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Who would you marry?*The NON-Hottie Edition*!!

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But i thought you were married already :o

 

Mrs Anna Nicole Squared

 

 

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I never want to get married :disappointed:

 

..I know those words are gonna come back to haunt me

oh, you say that now:dozey:

 

But i thought you were married already :o

 

Mrs Anna Nicole Squared

 

 

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But i thought you were married already :o

 

Mrs Anna Nicole Squared

 

 

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:o oh that's right!

 

where's that hubby of mine? :sneaky:

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Aww,maybe albie can date her after all :wacko:

 

Even though the gods are crazy

Even though the stars are blind

If you show me real love baby

I'll show you mine

 

Sorry, I'll stop now :kiss:

:o oh that's right!

 

where's that hubby of mine? :sneaky:

6 feet under? :rolleyes:

 

 

 

:lol:

Even though the gods are crazy

Even though the stars are blind

If you show me real love baby

I'll show you mine

 

Sorry, I'll stop now :kiss:

You big meanie! :bigcry: :bigcry:

 

But that was funny! hahahaha :lol:

 

I'm gonna have paris nightmares tonight :disappointed:

6 feet under? :rolleyes:

 

 

 

:lol:

 

Bingo!

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not but really.. where's my Marky Mark? :P

 

 

he's rightttt here....

 

 

MarkyMark.gif

 

^ CUZ HES MARKY MARK! :lol:

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lol

 

have i mentioned I was friends with Marky Mark's brother's son?? :smug:

 

:P

I'd sleep with Bill Clinton and deny everything.

Fine! :P

 

Ermm, any of the pussycat dolls? :uhoh:

 

 

 

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oh because they're hidious. :P

 

ehm, i'd marry ted from scrubs. :D

he's rightttt here....

 

 

MarkyMark.gif

 

^ CUZ HES MARKY MARK! :lol:

 

can I marry him?? :uhoh:

he looks bad enough to me... :wink3:

Omg! That Marky Mark's pic is.... so.... I like his boxer :P

 

I would marry with... Hugo Chavez...?! :confused:

I'm going to pretend this thread doesn't exist.

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Oh shit!

I'd sleep with Bill Clinton and deny everything.

 

 

Classy.

 

If dear Mr Tim Burton wasn't married to the wonderful Helen Bonham Carter, I would so go there.

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I'm going to pretend this thread doesn't exist.

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Oh shit!

 

Hahahahahahaha! I made the thread, and I feel the same way!:lol:

 

(But at least with my evil choice, I can go to every Coldplay show on the planet!!)

I don't like non-hotties :sick:

 

 

They just... :sick:

 

There's a REASON why they're non-hotties!

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I don't like non-hotties :sick:

 

 

They just... :sick:

 

There's a REASON why they're non-hotties!

 

 

So VERY true! But I thought it would make for a funny thread with a few laughs, and it has turned out to be pretty hilarious, so it's all good. I MUCH prefer hotties, but all the hotties in Coldplay would be worn out after one week with the Perv Unit,lol...so I thought I'd take my twisted streak out on my beloved forum!:laugh3:

But it isn't even funny! D|

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