Considering the dickhead nature of most guys around where I live, I feel your pain

SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY!

 

 

And do you REALLY wish you were a lesbian?

Dunno. Guys are so lovely :wacky: but... for some reason a lot of them act like assholes

I don't get it :bigcry:

Dunno. Guys are so lovely :wacky: but... for some reason a lot of them act like assholes

I don't get it :bigcry:

Guys are arses. Full stop.

^^ THANK YOU :D

 

SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY!

 

 

And do you REALLY wish you were a lesbian?

i guess so ....yea :(

:D Well not of them are, but it seems that most of them are really just to make babies, otherwise their heads are as empty as an empty bucket.

and you know what REALLY pisses me off about men?

 

that stupid madden 09' game. fuck that.

 

my friend really likes this guy, right? so she keeps going over his house to try to send him some signals, but he never looks at her. IT'S THAT FREAKING GAME!!

 

i've played it... and i was bored out of my mind.

 

men are like zombies when they play that game!! well... they're like zombies all together.

 

ugh just talking about them gets me mad. :angry:.

Men, they have no clue. :disappointed:

^^^ sucks, doesn't it?

 

guys... this is why we like gay guys better.

 

they listen. they notice you. they give you fantastic advice and are always there for you. they make you laugh. they go shopping with you.

 

why can't you do that? :(

OMG, I feel really sorry for you

 

:veryangry:

 

 

aawww well saying that you're sorry makes me feel a lot worse:P I'm over it though.. it's just annoying. Why would anyone do that in the first place? just to hurt people that's the only reason...

at least you still have jonny :D

30 facts about men:

 

1. Why does a man have a clear conscience?

Because it's never used.

 

2. Why are men so happy?

Because ignorance is bliss.

 

3. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a

women?

Because when it's time to go back to childhood, he's already

there.

 

4. If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same

time,who would reach the ground first?

The woman, the man would get lost.

 

5. How are men like commercials?

You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both

last about 60 seconds.

 

6. How do men exercise at the beach?

By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a

bikini.

 

7. What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

 

8. What's the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds mature.

 

9. What did God say after creating man?

I can do better.

 

10. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

 

11. What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

 

12. If men got pregnant ....

Psychiatric Services and serious pain killers would be available

in convenience stores and drive-through windows.

 

13. Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the

Olympics?

He had it bronzed.

 

14. What is gross stupidity?

144 men in one room.

 

15. How many men does it take to pop popcorn?

Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake

the stove.

 

16. How do men sort their laundry?

"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable."

 

17. Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.

 

18. What does a man consider to be quality time with his wife?

Pulling the sheets over her head and saying, "Great chili, Babe!"

 

19. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of

35 think of?

Dating children.

 

20. What should you give a man who has everything?

A woman to show him how to work it.

 

21. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?

To stop the snoring before it starts.

 

22. Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

 

23. How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

 

24. How is being at a singles bar different from going to the

circus?

At the circus the clowns don't talk.

 

25. What makes men chase women they have no intention of

marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention

of driving.

 

26. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

 

27. Why do bachelors like smart women?

Opposites attract.

 

28. Why are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half

the time.

 

29. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

 

30. What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women.

 

found it on http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/2-10-2002-11400.asp .

 

SO TRUE.

^^ :laugh3: ALL TRUE :D

at least you still have jonny :D

 

 

yeah, except the part where he doesn't know that I exist:lol: well at least he doesn't get my hopes up and then crushes me down... :nice:

that's what I always say!! :lol:

 

he's not promising you anything.. so he can't let you down right??

yeah but it would be nice if I were to get a hug, a kiss, a song dedicated to me and a bunch stuff signed.... and a lllllllllllloooooongggggg conversation would be heaven too. :D

hey maybe someday!! :D:P

yeah one day is always the day :D Allright, nice talking to you. I gotta go get ready now..boo!

kk bye :)