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I like my username

I like my girls

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i like your penis.

I like my girls

 

That's nice to know Gary, haven't you signed that piece of paper which stops you fucking little girls yet?

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If bats had wings they could fly

 

 

ever think bout that?

i like your penis.

 

Oh la la, are you trying to get me to put my penis near you?

 

First thing are you a member of the secret police though?

If bats had wings they could fly

 

 

ever think bout that?

 

Bats have wings :stunned:

 

It's true you learn something new everyday. Thanks for that piece of useful knowledge mr 4574, I will store that in my memory banks

That's nice to know Gary, haven't you signed that piece of paper which stops you fucking little girls yet?

 

Of course not, do you think I am stupid?

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Bats have wings :stunned:

 

It's true you learn something new everyday. Thanks for that piece of useful knowledge mr 4574, I will store that in my memory banks

 

liberal bullshit

 

they can't fly

Of course not, do you think I am stupid?

 

Yes, I do think you are a stupid prat who fucks little girls, ruining their lives. You wanker

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Oh la la, are you trying to get me to put my penis near you?

 

First thing are you a member of the secret police though?

 

yes

Yes, I do think you are a stupid prat who fucks little girls, ruining their lives. You wanker

 

How very mean of you, and after I come back to the UK to start a new leaf and to promote my new greatest hits album.

yes

 

YOU ARE NOT MY TYPE

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Are you making a joke about me being short?

User 4574 you are almost twice the man as 2732 :rolleyes:

 

Well hello young lady

Calm it down ladies, before I get my whip out. :whip:

 

Oh wait, maybe that is what Gary wants :thinking:

 

Ah well, *gets whip out of whipping sleeve*

Oh mr watts, whip me hard

 

or give the whip to that lovely young lady to whip me into shape, I have been a naughty boy and needs punishing

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