Random Coldplayer Explosions Baffle Law Enforcement

 

SOURCE: Daily Midnight Mirror Star Harold

 

For some unknow reason, Coldplayers the world over have begun to randomly explode.

 

Police are confused, scientists are baffled.

 

According to inside sources, there has been much speculation from several camps,

but no clear-cut explanation as to the seeming spontanious combustion of

members of this popular forum devoted to the rock band Coldplay.

 

Is it Aliens? Is it foul play? Is it just another fake news story? No one knows for sure.

(Well, except for the 'fake news story' part.)

 

All this reporter can tell you for sure is that if the new album doesn't come out soon,

the anticipation will surely cause these explosions to continue.

 

Stay tuned to the DMMSH for more breaking news about this strange phenomenon.

:uhoh:

:policeman:

:bobby:

:stunned: i think i'm still unexploded.. *looks in mirror to make sure*

 

...but that could change suddenly if that new album doesn't come out REALLY soon.

I've exploded....mentally...

 

dsuohrghwroghrehrgrhrgwr- sorry...:confused:

:bomb:

 

actually, I'm not really sure I care about the next album. Once I got over my own initial amazement over X&Y, I realized it is not even close to being their best album. I don't even like it very much. Please don't kill me :blank:

lol. I guess we'll spare you, Eric.

 

There have been about 6 or 7 people on here saying they'd explode if there wasn't news soon, so my twisted sense of humor made a thread just for them.:lol:

I think I'm unique. I imploded because of lack of information of release dates by freaking Prospekt. *cries*

I'm going to explode from school. Goodness my head hurts.

I finished school forever about a month ago!...but waiting on results...might explode from that as well.

lol

ahh every1 stop listening to coldplay we have ourselves a epidemic

Random Coldplayer Explosions Baffle Law Enforcement

 

SOURCE: Daily Midnight Mirror Star Harold

 

For some unknow reason, Coldplayers the world over have begun to randomly explode.

 

Police are confused, scientists are baffled.

 

According to inside sources, there has been much speculation from several camps,

but no clear-cut explanation as to the seeming spontanious combustion of

members of this popular forum devoted to the rock band Coldplay.

 

Is it Aliens? Is it foul play? Is it just another fake news story? No one knows for sure.

(Well, except for the 'fake news story' part.)

 

All this reporter can tell you for sure is that if the new album doesn't come out soon,

the anticipation will surely cause these explosions to continue.

 

Stay tuned to the DMMSH for more breaking news about this strange phenomenon.

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:!

:shocked2:

 

so, the number of coldplay fans has significantly declined!

:(

Well eric has imploded!!

please no explosions, somebody has to clean up the mess :angry: