I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to you, but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my attorney and our compliance consultants and on their advice I wish to say the following:

 

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

 

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that the UK is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

 

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

 

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

 

Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.

..And I thought I was paranoid (I kid I kid)

 

Cool Tree! A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the new year to you too!

don't celebrate christmas, that's ok :wacko:

 

http://www.paulshanklin.com/audio/holiday16.mp3

oh crap, I didn't pass this through my lawyer :uhoh:

am i going to get kicked out of the forum if i just say "Merry Christmas"?

 

well now we'll find out...:rolleyes:

And a merry christmas to you as well Caity (?)

Love the tree. Happy christmas & new year to you too.

:santa:

Greeting accepted..:laugh3:

..no... greeting 'parked' until further inspection ;)

:lol:

 

Merry Christmas Ian! :D

 

 

 

Heh... I feel all edgy and countercultural all of a sudden. :stunned:

Ian, did you happen to see that "PC" Play picture which was in one of the newspapers a few days ago?

Ian, did you happen to see that "PC" Play picture which was in one of the newspapers a few days ago?

Dave, did you see that Portsmuff one? :P

:rolleyes:

Merry Christmas Ian!

Have a Holly Jolly, and hopefully slightly un-PC Christmas, Ian!!:lol::lol:

..no... greeting 'parked' until further inspection ;)

 

 

:rolleyes2:

:rolleyes::rolleyes3::rolleyes:

Dave, did you see that Portsmuff one? :P

 

Are you sure that isn't Southampton?

They're wearing blue, it's Portsmuff. :laugh3:

Or it could be Everton

I'm assuming those are empty bottles! hahaha

:rolleyes::rolleyes3::rolleyes:

 

 

 

Compliments of the season!!!!!

 

 

 

:whatever:

Oops....:uhoh: