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Death Hill's corny joke thread

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What kind of bee produces milk?

 

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A boobie!

 

[cue laugh track]

 

:laugh3::wink3:

You, sir, have a date with the gallows.

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You, sir, have a date with the gallows.

 

That joke isn't funny.:rolleyes:

:dozey:

come on give us jokes more... uh well not so, you know what I mean?

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Why did the scarecrow win a nobel peace prize?

 

For being OUT-STANDING in his field.

What did the doctor say when his patient cried "I have only 59 seconds to live!"?

 

"Take a seat and I'll see you in a minute."

 

 

 

;)

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What do you call four Mexicans sinking in quicksand?

 

Quatro-Cinco.

What do you call four Mexicans sinking in quicksand?

 

Quatro-Cinco.

:dozey:

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:dozey:

 

Do I really need to explain the joke?:rolleyes:

Do I really need to explain the joke?:rolleyes:

:confused:

 

 

I got the joke, hence the::dozey:

 

 

It was just bad, like Mark-bad:laugh3:

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Maybe you'll like this one:rolleyes: :

 

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

 

Juan on Juan :)

Why did Tigger have his head stuck down the toilet?

 

Because he was looking for Pooh, of course!!:D

Why did Tigger have his head stuck down the toilet?

because he heard death hill's jokes :D just kidding just kidding try harder dude

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The people at Yahoo! appreciate my jokes much more than you lot do.:dozey:

Because he was looking for Pooh, of course!!:D

 

Mark struck again ! :rolleyes:

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