Texasluvsjonny Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Ah yes, with every new album comes all the crazy rumors and speculation. Over the last week, the Coldplay section has blown up with people wondering about titles....songs....which hand Guy masturbates with and so on and so on. Using this form, just fill in all you very own Coldplay rumorific info and behold if it's on the interweb, it must be true: OMG! My ______ was talking to _______ the other day and they said that they heard that _________ was going to be ________ and that _______. I just want _______. But I hope that __________ because __________. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texasluvsjonny Posted March 22, 2008 Author Share Posted March 22, 2008 OMG! My sister's neighbor's cousin was talking to his mum the other day and they said that they heard that Chris Martin was going to be quiting Coldplay to join the cast of EastEnders and that Gwyneth will also be joining the cast so they can spend more time together. I just want them to save their marriage and be happy. But I hope that it's not true because I don't get EastEnders in the US and wouldn't get to see Chris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mad Hatter Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 OMG! My cat was talking to Tracie Morgan the other day and they said that they heard that Guy Berryman was going to be at the local YMCA and that he was poking my rabbit. I just want him to bring my rabbit back. But I hope that he brings it straight to my house because we're having Easter dinner tomorrow. o_____O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tnspieler1012 Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 OMG! Prospekt was talking to Rolling stone the other day and he said that he heard that the studio was going to be destroyed by brian eno because the synths weren't working out on '42' and that because coldplay doesn't want to dissapoint there fans, they're going to release an album anyway including the tracks harmless, a ghost, lost highway, the nappies and the lead single, ode to deodorant . I just wanted something new to listen to. But I think that this is just as good because "I'm....so...easy to please...so....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Rose Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 OMG! My Pet Rabbit was talking to My Other Pet Rabbit the other day and they said that they heard that Rabbit Food was going to become bloody expensive and that they must eat other food. I just want A Million Pounds. But I hope that I win the lottery tonight because I'm poor. Have I got the wrong end of the stick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunForTheHills Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 OMG! Prospekt was talking to Rolling stone the other day and he said that he heard that the studio was going to be destroyed by brian eno because the synths weren't working out on '42' and that because coldplay doesn't want to dissapoint there fans, they're going to release an album anyway including the tracks harmless, a ghost, lost highway, the nappies and the lead single, ode to deodorant . I just wanted something new to listen to. But I think that this is just as good because "I'm....so...easy to please...so....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." Haha! If only! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApproximatelyInfinite Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 OMG! My mom's brother's girlfriend's sister's dentist's parakeet was talking to my sister's friend's dog's podiatrist's IT technician the other day and they said that they heard that gwyneth paltrow was going to be moving to ridgefield CT and that chris didn't really want to, but said it was OK because it was close to NYC and jonny would live in the poolhouse. I just want them to be happy. But I hope that they do move there because i live there! oh, how i wish... this thread makes me :laugh1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texasluvsjonny Posted March 22, 2008 Author Share Posted March 22, 2008 OMG! My friend was talking to some people on the Saints forum the other day and they said that they heard that Will was going to be buying Southampton Football Club and that he will rename the stadium after his daughter. I just want the Saints to stay up. But I hope that it's true because if Rupert comes back I may have to kill myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraceOddity Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 I'm so honoured to make it into your post, Emily! Laughed out lour at all of them!! OMG! My neighbour who lives across the street, and who is a cop was talking to some informant for the FBI the other day and they said that they heard that Chris & Gwyn were going to be placed under constant surveillance and that Coldplay is just a front for the Mafia's illegal black-market rabbit-food, Fair Trade Chocolate and unicycle fencing operation. I just want a peice of the Mob's action. But I hope that we all get caught eventually because then I'll finally get to meet Chris Martin...even if it is in a US Federal court of law. And besides, I bet he looks hot in an orange jumpsuit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunForTheHills Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 OMG! My fellow Radiohead fan was caught nude talking to some very weird fishes the other day, which in turn gave him a top secret videotape of Chris Martin taking 15 steps off a shear cliff after being chased by body snatchers from their recording studio in North London. The weird fishes said that they heard that Death & all his friends was going to be the title of the new album but Chris had a sudden rush of blood to the head and decided that Viva La Vida would look great as a title, and that the body snatchers that chased him off the cliff were actually Ricky Martin, Prospekt, Brian Eno, Bono and a mysterious hooded figure called The Eraser. I just want to know if Thom Yorke can verify if any of his fictional characters actually had anything to do with this tragic event, but I hope that means that the Chinese sleep chanters had nothing to do with this because they're were actually 42 of them standing on Violet Hill the day it happened simultaneously shouting 'Yes!' when they heard the terrible news, when I would expect them to be crying as if they had been standing in the cemeteries of London. I think i need a glass of water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraceOddity Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 OMG! My fellow Radiohead fan was caught nude talking to some very weird fishes the other day, which in turn gave him a top secret videotape of Chris Martin taking 15 steps off a shear cliff after being chased by body snatchers from their recording studio in North London. The weird fishes said that they heard that Death & all his friends was going to be the title of the new album but Chris had a sudden rush of blood to the head and decided that Viva La Vida would look great as a title, and that the body snatchers that chased him off the cliff were actually Ricky Martin, Prospekt, Brian Eno, Bono and a mysterious hooded figure called The Eraser. I just want to know if Thom Yorke can verify if any of his fictional characters actually had anything to do with this tragic event, but I hope that means that the Chinese sleep chanters had nothing to do with this because they're were actually 42 of them standing on Violet Hill the day it happened simultaneously shouting 'Yes!' when they heard the terrible news, when I would expect them to be crying as if they had been standing in the cemeteries of London. I think i need a glass of water. THAT just won my 'best post of the day' award for today!!:lol: (I wonder if they'd like that on atease!