parents are stupid. i've killed mine when i was a child, and it's much much better without them.

 

 

 

 

KILL THEM!

LET ME BE YOUR DADDY TONIGHT

LET ME BE YOUR DADDY TONIGHT

 

 

do you want me to kill anyone again?

do you want me to kill anyone again?

 

OMFG I JUST WANT TO BE INNNNNNN YOU

YUM

OMFG I JUST WANT TO BE INNNNNNN YOU

YUM

 

as i said, you're too hairy for me.

panty pie

IT DOESNT MATTER

WE'RE ALL HUMAN

SMURF YOU!!! You're all a bunch o' smurfing smurfers!!! I can't stand mothersmurfers like you meessin' with newbies!! You all smurf the big one!!!!!

stoopid smurf.

FUCKING SMURF N00BZ

Smurf you! I've had 19 shots of JD, and I'll take on your whole village...AND Gargamel!!

DRUNK ENOUGH TO MAKE LOVES TO THIS?

dear hairy man, i still could arrange you a meeting with someone who could do wonders for your face. I'm sure everyone would just love to make love to you after that little make-over!!

 

Just take a look at my previous costumer..

 

before:

 

after:

 

 

 

It's called MAGIC!

So..interested?

IM A SEXY BOY

No, but you could be a sexy boy

I AM A SEXY BOY :|

You don't have a bigger beard than Papa, and I still hit on him at the annual villege Christmas party!

Well i'm sure you two can make it happen then!

 

Gooooo Smuurff!

Gooooo ugly maaan!!

 

There, now i'll leave you alone. You know the number if you need anything :whip:

BYEEE CLEANING LADY

Hi everyone. um, i have a question. I dont know if itll work where everyone is acting so crazy for your fun day, but my mom is really strict about the internet and stuff. she thinks that if I talk to anyone theyre going to like kidnap me or something. I wasnt even allowed on normal message boards until I turned 13 this week. So its like really dumb timing, because I can finally go on here without getting in trouble although I like lurked anyway but now I have to like wait before i can get to know anyone. so my question is do any of you have trouble with your parents keeping you off the internet? iz there anything I can like, do?

 

big hug!

SMURF YOU!!! You're all a bunch o' smurfing smurfers!!! I can't stand mothersmurfers like you meessin' with newbies!! You all smurf the big one!!!!!

 

:laugh3:you people are insane.

do you like purple?

:laugh3:you people are insane.

 

 

We're happy to see you here as well :)

 

Call 20-ROOM SERVICE-100 for room services!

purple is one of my favorite colours. Why?

SUSIE YA WANNA GET SOME DICK