Royal Society Fellows have discovered that Stonehenge was used as a Football Stadium after its deep Ditch had yielded no Coal. Ancient energy mining prospector, LORD Fellow of Woodhenge, converted its white Ditch chalk pilings into Bleachers for enthusiastic area Sport fans.

 

Eleven (11) Gaps between six-foot tall Banks of the discovered Eleven (11) Bleachers made for quick and easy Latrine access to the Ditch, according to Royal Society Fellows, before the six-foot deep Toilet silted in.

 

Football Stadium Bleachers / Latrine

 

 

LORD Fellow of Woodhenge constructed a Ticket Line area with timber posts in the Ancient sunny northeast Avenue Entrance, with Players coming and going Freely through a southern Lower Entrance. Royal Society Fellows also found that Football became popular soon afterward.

 

Fifty-Six (56) Fence Posts separating the Eleven (11) Bleachers full of enthusiastic Sport fans were found in a Circle around the Stadium playing area. Horizontal fence Rails prevented Crowds from storming the Field.

 

Stadium Field Protection Posts / Latrine in Blue

 

 

Two (2) Goals at opposite ends Perpendicular to the Rising Sun served as Fair Lighting for both Team Sides and were constructed of Four (4) Station Stones, two (2) for each Goal. "Laws of the Game" developed with Number of white Ditch pilings made by LORD Fellow of Woodhenge.

 

Royal Society Fellows concluded Sport fans of Eleven (11) Banks and Sport fans of Eleven (11) Bleachers must have agreed the "Laws of the Game" were a lineup of Eleven (11) Players representing them to "Foot the Ball".

 

Stuffed Animal Skin Ball

 

 

Today, the most prestigious International Football competition is the FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association) World Cup, founded 5,000 years ago at Stonehenge. It is the most widely viewed in the World, boasting an Audience twice that of the Summer Olympic Games.

 

Championship Awards numbering in the Hundreds stand as a Testimony to the many Teams who competed at STONEHENGE: A Football Stadium. Abandoned due to its Success, there were too many Trophies on the Field.

 

Garry Denke

Don't believe it.

stonehenge=stadium??

 

hmm... :thinking:

Considering that the ball there is Wilson from Castaway, I'm sure this is a joke.

This doesn`t make sense at all. It`s just a joke.

STONEHENGE: The First Olympic Stadium

 

Don't believe it.

STONEHENGE: The First Olympic Stadium

 

 

Stonehenge stands as a Tribute to the great World Olympians

who Came all of the way Cross Country just to Compete there

 

 

It is all true actually.

 

Foreign cowhide and pighide animals found:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7078578.stm

 

International bones discovered there also:

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/01/070130191755.htm

 

Olympic athletes' housing was discovered:

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/01/photogalleries/stonehenge

 

STONEHENGE: The First Olympic Stadium:

http://www.reuters.com/article/sportsNews/idUSL0338629520080303

 

History repeats itself,

 

Garry Denke

STONEHENGE: An International Sports Arena

 

stonehenge=stadium??

 

hmm... :thinking:

STONEHENGE: An International Sports Arena

 

3100 (BC) Olympic Games Football Competition

 

The Durrington Wallers defeated the Woodhenge Warriors, 7-6.

Olympic Stadium footballs not found yet.

Excavation continues.

 

Fellows Arena Gladiators Report:

 

http://www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/salisbury/salisburynews/display.var.2093945.0.skeleton_could_hold_secret_to_stonehenge.php

 

2300 (BC) Olympic Games Archery Competition

 

German "King of Stonehenge" Amesbury Archer champion won the Gold.

Boscombe Bowmen took the Silver and the Bronze.

'The Body from the Ditch' lost.

 

'Backside Bullseye' Game Target.

 

Garry Denke

oh...

 

so it really happens??

I believe now. :sunny:

I WANT TO BELIEVE.

 

(hums X-Files theme) :D

...and just look at the shape it's in today! This just goes to prove what happens when you neglect basic stadium maintenance - the whole thing goes to ruins.:laugh3:

Hmm.. another BBC exclusive - like the "spaghetti tree" thing they did a few years back - finally I can grow my own pasta too!:lol::P

Arrow Judge Wallers Willers (Backside Bullseye)

 

STONEHENGE: An Olympic Sports Amphitheater

 

http://www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/salisbury/salisburynews/display.var.2093945.0.skeleton_could_hold_secret_to_stonehenge.php

http://www.gazetteandherald.co.uk/news/headlines/display.var.2100851.0.stonehenge_was_a_site_of_battles.php

 

After Woodhenge Warriors' Men's Football loss in the 3100 (BC) Olympic Games to the Durrington Wallers (7-6) at Stonehenge Amphitheatre (alternatively Amphitheater), the Warriors changed their Olympic Men's and Women's Teams' name to "Willers". In the 3096 (BC) Olympics, it was the Woodhenge Willers over the Durrington Wallers in that infamous Sudden Death Match overtime thriller. 1-0 final score. In the Women's Archery competition, it was the Willers over the Wallers also, following their Men's Archery competition victory. Willers' Olympic Men's and Women's Teams dominated the 3096 (BC) Games and were so popular after those Olympics that even the River Wylye (one of eight rivers draining the area) was renamed (previously called Warriors River).

 

The Sudden Death of 'the body from the ditch' (Stonehenge discovery of 1978) caused by multiple Arrow Wounds in the back, said body on display at Salisbury Museum, sadly occurred during the 2300 (BC) Olympic Games' Women's Archery competition at Stonehenge Amphitheatre. Archery Judge Wallers Willers' (known as Backside Bullseye here at State Press) untimely death, referred to as a Stonehenge Sentinel Skeleton (SSS) by Dennis Price, archaeologist (Stonehenge expert) and described in This Is Wiltshire Network (Gazette & Herald, 7 March 2008), unfortunately occurred at said Amphitheatre when Archery Judge Wallers Willers (SSS) made an untimely movement from behind the Judge Honor's guard (target Game shield) causing His Sudden Death.

 

Later the town of Wilton and county of Wiltshire adopted their names in their Honor.

 

360 feet - Stonehenge Amphitheatre latrine (Ditch) diameter

320 feet - Stonehenge Amphitheatre bleachers (Bank) diameter

285 feet - Stonehenge Amphitheatre fence (Aubrey Holes) diameter

 

The interior is Anciently perfect in size.

 

3100-2600 BC - Stonehenge Olympic Games field - No stones

 

(SOS) Stonehenge Olympic Sports:

 

Archery, Athletics (track and field), Ancient badminton*, Ancient baseball, Boxing, Fencing, Ancient field hockey, Football (soccer), Ancient pentathlon*, Ancient softball, Wilto, Wiltwondo, Ancient tennis, Volleyball, Weightlifting (rocklifting), and Wrestling.

 

*Note: 3000 BC - Wooden structures added for Ancient gymnastics; Uneven bars, Balance beam, Salisbury floor exercise, and Vault (for Women), and High bar and Parallel bars, Salisbury floor exercise, Vault, and Pommel horse** (for Men).

 

**It evolved from exercises used by Homo erectus and Neanderthal, including skills for mounting and dismounting a horse, and various performance skills.

 

2600 BC - Olympic Games' first Rock (Bluestone) Trophies awarded.

 

Salisbury Museum "the body from the ditch" Exhibit

The "Stonehenge Sentinel Skeleton" SSS Theory

 

Was the SSS's name The Right Honourable Archery Judge Wallers Willers who got killed in that tragic Target Archery accident, or was the SSS's name The Right Honourable Archery Judge Willers Wallers who got killed in that tragic Target Archery accident?

 

Stonehenge Archery's deceased Field Target Archery Judge's last name must have been Willers, not Wallers, because Wiltshire would be called Waltshire if it was, which of course it is not. Likewise, Stonehenge Archery's deceased Field Target Archery Judge's first name must have been Wallers, not Willers, because Wiltshire would be called Waltshire if it was, which it is not. Us here at State Press who have investigated this matter, therefore, are going with "Stonehenge Archery Judge Wallers Willers", not "Stonehenge Archery Judge Willers Wallers", unless you have a better foundation of historical information at your disposal than any of us.

