xm residency

 

Chris Martin, Johnny Buckland and Guy Berryman turned in their greatest performance as Xfm DJs on last Sunday's Residency show. They mentioned strip bars, turned up the heat on their 'feud' with Simon Pegg and also stumbled very close to being libellous.

 

Possibly trying to diffuse the situation, Guy Berryman waded even further into muddy waters...

 

"I like nipple peep shows", said the bass player.

 

Lots of mistakes in this weeks write up :P Also I can imagine the press having a field day with it. But heyho :P

 

^ Gah!? I know, look at ALL the mistakes.

Can these writers not spell J-O-N-N-Y correctly!?!?! :veryangry:

Get rid of that bloody "H"! It's not silent, it's non-existent :P

 

And they can't even tell the difference in their voices either. It was Jonny who made the "I like nipple peep shows" comment, not Guy!

There are differences in their accents & voices. I guess only us real fans notice. :smug:

 

gotta love the press :laugh4:

 

my roommate is a huge perez hilton reader, and today at one point the top story was about coldplay sewing, and she was like "they SEW? they made those jackets they wear every fucking day?"

i love how the press jump on everything. as funny as we think it all is because we get what the guys are doing, it doesn't exactly help their reputation, does it? :P well, good thing they don't care if they're uncool.

Wow, I'm surprised the press didn't mention anything about phoning Will's nanny or Chris' lady's bits/waxers comment. :wacko:

Haha, yeah like Chris ever thought that liking Coldplay was a cool thing... :D

 

Chris: "It's so liberating not being cool!"

"We Like Nipple Shows" Say Coldplay

 

 

Chris, Johnny and Guy turn in their most explosive Residency show yet as they turn up the heat on the Simon Pegg feud. Strip bars are also in favour, it seems...

 

Chris Martin, Johnny Buckland and Guy Berryman turned in their greatest performance as Xfm DJs on last Sunday's Residency show. They mentioned strip bars, turned up the heat on their 'feud' with Simon Pegg and also stumbled very close to being libellous.

 

"We called Simon Pegg and he blatantly ignored our call", said Chris Martin, stoking the flames of the feud that begun with the British funny man two weeks ago. "Let's not call him at all this week. If you've got a DVD of Shaun Of The Dead or Hot Fuzz, take it back because that guy just doesn't care about you and he doesn't care about us".

 

Remarkably, the band's ire was also directed towards their own material as Martin continued his outburst...

 

"You should also take a Rush Of Blood To The Head, X+Y and Parachutes... any Coldplay album you should also return because it's a con, it's a rip off, it's cheese merchant, it's a nipple peep show... It's not worth having. OK?"

 

Possibly trying to diffuse the situation, Guy Berryman waded even further into muddy waters...

 

"I like nipple peep shows", said the bass player.

"I wish I could tell Guy's Stringefellows story but I can't because it's libellous", added Chris.

 

Head here to listen to Coldplay's best, most hilarious Residency episode yet...

 

http://www.xfm.co.uk/news/2008/we-like-nipple-shows-say-coldplay

 

Lots of mistakes in this weeks write up :P Also I can imagine the press having a field day with it. But heyho :P

 

I thought jonny said : i like nipple peepshows? Am i delirious again?

Yeah he did. :)

phfew! a weight just fell of my shoulders! :lol:

:P

At the very end,Jonny said something and Chris said that you cant say that on radio..What did Jonny say

And when Jonny wanted to play "Virginia Plain" by Roxie Music

Chris said: "WHAT? You can't say that on radio, can you?"

Jonny: "Why not?"

Chris: "Well isn't that a lady's bits, isn't that when you shaved your..."

[Major LAUGHS]

Chris: "Ok, for all the waxers in the world! Guy's got his sunglasses on, I'm talking to much" [more laughs]

Jonny: "Time to go Raymond's Revue Bar"

Chris: "Ok we're off to a Nipple peep show, Happy Christmas, Bye!"

BUMP!

 

I'll put this in here since it's sort of related.

 

Simon Pegg was on Heart FM this morning and he actually talks a lot about Chris. Talks about playing harmonica on Don't Panic, being Apple's Godfather (poor guy seems to get asked that in almost every interview :rolleyes:) Also about loving the new album and not being able to see them live yet because they're both just so busy.

 

Anyway he brings up the XFM feud saying Chris is mad at him for not answering the phone and that the press blew it up.

 

The interview is here but you have to sign up to listen to it. So here's what he said (obviously not to be taken seriously ;) )

 

"Chris is annoyed at me cos he was on some radio show and he tried to call me and I was busy, I was just working and suddenly there's these rumours going around that we're having a feud because I didn't answer my phone. Well we are having a feud now. He can get lost the big mong bean eating yoga freak. Lets phone him up and see how busy he is"

 

:lol:

big mong bean eating yoga freak

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

oh i love that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

jajajjajajajajajajajaja

 

they're always teasing each other!!!!! :lol:

:lol: gotta love them both ! :lol: