Yay!.........aw crap I missed another customer in the pub!

 

Man this place actually has cobwebs. Tut tut.

 

A pub thread that's next to empty?

 

Truly, the end of the world is night...*insert worried smiley here*

Yay!.........aw crap I missed another customer in the pub!

 

Man this place actually has cobwebs. Tut tut.

 

A pub thread that's next to empty?

 

Truly, the end of the world is night...*insert worried smiley here*

 

This time it was not my fault !

I served the champagne !

Oh yeah need a pint after that day!

Well Sandy's got champagne (the international symbol of France) and I've got to turf out a few drunks (the international symbol of Ireland) :P

somebody toasting with me on italy's victory?:D

 

...:uhoh:

Well Sandy's got champagne (the international symbol of France) and I've got to turf out a few drunks (the international symbol of Ireland) :P

 

:lol:

 

Good one !

But France it's not wine ? "La baguette" and "le béret" ??? :P

 

I was in St Stephen's Green and 2 men . . . Drunk . . . Came to me and asked me if I cared if they swam in the pond ! :stunned: You know the place where there're all the shit of ducks and swans ! Yeurkk !

They started to take off their clothes . . . In front of me ! :rolleyes:

And one of them went to the pond but only his legs and feet were wet. But Man ! That was disgusting ! He came out with some green stuff on his feet !That was so funny ! Especially the way that everybody looked at me thinking I knew these weird men with their wife hiding in the bushes ! :lol:

I don't drink. Someone get me a root beer float, and let's chat about this business idea I have...

*passes route beer*

 

so.... this idea of yours?

 

*spits in glass and cleans it with old pantyhose*

*passes route beer*

 

so.... this idea of yours?

 

*spits in glass and cleans it with old pantyhose*

 

lmao wtf... you just happen to have old pantyhose around? :D

 

Okay so it's this: A self-service bar that allows you to "pump" your own beer just like you pump your own gas for your car. Plus it has a meter, too, so you can see how much it costs you. You could even buy credits in advance.

 

Obviously there'd still be bartenders and bouncers and what not, but it's a little twist that could make a bar popular.

Ugh i dont wanna drink here then......

I am loving the brixton gig...

Hey daryl,need another pint?

:lol:

 

Good one !

But France it's not wine ? "La baguette" and "le béret" ??? :P

 

I was in St Stephen's Green and 2 men . . . Drunk . . . Came to me and asked me if I cared if they swam in the pond ! :stunned: You know the place where there're all the shit of ducks and swans ! Yeurkk !

They started to take off their clothes . . . In front of me ! :rolleyes:

And one of them went to the pond but only his legs and feet were wet. But Man ! That was disgusting ! He came out with some green stuff on his feet !That was so funny ! Especially the way that everybody looked at me thinking I knew these weird men with their wife hiding in the bushes ! :lol:

 

Yeah that totally wasnt me and a friend :cool:

 

:laugh3:

 

Stephens Green, ya gotta watch out in that place, one time when we were sprawled out on the grassy knol (sp?) some dude came up to us and asked how to make canabis or something. We were like, "Dude, our combined age is 15, fuck off!" :laugh3:

Yeah that totally wasnt me and a friend :cool:

 

:laugh3:

 

Stephens Green, ya gotta watch out in that place, one time when we were sprawled out on the grassy knol (sp?) some dude came up to us and asked how to make canabis or something. We were like, "Dude, our combined age is 15, fuck off!" :laugh3:

 

:lol:

 

15 . . . I believe that ! :P

I'm back:)

Welcome back! How's you?

:lol:

 

15 . . . I believe that ! :P

 

Well now you'll believe anything so!

 

I'm secretly Brad Pitt posing as a simple Irishman to gain your trust and dig up dirt on Chris Martin so I can win back Gwyneth :P

Well now you'll believe anything so!

 

I'm secretly Brad Pitt posing as a simple Irishman to gain your trust and dig up dirt on Chris Martin so I can win back Gwyneth :P

no ur not! im brad pitt! i've got the looks........who am i kidding... ive got the talent?! :D ...yep that one sticks

^ whew, thank christ you said "i've got the looks" - for a second i thought i saw "i've got the boobs" and, well, thats wrong for so very many reasons!

^ whew, thank christ you said "i've got the looks" - for a second i thought i saw "i've got the boobs" and, well, thats wrong for so very many reasons!

no i have not got boobs ...although if i have a big chicken again for dinner i might have ;)

ok im sworn off chicken FOR LIFE!

I think Brad Pitt is not very awesome :dozey:

James ? Boops ? DEFINITELY ! :D

wehooo, me's partying next weekend :dance:

woohoo, more than 3 people in the pub thread at one time! break out the champagne sandy!

it dosent actually give you breasts...well it does in a sense...chicken breasts to be precise (thank you and goodnight!) but you could end u with what's called *makes sumthing up* manboob-itis.......most of scotland is affcted by it :D (not me! im skinny milinky!)