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The Perv Unit

melanieau
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mel wrote that...

 

But I dont mind getting you to put some cream on me...

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mel wrote that...

 

But I dont mind getting you to put some cream on me...

Oh I have something to say to that, but its actually really inappropriate:lol:

I dont mind. Not like Ill be mad, I dont even know you (which makes this really odd and creepy)

Mmmm don't forget the Oracle knows everything ! :laugh3:

 

......

 

Where is my Jonny Boy :sneaky: ?

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I dont mind. Not like Ill be mad, I dont even know you (which makes this really odd and creepy)

 

hahahhaa! this is getting comical...he was just saying that you Antonia were going to need some cream...oh trust me Joe does his perv homework...he knows exactly who he's whipping:sneaky:

Haha! Hmm ya I guess it can be creepy when you are talking like this to a person you dont know. But dont worry Im not a creeper.

ok you'll have to remember that Im not from country where english is first language. Im learning it since I was 7 but in school and they dont teach this kinda stuff.

 

edit. well I just hope you're not over 30, because that's creepy enough for me.

hahahhaa! this is getting comical...he was just saying that you Antonia were going to need some cream...oh trust me Joe does his perv homework...he knows exactly who he's whipping:sneaky:

Hahaha, i just fell on the ground laughing:laugh3:

 

But I know exactly what Im doing:wink3:

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perv transcends all languages...so don't worry;)

Mmmm don't forget the Oracle knows everything ! :laugh3:

 

......

 

Where is my Jonny Boy :sneaky: ?

Oh, I can be your Jonny Boy!!!

perv transcends all languages...so don't worry;)

:D

I dont mind. Not like Ill be mad, I dont even know you (which makes this really odd and creepy)

So do you know what I was going to say????

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I do! I do!

 

You bad boy....

 

that kind of cream is messy:sneaky:

:D

I was going to say:

you want some cream, here you go :whatever:

Aha... NIIIICEEE... I welcome that cream...

Aha... NIIIICEEE... I welcome that cream...

Hahaha, ohhh that was funny!!!!

You see it wasnt inappropriate... Nothing is inappropriate here, this is perv unit, even though Im not in it.

Haha! Well I didnt really want to freak anybody out. Im not really like that though.

But ya that was funny!!

Im like this only here. If I was on the outside world, they would probably put me in some kinda institution.

 

No not freaking out...

But its ok here:sneaky:

So...:whip::wink3:

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