 

Here is how it will be printed with His name unreleased: "UK, Wiltshire, Salisbury Museum exhibit 'the body from the ditch' SKELETON was a Stonehenge Archery Judge who inspected an Archery Field Target at Stonehenge prematurely, a volley of Archers' Arrows accidently causing His death from behind." And here is how it will be printed with His name released: "UK, Wiltshire, Salisbury Museum exhibit 'the body from the ditch' SKELETON was Stonehenge Archery Judge Wallers Willers, deceased, who inspected an Archery Field Target at Stonehenge prematurely, a volley of Archers' Arrows accidently causing His death from behind."

 

Sentinel: Middle French sentinelle, from Old Italian sentinella, from sentina vigilance, from sentire to perceive, from Latin, year 1579, an Archery Judge is a Sentinel of Archery, vigilant and perceptive. Olympic Games Judges - Sentinels of respective Sports, therefore "SSS Theory" unified.

 

Stonehenge Free Festivals Were Completely Wonderful...

 

http://infoex.hemscott.net/MESSAGES/1507206.HTM

 

G. Willy Wally

Watford's Football Stadium is much older than Stonehenge !

 

Also, judging from the amount of Hairs found in my last pie i got from Vicarage Rd.

i do believe they are actually made from Wolly Mammoth Meat.

STONEHENGE: A Round Football Stadium

 

Watford's Football Stadium is much older than Stonehenge !

 

Also, judging from the amount of Hairs found in my last pie i got from Vicarage Rd.

i do believe they are actually made from Wolly Mammoth Meat.

Why don't they make 'em round anymore?

 

 

Notice: "Hairy Pies, Don't Buy."

 

 

Thanks for the tip!

*checks calendar*

nope, its not even april 1st

Actually... I think only Stonehenge and Woodhenge are the only true Round Henge's

when you look at those in Wales, Outer Hebs, and Brittany

all of those are slightly Elipsed

 

I often wondered if that is what made Stonehenge a Special Place

the fact that whatever it was that was being studied/observed,

only made a true circle/orbit in that place only ???

Even nearby Avebury (Much better than boring stonehenge)

is not a true Circle. athough very close to being one.

but the further away you go from stonehenge

the more elliptical the henges seem to become.

 

Watford FC Dressing Room

 

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

 

 

Backside Bullseye

A TEXAS TYCOON, [email protected]

 

*checks calendar*

nope, its not even april 1st

A TEXAS TYCOON

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RE: Highways Agency A303 / A344 / A360 Stonehenge Improvement Programme

 

Dear [email protected]

 

Now that A TEXAS TYCOON has funded All Highways Agency costs for Stonehenge Airman's Corner, Winterbourne Stoke, Longbarrow and Countess Roundabouts' improvements; All Highways Agency costs for Stonehenge Visitor Centre at Airman's Corner (and the Centre itself); and All Highways Agency costs for Stonehenge A303 / A344 / A360 dual carriageway long-bored tunnels, when is Highways Agency going to A TEXAS TYCOON's Avenue Banks' Heelstone Vault for withdrawal of deposited funds? The reason I ask is that nobody at The Royal Society, Council for British Archaeology or Wessex Archaeology knows when Highways Agency A303 / A344 / A360 Stonehenge Improvement Programme will begin. Thank you.

 

http://www.theyworkforyou.com/user/?u=3440

 

A TEXAS TYCOON

Garry Denke

 

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REFORMATTED:

http://www.theyworkforyou.com/wrans/?id=2007-12-18e.174382.h&u=3440#c16256

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/mar/11/archaeology.transport

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Her Majesty (HM), Her Majesty's Treasury (HM-Treasury), Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (DEFRA), Department for Culture Media and Sport (DCMS), Department for Transport (DfT), National Trust (NT) and English Heritage (EH) officially refused to fund any A303 / A344 / A360 Stonehenge Tunnels solely on grounds of cost.

