haha this is the funniest thread i have seen in a while! keep on trying wannabe coldplay hater, the more you try the more we laugh!

:lol: :D

funny.

i'm smart canadian eh. can i beat your ass? :P

why is my screee humangous in this thread?????? and my submit button has vanished :-x

how has the writer of this thread done this weird extra long screen?

DID YOU KNOW...(and ewewew, some are SO nasty, and I am sorry if they make you gag, like they made me, but haha, there all true(which makes 'em worse))

 

Slugs have 4 noses

 

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a

scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

 

Money isn't made out of paper. It's made out of cotton.

 

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself

 

The "spot" on the 7-Up comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino.

 

Hydrochloric acid in your stomach is so strong that it could eat up stainless steel razor blades.

 

Fresh urine is cleaner than spit or the skin on your face because healthy pee is not home to bacteria.

 

About ten billion tiny scales of skin rub off your body every day. In a lifetime, you could fill eighteen sugar bags with dead skin.

 

Your mouth is one of the liveliest parts of your whole body. More than 100,000,000 micro-creatures live there at any one time.

 

Feet sweat because there are about 250,000 pores on their soles that squirt a quarter cup of liquid each day.

 

Your nose can sense smell best when you are about 10 years old. That's probably why kids notice gross smells faster than adults.

 

Every year, parks in London alone are doused in one million gallons of dog urine.

 

The germs present in human faeces can pass through up to ten layers of toilet paper.

 

The best recorded distance for projectile vomiting is 27 feet.

 

Contrary to popular belief, if you swallow chewing gum it does not stay in the gut. Usually it will pass through the system and be excreted without incident. However, several cases have been reported where the gum has stuck in the rectum, causing the unfortunate sufferer to excrete long sticky trails of gum, like a pink spider's web.

 

Several well documented instances have been reported of extremely obese people flushing aircraft toilets whilst still sitting on them. The vacuum action of these toilets sucked the rectum inside out.

 

It is possible to cough your guts up.

 

If your body's natural defenses failed, the bacteria in your gut would consume you within 48 hours, literally eating you from the inside out.

 

What is one of the most difficult items for sewage works to handle, as it is insoluble, yet fine enough to pass through most filtration systems? (Every month Thames Water removes over a ton of this substance from its water treatment plants, whereupon it is taken away to a landfill site and buried). You guessed it - pubic hair.

 

Parasites count for 0.01% of your body weight.

 

Henry II was murdered by by his homosexual lover, who pushed a red hot poker 0.5 metres up his rectum.

 

The longest recorded tapeworm found in the human body was 33 *metres* in length.

 

A woman who had recently visited South America, where she had safaried in local rainforest, began to experience severe pains in her left ear, accompanied by headaches, dizziness and constant rustling sounds, at first put down to tinnitis. It became so serious that exploratory surgery was required, which revealed that a spider which had become trapped in her ear. Eventually it had eaten through her eardrum and was living within the aural cavity. The rustling sounds were from the spider crawling around inside her skull. An egg sac was also removed...

 

When you sneeze the air (and snot) inside your nose hurtles out at about 100 mph

 

During an hour-long swim at the municipal pool, you will ingest up to 1/12 litre or urine

 

In an average day, your hands will come into indirect contact with 15 penises by touching door handles, etc.

 

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

 

Daily, you will breathe in 1 liter of other people's anal gases.

 

Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

how has the writer of this thread done this weird extra long screen?

 

exactly! freaky deeky! :lol: :-x

the spider one is the freakiest one

umm where is the submit button.

:roll:

the annual shaking hands wit somebody has just masturbated is the funniest

ahhh! Hot Pink, I am serverly offended by this topic!

 

Listen to me... MELISSA! You do not start a thread insulting my favorite band and me! Thats right! Its Alley (or Ally, or Ali). I can't believe you came on here just to insult coldplay and I! I am very mad at you! I think I shouldn't come tomorrow. Hehe, I know! I will bring Coldplays albums with me and make you listen to them! HAHAHA :-x

 

Call you later! Bye!

