LOL that sounds so much like Gimle from LOTR! :lol: "where my AXE?!"

 

 

you DID say that your grand dad has red hair :P ;) :lol:

ok i admit it, my granddad IS Gimle (or what ever he's called) we viking are all alike :lol: i'm a short dworf aswell

no wonder you have a beard..female dorfs have beards :)

IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!!!!

ok i admit it' date=' my granddad IS Gimle (or what ever he's called) we viking are all alike :lol: i'm a short dworf aswell[/quote']

 

 

:o :o

 

then you have such an adorable granddad!! bless :D

any possibility to meet liv tyler through ur granddaddy! :o

you know what... she's ma sistaaaaa!!! but i'm not introducing her to you, you perv!! :P :lol: :lol: i'll bet you DONT HAVE any turn offs to post in this thread!

 

ok i'll stop hirrasing you now lol :oops: :P :lol: :twisted: :D

turn offs...shizzle!!...hmm....wait.......hairy women :shock: ....but thats old...what else......hmm...............drunk women :shock: ...........what else.....hmmm.....not much...im pretty flexible you see...haha :lol:

yeah flexible that's one way to describe it lol... drunk woman? but they're all over the place when you go out?!

drunk woman? but they're all over the place when you go out?!

maybe in denmark!...well yeah..but im selective you know! :lol: ...not too flexible...haha...drunk women are...hmm..i dunno...u dont know if they r playing or r being serious...capisce!? :)

CAPISCE!!! but i'd mught add: you dont know if sober women are playing or not either... ahhh.... tricky.... and you never know when men are either!! bastards... of course i mean every man on this globe EXCEPT the lovely coldplaying brothaaaars! :D

.....hadnt u made that exception..... :shock: .....yeah of course..but drunk women dont know what they r doing....they could even flirt wiff a monkey & they wouldnt realize! :shock: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: ..... :shock: ....hey! you're insulting me now!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:P :lol: !!! well, i dont wanna go further into it cos.... no wait... should i? cos i'll just get snoddy :shrug:

haha....u drinker!! :P ...ok cu u later! :)

well, i'm deadly sober now, and i could get deeply more into the whole women vs men stuff, but i wont! see you di, where ya going?!?!

i wanna watch the end of todays tour the france :-D

omg i cant believe you do that... :shock: but good luck to ya!!

its interestin.....damn exciting! 8)

yeah.....ok :shock:

no i didint mean it like i HAVE to have a chrisitan.....i meant non religious people.....because i want a good ole religious guy because we seem to be more happy... alls im saying is..... i want a good christian/religous man :shrug: :shrug: no harm intended reilly and vin :D

 

no l didnt mean to sound mean bahhh :cry: *hugs for you dear*

 

well lol in your post it just seemed like 'l dont like non christians' :o so..l was like ' :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o ' .....but now l understand :) just that you were so vague before..anywho..bless for explaining :) xxxx

GET THE HELL OFF MY FAN!!!! :x

 

*runs at clown wielding large satsuma*

what's satsuma???

What turns me off? Some feet (not all!), guys who are up themselves, garlic breath (ugh), guys who display just bad taste!! :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: well said ahaha

bad hair, you know, sticky sleasy hair, uf! *shivers*

girls with beards

 

just... not.... right... :shock:

really?! i've got a beard :D

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