that was superb - loved every minute!!!! :D

 

"Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats." sooooo true

 

*kicks cat*

 

:lol:

:lol: simon.........you cat hater! :x

lol i laughed at the kick cat bit too, nasty satanic creatures

 

i wuff dogs.

cats are fluffy vermin

 

long live dogs :D

*sniffs blings sniff blingin'* can't we work it out baby?' date=' was it more bling you wanted??? Was that 24karot Smurfette fountain not enough??? Or the solid gold microwave that went bling bling when the food was done??? Ah i always knew the bling would get the better of us.... :shock: RossGeller "The Divorcer" Blingin' baby :)[/quote']

 

 

:shock: Bling lova....this well...what we had...was so special...l dunno if the bling's got the best of us...cuz now..l guess we are so blind...love has come..and swept us of our blings..but now...we were thrown down...with such hatred..from all the bling!! :( :cry:

 

irony is such a suitable word..is it not??? bling baby...come home :oops:

 

*bling microwave blings in the background*

 

 

bling lovin' dyn-o-mite in the sack blingin' sex kitten blinger, bling daddy's home to play some blingo, i'm comin' home lassie blingin' blingolicious style.. you know my heart only blings for you... ;) God put a bling upon your face coldplayer blingin' :shock:

 

fleeting web romance blingin'

:shock:

heh?!!!! :shock: ....bling bling every where! :shock:

:lol:

 

don't quite know what happened there, the bling just took control :shock:

*sniffs blings sniff blingin'* can't we work it out baby?' date=' was it more bling you wanted??? Was that 24karot Smurfette fountain not enough??? Or the solid gold microwave that went bling bling when the food was done??? Ah i always knew the bling would get the better of us.... :shock: RossGeller "The Divorcer" Blingin' baby :)[/quote']

 

 

:shock: Bling lova....this well...what we had...was so special...l dunno if the bling's got the best of us...cuz now..l guess we are so blind...love has come..and swept us of our blings..but now...we were thrown down...with such hatred..from all the bling!! :( :cry:

 

irony is such a suitable word..is it not??? bling baby...come home :oops:

 

*bling microwave blings in the background*

 

 

bling lovin' dyn-o-mite in the sack blingin' sex kitten blinger, bling daddy's home to play some blingo, i'm comin' home lassie blingin' blingolicious style.. you know my heart only blings for you... ;) God put a bling upon your face coldplayer blingin' :shock:

 

fleeting web romance blingin'

 

 

:shock: :oops: :oops: *blingin Gdawg vin moves this into the official bling bling thread ;)*

.. something for the rag'n'bone man :)

ahhhhhhh the humanity of it all....

indeedy :D

:lol:

:offtopic: :P

:roll:

 

 

 

WOMEN RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

that wasnt off topic..i was laughing at simon..what was i supposed to do? :roll:

" Toilets:

Men use toilets for purely biological reasons. Women use toilets as social lounges. Men in toilets will never speak a word to each other. Women who've never met will leave a toilet giggling together like old friends. And never in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant table by saying, 'Hey Tom, I, was just about to take a leak. Do you want to join me?'"

THATS SO TRUE!! lol.................... i work in a nightclub sometimes and theres a few times i had to be the toilet attendant.... i made more friends :shock:

I guess I'm not your typical woman according to that either. I love guys because of all those reasons actually. They're funny. :lol:

that wasnt off topic..i was laughing at simon..what was i supposed to do? :roll:

 

 

l agree !! :D

:)

If you kiss him, you are easy

 

If you don't, you are frigid

 

If you praise him, he thinks you are fake

 

If you don't, he thinks you are ungrateful

 

If you agree to all his likes, you are submissive

 

If you don't, you are controling

 

If you visit him often, he thinks you're desperate

 

If you don't, he thinks you're not interested

 

If you are well dressed, he says you are vain

 

If you don't, you are a dog

 

If you are jealous, he say's you're possessive

 

If you're not, then he fools around

 

If you attempt a romance, he say's you are cheap

 

If you don't, he thinks you are cold

 

If you are a minute late, he says you are fussy

 

If he is late, he says you're impatient

 

If you visit another man, you are fooling around

 

If he is visited by another woman, "oh we're just friends"

 

If you kiss him once in a while, he says you're too shy

 

If you kiss him often, he says you're too forward

 

If he fails to help you in crossing the street, he brings up the feminist movement

 

If he does, he expects to be rewarded

 

If you stare at another woman, he says you're jealous

 

If he is stared by other men, boy, you're in big trouble..

 

If you talk, it's always too much

 

If you listen, it's never enough

The nice men are ugly.

 

The handsome men are not nice.

 

The handsome and nice men are gay.

 

The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.

 

The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.

 

The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

 

The handsome men without money are after our money.

 

The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

 

The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice, and have money are cowards.

 

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice, and have some money and, thank God, are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!

 

The men who never make the first move automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

 

NOW... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN

Girls are evil!

Yeah, it is true. The proof is as follows:

 

First we state that girls require time and money:

 

girls = time x money

 

We all know time is money:

 

time = money

 

Therefore:

 

girls = money x money = (money)^2

 

And because money is the root of all evil:

 

money = (evil)^0.5

 

Therefore:

 

girls =[(evil)^0.5]^2

 

And we are forced to conclude that:

 

girls = evil

point of view!!

women!