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Forget Her, et al.

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A TEXAS TYCOON Funds A303 / A344 / A360 Tunnels:

http://www.panoramio.com/photo/7529895

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1. Stonehenge Visitor Centre located near Airman's Corner (A344 / A360) between North and West sources of G-D's Rock Collection.

2. Long-bored twin carriageway tunnels 10-kilometres (6.2-miles) in length beneath the A303 / A344 / A360 highways at Stonehenge.

3. New junctions, bypasses, flyovers, underpasses at Airman's Corner, Longbarrow - Countess Roundabouts, Winterbourne Stoke.

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http://groups.msn.com/StonehengeGeologyandGeophysics

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/StonehengeGeologyandGeophysics

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Withdraw Funds out of Heelstone Vault in the Avenue Banks.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heelstone

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scroll_Trench

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heelstone_Ditch

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This is How the West was Won:

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RAF Penton Corner History (East)

http://daveg4otu.tripod.com/airfields/and.html

Andover Airfield (Tesco Centre), Andover, Hampshire, UK

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Penton+Corner,+Andover,

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RAF Airman's Corner History (West)

http://www.this-is-amesbury.co.uk/military.html

Airman's Corner (Visitor Centre), Stonehenge, Wiltshire, UK

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Airman's+Corner,+Stonehenge,

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A TEXAS TYCOON

Garry Denke

^???^

 

The stonehenge by-pass tunnel has been scrapped (sadly).

The Pagan, The Druid, The Wiccan, at Stonehenge

 

^???^

 

The stonehenge by-pass tunnel has been scrapped (sadly).

Resurrected by the 7th Cavalry Regiment ("Garry Owen") of the chorus David,

they're calling the 3 new tunnels "The Pagan", "The Druid", and "The Wiccan"

 

The Pagan, The Druid, The Wiccan

 

G-D's Rock Collection Map

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Stonehenge

 

The New Stonehenge Tunnels Names:

------------------------------------------------

A303 Stonehenge Tunnel Name - "The Pagan" Tunnel

A344 Stonehenge Tunnel Name - "The Druid" Tunnel

A360 Stonehenge Tunnel Name - "The Wiccan" Tunnel

 

The New Stonehenge Tunnels Lengths:

--------------------------------------------------

"The Pagan" at Stonehenge - 5.5 kilometres (3.4 miles)

"The Druid" at Stonehenge - 3.0 kilometres (1.9 miles)

"The Wiccan" at Stonehenge - 1.5 kilometres (1.0 miles)

 

The New Stonehenge Visitor Centre Name:

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Airman's Corner Stonehenge Visitor Centre

 

"Garry Owen"

7th Cavalry Regiment

 

 

Let Bacchus' sons be not dismayed

But join with me, each jovial blade;

Come, drink and sing and lend your aid

To help me with the chorus:

 

Instead of spa, we'll drink brown ale

And pay the reckoning on the nail;

No man for debt shall go to jail

From Garryowen in glory.

 

We are the boys who take delight

In smashing limerick lamps at night;

And through the street like sportsters fight

Tearing all before us.

 

Instead of spa, we'll drink brown ale

And pay the reckoning on the nail;

No man for debt shall go to jail

From Garryowen in glory.

 

We'll break the windows, we'll break down doors

The watch knock down by threes and fours;

And let the doctors work their cures

And tinker up our bruised.

 

Instead of spa, we'll drink brown ale

And pay the reckoning on the nail;

No man for debt shall go to jail

From Garryowen in glory.

 

We'll beat the bailiffs out of fun

We'll make the mayor and sheriffs run;

We are the boys no man dares dun

If he regards a whole skin.

 

Instead of spa, we'll drink brown ale

And pay the reckoning on the nail;

No man for debt shall go to jail

From Garryowen in glory.

 

Our hearts so stout have got us fame

For soon 'tis known from whence we came;

Where'er we go they fear the name

Of Garryowen in glory.

 

Instead of spa, we'll drink brown ale

And pay the reckoning on the nail;

No man for debt shall go to jail

From Garryowen in glory.

 

Yay! - It's Tunnels Time!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

 

Yay! - [email protected]

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Me things you have had too much to drink.

 

Where are the 7th Cavalry Regiment based anyway?

The Pagan, The Druid, and The Wiccan

 

Me thinks you have had too much to drink.

 

Where are the 7th Cavalry Regiment based anyway?

Their seven (7) addresses above.

 

 

The Pagan, The Druid, and The Wiccan

 

(I should have started

a new thread... Sorry)

I still think you had too much to drink.

STONEHENGE: The Super Bowl

 

Thus Stonehenge originally, as most of the Stone Age henges dugout in Britain, is the remains of an Ancient hunt for Coal fuel

 

 

LORD Fellow of Woodhenge (above) converted the failed Coal exploration sites (dusters) to recreational Sport amphitheatres

 

Coal Bowl, Old Heaven

 

 

Ancient spectators sat on Fenced out banked Bleachers facing The Super Bowl, as thousands still do at the 'Oldest' stadium

 

Yale Bowl, New Haven

 

 

Proof being Crosskeys Coal samples, a Pigskin Leather football and Lambskin Leather volleyball inside Heelstone Locker 'room'

 

Interesting enough Sportsters

Yale Bowl is a Coal duster site

 

Garry Denke

Royal Society Fellows Claim

 

Royal Society Fellows have discovered that Stonehenge was used as a Football Stadium after its deep Ditch had yielded no Coal. Ancient energy mining prospector, LORD Fellow of Woodhenge, converted its white Ditch chalk pilings into Bleachers for enthusiastic area Sport fans.

 

Eleven (11) Gaps between six-foot tall Banks of the discovered Eleven (11) Bleachers made for quick and easy Latrine access to the Ditch, according to Royal Society Fellows, before the six-foot deep Toilet silted in.

 

Football Stadium Bleachers / Latrine

 

 

LORD Fellow of Woodhenge constructed a Ticket Line area with timber posts in the Ancient sunny northeast Avenue Entrance, with Players coming and going Freely through a southern Lower Entrance. Royal Society Fellows also found that Football became popular soon afterward.

 

Fifty-Six (56) Fence Posts separating the Eleven (11) Bleachers full of enthusiastic Sport fans were found in a Circle around the Stadium playing area. Horizontal fence Rails prevented Crowds from storming the Field.

 

Stadium Field Protection Posts / Latrine in Blue

 

 

Two (2) Goals at opposite ends Perpendicular to the Rising Sun served as Fair Lighting for both Team Sides and were constructed of Four (4) Station Stones, two (2) for each Goal. "Laws of the Game" developed with Number of white Ditch pilings made by LORD Fellow of Woodhenge.

 

Royal Society Fellows concluded Sport fans of Eleven (11) Banks and Sport fans of Eleven (11) Bleachers must have agreed the "Laws of the Game" were a lineup of Eleven (11) Players representing them to "Foot the Ball".

 

Stuffed Animal Skin Ball

 

 

Today, the most prestigious International Football competition is the FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association) World Cup, founded 5,000 years ago at Stonehenge. It is the most widely viewed in the World, boasting an Audience twice that of the Summer Olympic Games.

 

Championship Awards numbering in the Hundreds stand as a Testimony to the many Teams who competed at STONEHENGE: A Football Stadium. Abandoned due to its Success, there were too many Trophies on the Field.

 

Garry Denke

Royal Society Fellows Claim

 

Stonehenge Football Stadium Ticket Line Fence

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1050935/Revealed-The-5-000-year-old-20ft-high-fence-hid-Stonehenge-nosy-Stone-Age-neighbours.html

 

Stonehenge Olympic Stadium Ticket Line Fence

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2655187/Stonehenge-was-hidden-from-lower-classes.html

 

LORD Fellow of Woodhenge