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im gonna fight some real octopuses

 

 

you guyz suck.

 

 

their tentacles are more fun.

I can pretend to have tentacles too..

 

You wouldn't notice the difference!

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therye not wet and squishy like octopuses'

 

you sux

 

 

me likes squishy

IF YOU SUCK LONG ENOUGH IT BECOMES SQUISHY AND STICKY

 

So all the spit is coming from you?? thank you very much sir, it takes about 24 hours to clean the bathroom after your use..

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ONLY SPIT?????????????????????????????? :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

 

 

 

 

i always suck long enough

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

now i go

Gargamel once cast a spell that turned Brainy Smurf into an eight-legged-beast, but I kicked his ass in a bar fight, so it's too late you you to take him on.

edit: WRONG PERSON!

 

I made a mistake! Bad cleaning lady!! bad cleaning lady! *starts to vacuum herself with her super vacuum*

what did the cleaning lady do wrong?

 

 

I cleaned up the wrong room!! And i saw a man human being making love to a woman human being. and there was a smurf between them!! And i think i saw a tentacle too!!

 

After cleaning up i realized that i wasn't even supposed to be there.. i should've knocked..

Nós comemos polvo em minha casa planeta, muito saboroso

yo no hablo espanol

sure :cool3:

 

suuuuuucccckc suuuuuucck suck suu sckk

(it's so much more fun to actually say it than write it)

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suuuuckkkkk suuckaaazzzz shhhhhoooooo bloblob blob.

 

suuuc ck ck ck suuuuu suuuuckoblobsssz.

 

 

what hoodlish?

hoodlish? what kind of american rubbish is that? :robot:

americans are just odd. though they seem to be easy to fuck. better than abbey i presume. :robot:

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