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he said gangsta, not pimp :laugh3:

oh well yeah, it's getting to all of us, DUH!

 

but it's just tracie is one of the first i've seen to go a bit nutso on the board today :P

 

indeed

 

 

especially with all the squeeeeing going on around here

:freak:

WHat??? I'm always a smartass. Wait til the sleep deprivation kicks in at 5am...then you'll see nutso.:D

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i predict the single cover will have penis on it

i predict the single cover will have penis on it
They're putting your picture on the cover....congrats! :P

why does it say hes a female?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

surgery??¿¿??¿

why does it say hes a female?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

surgery??¿¿??¿

Because he's a hot tranny mess!

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yay i can't wait :sneaky:

 

You have 3,999 posts. I think you should dedicate big 4k to me. :)

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I sold my penis to the boys to put on a single cover. It was painful. But in return i have been listening to the new album non-stop for the past month AND i can hit every note along with chris perfectly because my male reproductive organs that also keep my voice manly have been removed.

I sold my penis to the boys to put on a single cover. It was painful. But in return i have been listening to the new album non-stop for the past month AND i can hit every note along with chris perfectly because my male reproductive organs that also keep my voice manly have been removed.
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The definition of DEDICATION, I think :P

Er...I thought there was going to be a lot less falsetto on this album.;)

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If you need a falsetto fix I can give it to you.

 

can you guys start to see where my coldplay dislike is coming from?

 

them taking some of my organs has been a hard thing for me to get over.

Have you already spent the money? Maybe they'll sell it back to you...

Careful, Briggins! I think Coldplay may be sorcerers!!

 

Penis theft panic hits city

 

Reuters

Published: Thursday, April 24, 2008

 

KINSHASA - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

 

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

 

Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

 

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

 

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters.

 

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

 

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

 

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

 

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

 

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

Briggins, nice to see you post here again.

Since i don't feel like reading through all the posts i'm just gunna ask my questions.

So i'm assuming you don't like the cover?

And were you kinda mocking the whole miley cyrus thing or is that just me?

 

 

ps. vote for my countdown thing if you haven't, like 2 days left

It's a witch!

 

BUUURRN! BUUUUURN!

HA. Don't act like you don't like those nipples.

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Briggins, nice to see you post here again.

Since i don't feel like reading through all the posts i'm just gunna ask my questions.

So i'm assuming you don't like the cover?

And were you kinda mocking the whole miley cyrus thing or is that just me?

 

 

ps. vote for my countdown thing if you haven't, like 2 days left

 

Well I'm not a huge fan of the artwork. Don't find it overly original. I mean its just using another painting...and I'm not a huge fan of the title to begin with.

 

I just find it funny that Coldplay has nipples on its cover.

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