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The Coldplaying Pub.

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Shall we get a pet for the bar ???

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  • Captain Crieff
    Captain Crieff

    sorry, popped out for a second because my new fan arrived (the thing that blows air, not a person)

  • The Doctor
    The Doctor

    pretty accurate thinking I guess  love fans with the weather they're talking about, we just got an airco

  • Captain Crieff
    Captain Crieff

    sure

Hi guys !

Everybody is great ! Don't worry !

Even if after that I was a little shocked . . .

You can't imagine the price to repair the car :confused::confused:

^ Well I'm glad you're all okay!

 

 

How about a pet monkey for the bar? Call him Sacha and he can serve tequila shots and dance for our amusement!

^ Well I'm glad you're all okay!

 

 

How about a pet monkey for the bar? Call him Sacha and he can serve tequila shots and dance for our amusement!

good idea...can i have a flirtini please barman!?

good idea...can i have a flirtini please barman!?

 

No but I'll give you an Appletini - its the gayest straight guys drink! Tastes sooooooo good:)

No but I'll give you an Appletini - its the gayest straight guys drink! Tastes sooooooo good:)

stop quoting scrubs! :D

 

can my mate turk have a carla please?

stop quoting scrubs! :D

 

can my mate turk have a carla please?

 

 

No. They're all taken. BY ME!! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ha. :smug:

Can I have something to drink ??

Surprise me ! :D

Can I have something to drink ??

Surprise me ! :D

 

Water.

 

SURPRISE!

 

:D

Water.

 

SURPRISE!

 

:D

 

:lol:

 

Ok great that's not funny ! :angry:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

. . . . :rolleyes:

Hi guys !

Everybody is great ! Don't worry !

Even if after that I was a little shocked . . .

You can't imagine the price to repair the car :confused::confused:

 

Glad to know everybody's alright !

is the guy going to pay for this ? :confused:

Glad to know everybody's alright !

is the guy going to pay for this ? :confused:

 

Of course yes !

Otherwise, we have to call the police. I have the name and the phone number of a witness.

oh thank God you have a witness ! :)

 

so you feeling alright today ?

:lol:

 

Ok great that's not funny ! :angry:

 

. . . . :rolleyes:

 

NOT FUNNY???

 

 

What am I, a monkey? Meant to dance and make jokes for your amusement??

 

You're just like every other girl!!

 

:cry:

 

*Runs away and cries til the cows quite literally come home* :P

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Ah yes that is a nice thing to see!

Can we put it inside the pub? :P

oh thank God you have a witness ! :)

 

so you feeling alright today ?

 

I'm fine don't worry !

How are you doing??

Something planned for today ?

 

NOT FUNNY???

 

 

What am I, a monkey? Meant to dance and make jokes for your amusement??

 

You're just like every other girl!!

 

:cry:

 

*Runs away and cries til the cows quite literally come home* :P

 

You cry a lot . . .

Poor baby ! :P

 

 

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Yeah ! Nice pic Daryl ! ;)

When are they playing in our pub ?? :rolleyes:

^ In a country that rains a whole lot I think I deserve the right to add to the drops with my own little tears thank you very much :P

^ In a country that rains a whole lot I think I deserve the right to add to the drops with my own little tears thank you very much :P

 

:D That was a good one !

hey people !!!

 

how are u all ??

 

eventually i entered here again :D

 

do we have any drink?

 

beeeeeeeeeer....... what i wanted to drink beeeeeeeeeer ... :D:D:D

 

and yeah i like the jokes this boy makes..... :D:D

Hey Zaza !!

How are you ??

 

Here we go . . .

For you !

 

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thanks a lot sandy for beer .. :D

 

i was so tired that i would pass away if our fridge turned out empty :D

 

im fine ;)

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