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Who would you marry?*The NON-Hottie Edition*!!

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OK, so you're at the ultimate Dog-party. You HAVE to choose from the ugliest/oldest/most evil men/women on the planet. Who would you marry?

 

(After all, poor Chrissy's had enough action from The Perv Unit this week...he probably needs a rest,lol!:laugh3:)

 

If I HAD to pick, I'd marry Guy Hands (his company owns EMI). He may be an evil music-hating, money-grubbing bastard, but just think of all the free Coldplay stuff I could have!:lol:

My kitten. :laugh3:

erm, paris hilton?:stunned:

 

You're obsessed :lol: :P

Fine! :P

 

Ermm, any of the pussycat dolls? :uhoh:

 

 

 

:wacko:

Fine! :P

 

Ermm, any of the pussycat dolls? :uhoh:

 

 

 

:wacko:

 

No no, marry Paris. For she is your true love and you should be happy :heart:

I'd marry Ed O'Brien :sick:

 

'cept.. he's already married :dozey:

No no, marry Paris. For she is your true love and you should be happy :heart:

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Meanie! :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry:

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Meanie! :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry:

 

paris-hilton-in-tears.jpg

 

You've upset her now :disappointed:

i don't think i got the idea of this thread right :laugh3: because i dont wanna marry cruela

 

...so what are we suppsoed to do again? :laugh3:

paris-hilton-in-tears.jpg

 

You've upset her now :disappointed:

 

:lol:

 

Aww,maybe albie can date her after all :wacko:

I never want to get married :disappointed:

 

..I know those words are gonna come back to haunt me

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