And none of these idiots has created a birthday thread for me yet!

 

 

damn I'm a newbie but I expected a birthday thread I thought this was a nice forum.where is the Beethoven music?I wanna hear 9th Symphony....ah no I get sick then

 

 

 

HOWEVER CONGRATULATE ME OR I'LL SHOW HOW TO TREAT PEOPLE RIGHT!WHAHAJAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

 

 

:clown:

HAPPPPPPPPPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

COME TO MY BEDROOM FOR YOUR GIFT

WHA I shall come to your bedroom?You've got certain eye therapy there, right?Like they did with me last time, rrrrrr look at the look of my face

happy birthday, you ungrateful bastard.

happy birthdaay, do you have any octopuses in your oven, alex?

Happy birthday! To me too! Aw, my first birthday ever :blush:

fuck off damn monster you think I'm scared of you, heh?I wonder why the hell I regeistered at a Coldplay forum, Coldplay are gay, this Martin guy smells and this guy guy does not know how to play music

YOU KITTY ZONE NEEDS TO BE CHECKED UP ON

Happy Smurfday, you smurfhole.

fuck off damn monster you think I'm scared of you, heh?I wonder why the hell I regeistered at a Coldplay forum, Coldplay are gay, this Martin guy smells and this guy guy does not know how to play music

 

everything i think is just you're a bastard :lol:

 

happy birthday :cool:

to Octopussy: I have more than one Octopus in my oven WHAAAAAAAAAAA

 

to cleaning lady: hasta la vista what's your name?:wink3:

gimmmme some OCTOPUSSIES

i mean

 

 

 

 

 

NOW

I AM HORNY

I AM HORNY

 

how surprising.

to cleaning lady: hasta la vista what's your name?:wink3:

 

 

Um, i'm just cleaning lady to you. My family calls me cleaning lady as well!

If you need a room service just call 20-ROOM SERVICE-100, okay? And we'll give you anything you want!

I WANT TO BE IN YOU MONSTER

I LOVE FUCKING N00BZ

I WANT TO BE IN YOU MONSTER

I LOVE FUCKING N00BZ

 

i seem to be your minion.

Seems to be a smurfing horny virus going around.

 

What a smurfing rip-off! I just wanted to smurf about Coldplay!

BOW AND TAP TWICE BITCH

Seems to be a smurfing horny virus going around.

 

What a smurfing rip-off! I just wanted to smurf about Coldplay!

quite scary, isn't it?

OMG

 

It's my birthday today and it's cleaning lady's birthday today

 

 

let's celebrate together dear you, me and my massive dick:wink3:

Que, ter-lhe sido nascido hoje?

 

Sua bonita inteligente para alguém tão jovem

Happy Smurfday, you smurfhole.

:oYou're a jerk

OMG

 

It's my birthday today and it's cleaning lady's birthday today

 

 

let's celebrate together dear you, me and my massive dick:wink3:

 

 

Why not.. i had a hard day at work. I saw some disgusting human/smurf/octobus sex so i really need to relax. Be kind or i'll use my vacuum against you!!