you don't need an invitacion baby :lips:

 

Noooo, i just want her autograph and maybe a pic with her :angel:

 

 

 

 

 

:whip:

 

sure you do, you can't lie to me Mr Renny

I :love: SPAMMING! :awesome: '''

 

I AM A BRITISH SHAM-WOW! SALESMAN! :thumbsup:

 

ShamWow!

 

The success of the The Underground Comedy Movie infomercial suggested to Offer that he should sell something more mainstream. Drawing upon his experience working in flea markets, he decided in 2006 to market a cleaning product that he saw there, an absorbent towel that he called the ShamWow!.[3][9]

 

The advertisement, filmed in the summer of 2007 with a budget of $20,000, became a popular hit.[3] Slate.com's Seth Stevenson praised Offer for his "impressive and subtle mastery of the pitchman's art" (with lines such as "you know the Germans always make good stuff"), and wondered if Offer's "abrasive manner might also mark a unique, new strategy in the annals of pitchdom." Stevenson compared Offer to earlier, "more upbeat" television pitchmen like the late Billy Mays and the Home Shopping Network hosts and concluded that Offer's "smooth-talking condescension" was more suited to the present "zeitgeist" than the "earnest fervor" of spokesmen like Mays and Ron Popeil.[9]

 

Consumer Reports reported that the infomercial for ShamWow! initially featured Offer claiming that the product held "20 times its weight in liquid". Later, the infomercial was changed to Offer claiming the ShamWow! held "12 times its weight in liquid", then again to "10 times". Consumer Reports did its own test on the product and found that it does indeed hold 10 times its weight in liquid but no more.[10] The official ShamWow website claims that the product holds 12 times its weight in liquid.

 

Offer says that he's sold millions of the towels.[3] Notwithstanding his infomercial success, Offer says that "this is not my career" and that he considers himself to be in the film business.[3]

 

Pitchman Billy Mays had been promoting a similar product called Zorbeez two years prior to Vince Offer's ShamWow! product. Mays noted that the ShamWow! commercials use many of the same product demonstrations as the earlier-produced Zorbeez commercial. In February 2009 while on the Adam Corolla radio show, Billy Mays publicly challenged Offer to a "pitch off" between their respective absorbent towel products.[11] Popular Mechanics actually did compare the absorbency of two towel products and declared ShamWow! the clear winner.[12] This result had been hotly contested by Billy Mays before his death, and was a major part of the season finale of the Discovery Channel show PitchMen. During the finale episode, it was suggested that the Popular Mechanics tester did not use the Zorbeez correctly, possibly with the wrong side.

Hey Shane!

 

 

Go get her, Ren! :cool3:

:cool3: I'm sorry Julie.

you don't need an invitacion baby :lips:

 

Yaaaay :lips:

anybody like SHAM_WOWS!??!?!?!

:cool3: I'm sorry Julie.

 

About what? Haha, don't worry about it.

Please stop crazy spamming shane :P

Please stop crazy spamming shane :P

 

NEVER. :uhoh:

There's a Doom Crew party and I wasn't invited </3

 

Hiiiii! :cheesy:

 

You are invited, and of course mr doom can come. This will be one hell of a party!

sure you do, you can't lie to me Mr Renny

 

You see right through me, dont you? :disappointed:

 

 

 

:whip:

 

Hey Shane!

 

 

Go get her, Ren! :cool3:

Julieeee, guess what i'm listening right now :P