this is a spin-off of a "create a song thread" in which each poster puts down a line of the song and continues on like that...............except in thsi thread you've gto to keep teh lyrics insane and random!

 

 

i'll start!

 

 

Verse 1:

 

(rapping noises like "yea!" and "braaaaaap!" are going on)

 

I was watching the telly eatin' steak and chips

and mama didn't know it but i did some flips

I was loving life till I dropped my knife

I was watching the telly eatin' steak and chips

and mama didn't know it but i did some flips

I was loving life till I dropped my knife

Now all I had left was a stuck up wife

I was watching the telly eatin' steak and chips

and mama didn't know it but i did some flips

I was loving life till I dropped my knife

Now all I had left was a stuck up wife

 

Next line:

Now too much salt on my steak and chips

I was watching the telly eatin' steak and chips

and mama didn't know it but i did some flips

I was loving life till I dropped my knife

Now all I had left was a stuck up wife

 

Next line:

Now too much salt on my steak and chips

would of been better with an assortment of dips

If it weren't for these damned chapped lips

I was watching the telly eatin' steak and chips

and mama didn't know it but i did some flips

I was loving life till I dropped my knife

Now all I had left was a stuck up wife

 

Next line:

Now too much salt on my steak and chips

would of been better with an assortment of dips

If it weren't for these damned chapped lips

I would be out poppin' a hip (i think that's a dance move)

I was watching the telly eatin' steak and chips

and mama didn't know it but i did some flips

I was loving life till I dropped my knife

Now all I had left was a stuck up wife

 

Next line:

Now too much salt on my steak and chips

would of been better with an assortment of dips

If it weren't for these damned chapped lips

I would be out poppin' a hip (i think that's a dance move)

 

Chorus (I did more than one line sorry I got abit carried away haha):

If only I'd laid off the steak and chips

I would have been able to shake my hips

Now I feel sick from too much honey

And now my poo is kinda runny

 

hahahah sorry about the last line haha couldn't find another word to rhyme with honey haha

haha! :D

 

im gonna send that into................well sumwhere who likes their unsigned talent ;)

Bump! :D