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The Perv Unit

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Hmm I might!!!! Everything is starting to go black!!!

I don't who you are going to get that from... I've never learned first aid... :rolleyes:

 

(why the hell is this site so damn slow?!)

You dont!!!! Oh no!!!

Well just do what you can do!!!!

You wanna risk that? :sneaky: OK, I'll try my best then.

*takes deep breath, bends over you, place lips on yours* :sneaky:

You know I actually dont know why I put that!!!! Thats was a bad one, sorry!!!:confused:

Haha! :lol: I thought that you tried to prevent the mouth to mouth action! :o :lol:

 

Well, I have now blowed air to you... Can you catch your breath?

Haha, ya after I put that I was like that was probably not the right thing to put!!!

 

WHooo, ok ok. Im breathing again!!!!

Awww your leaving now!!!! I just finished it!!!

It was pretty pervy!!!!:sneaky:

I would never be able to write a story like that!!!! Im not creative enough!!

I'd might be able to write a pervy story (this one inspired me) if it weren't for my lack of words in english. :confused: In Danish I'm pretty sure I could. Maybe. :uhoh:

But yes, that one was pretty pervy. :sneaky:

Ive always wanted to go to Denmark!!!!

 

You should write one, then show me first and ill tell how pervy it is!:sneaky:

You're just saying that! (about Denmark) :P

Haha, that's a good idea. :wink3:

I'm going to bed now. We'll talk some other time... :)

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