Im Sorry Ali, no my CD player (or computer, w/e the fuck you wanna call ot) doesnt work on Coldplay CD's...fuck you. BAHAHA! How i dare come on here and insult them! you were going to go on the _ _ _ _ _ - _ _ _ _ _ _ message board and say shit too! LMFAO! ya call me l8er.

 

PS- YOU HAVE TO JOIN HI-HOP W/ ME!!! (its only 3 days a week (only an hour a class) for 2 weeks)) dun make me go alone w/ all those freaky ppl i dont know!! :cry:

Wow, ok there are a few spelling mistakes there, but you know what I was getting at (ali), (and for those of you who dont, you really dont wanna know) haha

:shock: ...u 2 know eatch other

Yesm, we know each other, we have for a long time...Poor Ali...lmfao

ah..ok...AHHHHHH I HATE THIS FUCKIN THREAD!!! TAKES ME A HOUR TO FIND THE "SUBMIT" BUTTON!!!!!!!

GRRRRR what the hell are you whining about?! the submit button in right there, on the bottom of the page!

arghhh...now it is...coz its the 2nd page! :P :D

*so confuzzeled* still dunno what you are talking about, i didn't have ne problems...with the board i mean, you all know i am mentally ill..MUAHAHAHA...Hey Hit The Floor by Linkin Park is THE best song! (for this hour any wayz, haha)

:shrug:

yeah where was the submit button on the first page? :-o

i just went to post reply and it was there. :shrug:

yes yes im crazy :roll:

Sadly, yes I know her :cry: hehe, just kidding. Her taste in music is about as horrible as you can imagine (she likes Shawn Desman and Aqua :shock: ) Yes, I know... scary... Although, I am under the impression that another member on this site also likes Aqua (I heard it was Obi Wan :lol: ) Well, I suppose its all up to whether you want to listen to brilliantly crafted songs, or listen to crap that makes your brain dribble out of your ears... :D

She just doesn't like Coldplay because they aren't pop and they aren't heavy metal rock. Maybe she thinks they are miserablists. I don't know, but I've tried to get her to like them!!! I've tried my hardest! :sad: But she is very stubborn. Oh well.

OMFG OMFG! i dont ONLY listen to Shawn Desman and Aqua. i seem to recall a little contest we had (which btw you still owe me $5 (i dont care if that was like 4 years ago)) and i listed like over 600 bands i love and listen too! i have VERY diverse taste in music, you have to REALLY know me to get me...ask ali (ok, i dont even think she gets me HAHA) yeah ok...enough of my meaningless babble....ok yeah now i will just yell at you on MSN for NOT JOINING HIP-HOP W/ ME!!! :x

Sadly, yes I know her :cry: hehe, just kidding. Her taste in music is about as horrible as you can imagine (she likes Shawn Desman and Aqua :shock: ) Yes, I know... scary... Although, I am under the impression that another member on this site also likes Aqua (I heard it was Obi Wan :lol: ) Well, I suppose its all up to whether you want to listen to brilliantly crafted songs, or listen to crap that makes your brain dribble out of your ears... :D

She just doesn't like Coldplay because they aren't pop and they aren't heavy metal rock. Maybe she thinks they are miserablists. I don't know, but I've tried to get her to like them!!! I've tried my hardest! :sad: But she is very stubborn. Oh well.

:shock: HEY, I do NOT like Aqua, okay?!? :x

;)

 

Really, I dont..

 

And the submit button disappeared on the first page because of the ultra long "EEEEEEWWWWWW" in hotpink's secong post.

(I could quote it, but it would fuck up this page too) :)

And the submit button disappeared on the first page because of the ultra long "EEEEEEWWWWWW" in hotpink's secong post.

(I could quote it, but it would fuck up this page too)

 

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i aint crazy woohoooo!!! :lol:

 

@ShiveringGirl, whos that in ur av??? :o :o :o *faints* :)