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MEN v WOMEN

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Lets play a new game.

 

You win if you have a penis!

 

WOO-HOO I WIN!

 

oh, sorry ladies, better get started on that victory dinner for me ;)

 

No offense...mostly...but even Chris Martin wouldn't think that's funny. :thinking:

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when I say things I don't think - ooh I wonder if coldplay would find that funny.

because I don't live my life for coldplay.

 

I love coldplay

 

But I am an individual.

I couldn't care less who thinks it's funny and if it's not.

you have to have a certain sense of humor I guess.

haha, well it was in fact funny. I laughed for like 10 minutes. :lol:

:D

 

man we haven't talked in ages!

my msn is broked :(

how the hell have you been!

not missing getting beat at hexx are you :P

wait so.. is that a yes or a no? :confused::P

 

It's a no, I'm not gay lol. Although I see why it would be easy to assume I am, what with my semi-frequent wanderings into the "Post piccies of the sexy Mr. Berryman" thread.

Hi! are you my biggggggggest fan!? :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

IS BLUE SERIOUSLY A GIRL!? I still can't believe that after all these years.

 

Wait, did they say that? I always thought Blue was the boy and magenta was the girl, it made perfect sense!!!

 

and yes! I'm 17 and arguing about blues clues!! what of it! shut up! I have a life! I have....a friend. leave me alone!!!!!

:D

 

man we haven't talked in ages!

my msn is broked :(

how the hell have you been!

not missing getting beat at hexx are you :P

 

I know!!! i wanna talk some more!

But your msn sucks! why don't you uninstall it then reinstall it or something!?!??!?

I've been... great i guess. my summer totally kicked ass but now i'm back here in Alabama with my grandma and now it's... not so kick ass. :sick:

Indeed I am missing you beating me at hexic every time we'd play. But i guarantee you that you will never beat me again. and that's a fact. ;) :lol: :P

...just get on msn sometime so maybe you, Jamie and I could have a chat like old times. :dance:

Wait, did they say that? I always thought Blue was the boy and magenta was the girl, it made perfect sense!!!

 

and yes! I'm 17 and arguing about blues clues!! what of it! shut up! I have a life! I have....a friend. leave me alone!!!!!

 

YEAHHHHHH! BLUE'S A FREAKIN GIRL! I still can't believe it. Steve calls her a girl! all her friends calls her a her/she.... :sick: I DONT UNDERSTAND!

 

 

even so on here it seems:

 

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_blue_in_the_show_blues_clues_a_girl_or_boy

 

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080710210335AAgvE0S

woah hold on, blue's a girl?

 

:stunned:

 

FUCK OFF!

 

no way!

 

she's hot! :P

when I say things I don't think - ooh I wonder if coldplay would find that funny.

because I don't live my life for coldplay.

 

I love coldplay

 

But I am an individual.

I couldn't care less who thinks it's funny and if it's not.

you have to have a certain sense of humor I guess.

 

This is why I don't talk much in real life; most of the time, something I say turns out to be insulting in a weird way I didn't expect.

 

Sorry if it seemed that way. I guess I'd better leave for a while, or it's bound to happen again. For all I know, it just did. :(

when I say things I don't think - ooh I wonder if coldplay would find that funny.

because I don't live my life for coldplay.

 

I love coldplay

 

But I am an individual.

I couldn't care less who thinks it's funny and if it's not.

you have to have a certain sense of humor I guess.

 

Well said mate, I hate it when people say that 'oh say you don't like Radiohead and they say, well you like Colplay and Coldplay like Radiohead and then they say- YOUR NOT A REAL COLDPLAY FAN!

 

....That is usually followed by a punch in the face!

 

Jewelry:

Women look nice when they wear jewelry. A man can get away with wearing one ring and that's it. Any more than that and he will look like a lounge singer named Ramone.

 

 

Yesterday I met A RAMONE. God I hate man with jewelry. He had big silver necklace and big cross on it. The cross had about 1kilogram. And he had white shirt without sleeves and that idiotic necklace. And big silver bracelet. I called him Juan.

 

I almost puked when he talked.

hahaah this thing with the cats is sooooo true....i told some guys that I like cats and the answer was:"Ah I hate them. Dogs are much better!"

You know what's really cool is that steve became left blues clues to become an indie rocker, looked it up years ago and was like 'no way! his guy rocks!'. His first release was "songs for dustmites", really mellow stuff, not sure how he's doing nowadays...but he looks awesome.

 

 

steve.jpg

 

 

Steve_Burns-Photo1.jpg.jpg

This is why I don't talk much in real life; most of the time, something I say turns out to be insulting in a weird way I didn't expect.

 

Sorry if it seemed that way. I guess I'd better leave for a while, or it's bound to happen again. For all I know, it just did. :(

 

stop being silly.

I wasn't insulted by what you said.

 

I just think you've got to live your life for yourself, and not for coldplay.

does it matter if chris martin wouldn't laugh at your jokes?

 

no.

don't put your life in the hands of a rock band.

You know what's really cool is that steve became left blues clues to become an indie rocker, looked it up years ago and was like 'no way! his guy rocks!'. His first release was "songs for dustmites", really mellow stuff, not sure how he's doing nowadays...but he looks awesome.

 

 

steve.jpg

 

 

Steve_Burns-Photo1.jpg.jpg

 

GET OUT OF HERE! That's him?! :stunned: Wow, I should look him up haha.

The USA and UK versions both use that same hideous green shirt:

 

kevin.jpg

 

They both even have a white collar!

 

Is the American presenter as cringeful as our Kevin is/was... is he still alive?

Haha I didn't even know they had a UK version. :lol:

oh yeah, it's the WORST!

 

I used to watch it when I was younger.

it was crap.

 

:laugh3:

The USA and UK versions both use that same hideous green shirt:

 

kevin.jpg

 

They both even have a white collar!

 

Is the American presenter as cringeful as our Kevin is/was... is he still alive?

 

LOL (trying to imagine the mail time song sung in a british acent...). and as I showed above, steve is alive and rocking. it's funny because when he left the show, people thought he had commited suicide and the show covered it as "going off to college". never heard kevin, but steve never struck me as cringeful. then again, I have maturity issues :P.

Postman's here,

Postman's here,

Letters come from far and near,

All day long they make me want to cheer.

 

Kevin was such a dope - the world and his wife (or the world and her husband?) - could see whenever there was a clue, but Kevin wouldn't be able to spot a clue if it jumped out in front of him, wearing a shocking green top with I AM A CLUE on the front.

Postman's here,

Postman's here,

Letters come from far and near,

All day long they make me want to cheer.

 

 

:lol:

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