were we ? :wacky: HAHA !

 

 

 

:disappointed: winning the lottery...

He's drunk and half naked in your country..why the hell aren't you hitchhiking to the bloody South of France?

He's drunk and half naked in your country..why the hell aren't you hitchhiking to the bloody South of France?

 

Mel said he's not anymore :bigcry:

^also about to do that...

lucky we didn't he would have been gone!

Mel said he's not anymore :bigcry:

well you didn't go when he was there. If someone calls me and says Jonny is drunk and half naked 10 hour drive from my house, I am fucking quiting my job, gasing up my car and going! I don't care if I have to bloody knock on every door in the town he's in, I will find him! :P

well you didn't go when he was there. If someone calls me and says Jonny is drunk and half naked 10 hour drive from my house, I am fucking quiting my job, gasing up my car and going! I don't care if I have to bloody knock on every door in the town he's in, I will find him! :P

 

i'm such a bad stalker.. :bigcry: stop making me feel bad.. I gotta make you proud when Sept 1st comes !

yeah yeah big talk now... wait till it actually happens...

goodnight all!

well you didn't go when he was there. If someone calls me and says Jonny is drunk and half naked 10 hour drive from my house' date=' I am fucking quiting my job, gasing up my car and going! I don't care if I have to bloody knock on every door in the town he's in, I will find him! :P[/quote']ahh see? THIS is why I joined Coldplaying :smug:

 

I'm finally within my people :cry::P

well you didn't go when he was there. If someone calls me and says Jonny is drunk and half naked 10 hour drive from my house, I am fucking quiting my job, gasing up my car and going! I don't care if I have to bloody knock on every door in the town he's in, I will find him! :P

 

 

 

You go Angie!:laugh3: I will be happy to be ref for this sex match, and will provide filming services at no charge.:sneaky:

 

 

 

Once he passes out after you've had your way with him, I get to be his pillow!

 

 

 

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I just downloaded it and that rant by Chris cracks me up :lol:

 

"So if you've ever bought Spaced you should return it, you should take it down your video store and you know what you should do? You should also take A Rush of Blood to the Head and X&Y and Parachutes and any Coldplay album, you should also return that. You know why? Because it's a con, it's a ripoff, it's cheese merchants, it's gnarl burger. What it is, it's swindling, it's two-bit nipple peep shows. It's Not. Worth. Having."

 

:laugh4:

 

Oh and Raymond Revue Bar :P

K, this is all i could find on that groupie webpage:

 

This is from Alisa Christensen & Kathleen Wirt - we just want to let you know how funny we find your site. GREAT idea & so necessary - we think you should consider expanding your sludge to other music genres. Not all of them, mind you - don't care about Country - but there are some very interesting brothers out there; The chicks in the hip hop community would embrace this type of forum. So would the girls who listen to KROQ. Surely the boys in Incubus, Coldplay & Linkin Park are screwing somebody.

 

 

 

Our boys are clean! :laugh3:

I just downloaded it and that rant by Chris cracks me up :lol:

 

"So if you've ever bought Spaced you should return it, you should take it down your video store and you know what you should do? You should also take A Rush of Blood to the Head and X&Y and Parachutes and any Coldplay album, you should also return that. You know why? Because it's a con, it's a ripoff, it's cheese merchants, it's gnarl burger. What it is, it's swindling, it's two-bit nipple peep shows. It's Not. Worth. Having."

 

:laugh4:

 

Oh and Raymond Revue Bar :P

 

Jonny: I like nipple peep shows

 

:D

Are XFm going to put part 4 up on their site? I can't seem to find it.

They will do sometime later this week. It's in Multimedia though, if you want to download it :)

Sweet, thank you!

XM Residency

 

Awwww man!

The 4 week residency is over... :bigcry:

But they were soooo good as Radio DJs, especially Guy ;)

 

Hahaha, I'm still laughing from last Sunday's show.

OMG, the nipple peep show comments, hilarious :laugh3:

And when they tried calling Will and got...his French maid??? (i literally fell off my chair laughing)

 

Chris: "Thanks for listening to us. Do you have anything else to say?"