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunForTheHills Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 THAT just won my 'best post of the day' award for today!!:lol: (I wonder if they'd like that on atease!)Hehe, it took me quite a while... thanks :nice: And that 'I bet he would look hot in an orange jumpsuit' was hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 OMG! My phone started flashing when I was talking to a wrong number the other day and they said that they heard that even though I didn't know them, LP4 was going to be really really shit and if I didn't want the plague I should hang up immediately and that he was running out of credit anyway. I just want a top-up, he said. But I hope that since they rang me they never find anywhere to sell phone credit because people who randomly ring people to annoy them deserve everything they fucking get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraceOddity Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Hehe, it took me quite a while... thanks :nice: And that 'I bet he would look hot in an orange jumpsuit' was hilarious! LOL! Thanks, it made me giggle visualizing it. ^Ian...that almost sounds like it could be a true story.:wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraceOddity Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 You know what would be really fun??Backing our rumours up with photographic evidence!!:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tnspieler1012 Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 OMG! My mom's brother's girlfriend's sister's dentist's parakeet was talking to my sister's friend's dog's podiatrist's IT technician the other day and they said that they heard that gwyneth paltrow was going to be moving to ridgefield CT and that chris didn't really want to, but said it was OK because it was close to NYC and jonny would live in the poolhouse. I just want them to be happy. But I hope that they do move there because i live there! oh, how i wish... this thread makes me :laugh1: Wow, what a coincidence, I was born in ridgefield, CT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tnspieler1012 Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 OMG! My fellow Radiohead fan was caught nude talking to some very weird fishes the other day, which in turn gave him a top secret videotape of Chris Martin taking 15 steps off a shear cliff after being chased by body snatchers from their recording studio in North London. The weird fishes said that they heard that Death & all his friends was going to be the title of the new album but Chris had a sudden rush of blood to the head and decided that Viva La Vida would look great as a title, and that the body snatchers that chased him off the cliff were actually Ricky Martin, Prospekt, Brian Eno, Bono and a mysterious hooded figure called The Eraser. I just want to know if Thom Yorke can verify if any of his fictional characters actually had anything to do with this tragic event, but I hope that means that the Chinese sleep chanters had nothing to do with this because they're were actually 42 of them standing on Violet Hill the day it happened simultaneously shouting 'Yes!' when they heard the terrible news, when I would expect them to be crying as if they had been standing in the cemeteries of London. I think i need a glass of water. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApproximatelyInfinite Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Wow, what a coincidence, I was born in ridgefield, CT. really?!?!? wow!! i wasn't, but i live there :nice: semy, yours definitely wins. ohmygod :laugh4: mine wasn't exactly funny, but it would make my life if it came true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunForTheHills Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 ^ If only it came true. If I found out that Coldplay was staying somewhere within a 20 mile radius of where I'm staying, I would drop everything and go hunting for them straight away. But if I find them, I wouldn't know what to say or do. Maybe compliment how awesome they sound on VLVOD and how 42 does NOT sound like Radiohead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApproximatelyInfinite Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 ^that's why i get a little happy when they're in manhattan NYC. that's about 60 miles or so from where i live, and while it's not right next door, it's pretty tempting to run over there and stalk them whenever i get wind that they're around those parts :P like you said, i don't know what i'd do if i found them, though. i don't want to bother them, as badly as i'd want a picture and to blab on about how wonderful their music is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yamfox Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 OMG! My Mom was talking to her BFF the other day and they said that they heard that Yes! was going to be left off the new album because Jonny burned the master tape for heat and that Chris fired him temporarily. I just want to know why Jonny can't afford to pay the heat bill. But I hope that Chris lets him back in soon because otherwise they can't tour. EVIDENCE: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunForTheHills Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 ^that's why i get a little happy when they're in manhattan NYC. that's about 60 miles or so from where i live, and while it's not right next door, it's pretty tempting to run over there and stalk them whenever i get wind that they're around those parts :P like you said, i don't know what i'd do if i found them, though. i don't want to bother them, as badly as i'd want a picture and to blab on about how wonderful their music is.He might not have a problem with fans but I don't think I should speak so soon seeing that we've seen his true wrath when that paparazzi guy bothered him. I doubt he'd do that to a fan though, hehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eh Steve! Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 OMG! My uncle's lawyer's mother's grandchild's hamster was talking to will champion the other day and they said that they heard that the next project after VLVORDAHF was going to be touring antarctica and that was because of popular demands of penguins. I just want them to come to my general area in concert. But I hope that they do play in antarctica because the good seats are easy to get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavi Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 OMG! My uncle's lawyer's mother's grandchild's hamster was talking to will champion the other day and they said that they heard that the next project after VLVORDAHF was going to be touring antarctica and that was because of popular demands of penguins. I just want them to come to my general area in concert. But I hope that they do play in antarctica because the good seats are easy to get. :laugh3::laugh3: I really like that one ! cute penguins ! and nice montage of Chris in the orange jumpsuit :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42rock89 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 livin la vida loca is announced as the new coldplay single :shocked2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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