meow meow meowmeow!!!

(Or I scratch your eyes out!!)

 

meow meow meow meow

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

meow meow meow

meow meow meow

meow meow meow meow meow meow

(Hand over the coffee, bitch

My scratching paws are begining to twitch

Give it to me now!

You overweight cow!

Or I throw your belongings in a ditch)

 

meow meowmeow meow meow

(I'm shithoue at poetry but I want some coffee!!)

I JUST HAD EXPRESSO'S

YUMMMMMM

WELL IF YOU CAN GET COFFEE

TRY RUBBING SHIT ON YOUR FACE

SAME FEELING

MEOW MEOW MEOW

(The feeling is neutural, such is life)

SHIT IS GOOD STUFF

HI KIDS, BARRY SCOTT HERE.

BARRY SCOTT SAYS, shit needs a clean. if you know what i'm sayin'

oh barry scott, you think you're so clean dont ya?

you think your shit dont stink?

i bet you shit clean ten penny pieces!!!111!!!

Cats are smurfy!

Shit is smurfy!

Cat-shit is NOT smurfy!!

LET ME BE YOUR CLEANSER TONIGHT

That sig really smurfs me off! How would you know? Been looking down? What a mothersmurfer!!

WHO'S SIG?

i can write poetry too.

I WANT ME SOME OCTOPUSSIES

i've loads :cool:

 

gimme your phone number. we can make a deal.

WHO'S SIG?

 

Yours! how would you know about Chris Martin's penis unless you were looking a little too closely? You Smerv!

IVE HAD CHRIS SO MANY TIMES

HE DOESNT PLEASURE ME AS GOOD AS SMURFS