Guy: "Um, I just want to wish everyone, ....a great time..." [laughs]

Chris: "Oh he's lost it!"

 

And when Jonny wanted to play "Virginia Plain" by Roxie Music

Chris said: "WHAT? You can't say that on radio, can you?"

Jonny: "Why not?"

Chris: "Well isn't that a lady's bits, isn't that when you shaved your..."

[Major LAUGHS]

Chris: "Ok, for all the waxers in the world! Guy's got his sunglasses on, I'm talking to much" [more laughs]

Jonny: "Time to go Raymond's Revue Bar"

Chris: "Ok we're off to a Nipple peep show, Happy Christmas, Bye!"

:heart:

Okay so did anyone listen to the bit where they called will to see who answered the phone...

I can't make out what she says, it seems it's cut off at the beginning: ** Champion hello?

^ Yeah, I tried to.

I think she says "Hi Champion, Hello?"

(Not as informative as we would've hoped...)

^^^The Virginia Plain part was hilarious!

 

And this part:

 

Chris: (to Guy) you remember that time you went to Stringfellows?

Guy: No, I've never been in my life

(laughing)

Chris: Oh Guy, I wish I could tell Guy's Stringfellows story, but I cant. I can't because its libelous

okay what nanny would say Hi champion?

 

that sounds like something a horny wife could sayy in a differnt intonation

Hiiiiii Champion :wink3: :sneaky:

^^^The Virginia Plain part was hilarious!

 

And this part:

 

Chris: (to Guy) you remember that time you went to Stringfellows?

Guy: No, I've never been in my life

(laughing)

Chris: Oh Guy, I wish I could tell Guy's Stringfellows story, but I cant. I can't because its libelous

 

:lol:

 

I think Guy says "No, what do you mean by that?!" Haha. I bet he has been :laugh3:

he definitily says something that ends with life...

Sounds like "what do you mean by that?" to me. Hehe. Either way it doesn't matter :D Still funny :D

wow Chris speaking about nipples peep off and girls bits....

 

i think i've to be carefull when i wear something to the coldplay concert next time!

 

if he sees some thing of mine i'll be very scared damn.....:o

"We Like Nipple Shows" Say Coldplay

 

 

Chris, Johnny and Guy turn in their most explosive Residency show yet as they turn up the heat on the Simon Pegg feud. Strip bars are also in favour, it seems...

 

Chris Martin, Johnny Buckland and Guy Berryman turned in their greatest performance as Xfm DJs on last Sunday's Residency show. They mentioned strip bars, turned up the heat on their 'feud' with Simon Pegg and also stumbled very close to being libellous.

 

"We called Simon Pegg and he blatantly ignored our call", said Chris Martin, stoking the flames of the feud that begun with the British funny man two weeks ago. "Let's not call him at all this week. If you've got a DVD of Shaun Of The Dead or Hot Fuzz, take it back because that guy just doesn't care about you and he doesn't care about us".

 

Remarkably, the band's ire was also directed towards their own material as Martin continued his outburst...

 

"You should also take a Rush Of Blood To The Head, X+Y and Parachutes... any Coldplay album you should also return because it's a con, it's a rip off, it's cheese merchant, it's a nipple peep show... It's not worth having. OK?"

 

Possibly trying to diffuse the situation, Guy Berryman waded even further into muddy waters...

 

"I like nipple peep shows", said the bass player.

"I wish I could tell Guy's Stringefellows story but I can't because it's libellous", added Chris.

 

Head here to listen to Coldplay's best, most hilarious Residency episode yet...

 

http://www.xfm.co.uk/news/2008/we-like-nipple-shows-say-coldplay

 

Lots of mistakes in this weeks write up :P Also I can imagine the press having a field day with it. But heyho :P

gotta love the press :laugh4:

 

my roommate is a huge perez hilton reader, and today at one point the top story was about coldplay sewing, and she was like "they SEW? they made those jackets they wear every fucking day?"

i love how the press jump on everything. as funny as we think it all is because we get what the guys are doing, it doesn't exactly help their reputation, does it? :P well, good thing they don't care if they're uncool.