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The Perv Unit

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Page 2? I'm gonna have to whip me some pervs:whip:

 

where's JD when Mel needs him ! :rolleyes:

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^I love that siggy

 

Thanks;) How you doin?

 

 

 

 

 

I know, Chavi! We might have to kick him out:thinking: I mean what kind of perv lets an actual job get in the way of the PERV UNIT:dozey:

I would never do that for sure.. :uhoh:

 

kick him out and then he'll have to do a lot of begging if he wants to get back in !

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MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! Begging...yes...excellent....:sneaky:

on his knees ! :whip:

we'll teach the man how to live !

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Where are all these alleged pervs?? It's just you and me girl! Ohhh...that sounded really dirty:D

they all let us down.. :cry: the perv unit is losing its modjo !

 

:sneaky: are you trying to get me ?!

I have stumbled into the thread just now, tell me what I can do to get in your good books :wink3:

rawwr ! alright then ! someone who's ready to please us :wink3:

come here you big boy !

Oh yeah, I can't keep you waiting any longer :sneaky:

 

I'll try to be gentle...for the first couple seconds :wink3:

*checks profile to see how old he is* *18.. Yay legal!*

 

hmm, you like it rough, dont you ?! :wink3:

*checks profile to see how old he is* *18.. Yay legal!*

 

:laugh3: :P

 

I like it rough? Oh yeah, but only when its with you :wink3:

how about a romantic dinner and then business on the table ? :wink3:

Sounds good ;). We don't want it the other way around otherwise the food would get cold and we don't want to be eating at midnight :wink3:

we wont even be done yet at midnight :wink3:

Oh really :wink3: Will I have to call in sick for work the next day? :sneaky:

Hey Mel ! see I found a new toy to play with and he likes it rough :smug:

 

Oh really :wink3: Will I have to call in sick for work the next day? :sneaky:

 

wait ! do you have your own office or somewhere we could hide ? could be fun ! :sneaky:

wait ! do you have your own office or somewhere we could hide ? could be fun ! :sneaky:

 

No I don't have my own office :( I happen to have a warehouse all to myself :sneaky:

^ Jeez ! you know what women want ! :wink3:

 

Nick, are you bored ? want to join in ? :D

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Hey Mel ! see I found a new toy to play with and he likes it rough :smug:

 

 

...and with a name like Chris you can't go wrong;)

let's hope he's got as much stamina ! :sneaky:

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well I highly doubt it...and I'm SURE there won't be as much sweat...just isn't possible...:P

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