1. go to google

2. type in 2 random words ( ie cookie mcmuffin (see below)

3. click a link

4. paste some random stuff here

5. ignore

 

 

 

 

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Posted: 01.29.2002

Food for thought

Besides that "100 things about me" list being massively huge, and not really expecting you to get all the way through it -- I also realized it barely scratched the surface of my freaky eating habits. I understand exactly why and how Meg Ryan orders her food in "When Harry Met Sally", and I'm not ashamed to say so. Just in case you're reeeeally bored, here are my top 20 food neuroses. I'm sure Todd will think of a few others later!

 

:o :o

yes i've officially flipped..only the truely MAD will participate in this..

:stunned: :lol: yeah I'm sane!

hyperextended yoda:

 

 

 

aaron, i enjoyed your post about the conversation. heres one from today:

OLD MEN IN GOLF CART TALKING TO TWO OLD MEN IN ANOTHER GOLF CART

"I GUESS ORVIS WASNT FEELING ANY BETTER TODAY, WE SAW HIS UNDERWEAR ALL MESSED UP BY THE PAR 4."

"is that so?

strange shit being old and having loose bowels. also in the clubhouse today a war veteran left his little voice activator on the table and rushed off to the bathroom. this device allows people without a larynx to speak creepy and distorted. i grabbed it and slowly began to imitate KID ROCK by saying "cowwboyy" the young golfers fell about the place. i wonder if it belonged to orvis?

posted by david chapman at 4:09 PM

 

The premiere for the film is less than 2 months away and already the guest list reads like e's on hollywoods a-list.... People that are invited... Ray Liotta, Bobby Kennedy Jr, Richard Arrington...... did someone forget Ian McKaye??? Huh? I just heard someone in the office say that someone was "a good little white boy". Krazy Fest is on us once again where Andrew & I will seize the opportunity to stand in a scorching hot field in the middle of Kentucky with 2000 punk kids half our age. "Hey look some square brought his dad here and his dad's life partner!" Man that stung.

:stunned: I just read that..DUDE.... :stunned:

laser grass..

Since the dawn of the first suburban Saturday, homeowners have had a leaf blower or power sprayer to move the clippings for us.

Mulching? To us, leaving clippings on the yard as "mulch" is just procrastination. While you may not be zapping your grass next week or even next year, the Zero itself is not for the average cul-de-sac cutter.

 

Change will take time because, preliminary enthusiasm is less like a riding lawn mower than a carnival ride with mag wheels.

am i even doing this right?

i'm not sounding schizo enough..

:o :( :inquisitive:

The anal sacs of dogs and cats are two structures located near the anus. They are normally half to one inch long and are connected to the anus by narrow ducts. The walls of the anal sacs contain glands that secrete a foul smelling brown liquid. Bowel movements normally empty the anal sacs as the stool moves through the anus. Infection of the anal sac leads to formation of an abscess. Anal sac disorders are more common in dogs, but they can occur in cats.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Signs

Frequently, you will notice a red, raised, hairless area to the side of and slightly below the anus. Some anal sac abscesses rupture spontaneously, producing an open sore with a water yellow green discharge. Pain is usually present; some pets may refuse to have a bowel movement or cry out when a stool is passed.

 

Causes

Bacterial infection of the anal sac causes abscesses to form.

 

Diagnosis

anal sac abscesses are diagnosed by your veterinarian when he or she examines the tissues surrounding the anus. Sometimes a culture is taken and sensitivity studies are performed to determine the type of bacteria present and the antibiotics needed to treat the infection

 

Treatment and Home Care

Once the abscess is mature, our veterinarian will anesthetize your pet and lance and drain the abscess. The abscess cavity will then be irrigated with antiseptic solutions, and, if necessary, dead tissues will be removed. Your veterinarian will also make sure that the duct that empties into your pet's anus is open.

 

If your pet has chronic and repeated episodes of anal sac disease or abscesses, your veterinarian may recommend surgical removal of the anal sacs. This procedure is usually no performed until after the infection subsides and tissues heal.

 

Home care consists of giving all prescribed medications and checking the wound at least twice a day. Your

:D :D :D :stunned:

:lol: :lol:

laser grass..

Since the dawn of the first suburban Saturday, homeowners have had a leaf blower or power sprayer to move the clippings for us.

Mulching? To us, leaving clippings on the yard as "mulch" is just procrastination. While you may not be zapping your grass next week or even next year, the Zero itself is not for the average cul-de-sac cutter.

 

Change will take time because, preliminary enthusiasm is less like a riding lawn mower than a carnival ride with mag wheels.

 

THATS GOLDEN!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!

vaginal healing:

 

Most women have had at least one bout with a vaginal yeast infection, and many women experience recurring infections. The incidence of these infections has more than doubled in the last 20 years. One reason that they are becoming more prevalent is the increased use of antibiotics, which kill off beneficial natural flora found in the vagina and allow more harmful bacteria and yeast to multiply.

 

Antibiotics are especially notorious in promoting vaginal yeast infections, which are caused by candida. A fungus that is a natural resident of the intestines and vagina, Candida creates a problem only when it overpopulates, causing a yeasty, irritating discharge that leads to swelling, itching and general discomfort. Opinion varies among gynecologists on whether yeast infections are transmitted between partners, but just to be safe, why not use herbs to treat both parties?

 

Trichomoniasis is another common vaginal infection. This infection, which is caused by the microorganism Trichomonas vaginalis, produces a thick, yellowish discharge, often resulting in swollen, inflamed genitals. Tnchomoniasis is rarely serious, but can be harder to get rid of than a yeast infection. It also tends to be much more unpleasant, with more intense burning and itching.

 

In addition to these common infections, there

:wink3: :wink3:

monkey juice:

 

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lol!!!!

there there:I'M a pretty Net-savvy guy. I read my morning newspaper online. I buy discount airline tickets online. I participate in animated sports banter online. I even manage my finances online (if transferring money to cover checks qualifies as "managing my finances"). Still, I have never been to the magical land called cyberspace.

 

Discuss this article in the Technology & Digital Culture conference of Post & Riposte.

More on technology in The Atlantic Monthly and Atlantic Unbound.

 

From Atlantic Unbound:

 

Digital Culture: "The Unacknowledged Legislators of the Digital World," by Charles C. Mann (December 15, 1999)

In his new book, Code, the cyberlaw expert Lawrence Lessig offers a disconcerting vision of the Internet's future. Perhaps too disconcerting.

 

Digital Culture: "The Values of Code (and Code)," (December 13, 1999)

An e-mail exchange with Lawrence Lessig, the author of Code and Other Laws of Cyberspace.

 

Web Citation: "Mapping Cyberspace" (February 19, 1998)

Is there a "there" there?

 

Elsewhere on the Web

Links to related material on other Web sites.

 

The Berkman Center for Internet & Society

This research program, based at Harvard University, was founded to explore and study the realm of cyberspace.

 

Cyberspace Law Institute

A collection of sources and tutorials concerning Internet law issues.

 

Cyber-Geography Research

A site focused on the field of cyber-geography, who proponets believe that the Internet can be spatially mapped out via the graphical representations of the many different existing cyberspaces.

Cyberspace isn't on any map, but I know that it must exist, because it is spoken of every day. People spend hours in chat rooms. They visit Web sites. They travel through this electronic domain on an information superhighway. The language we use implies that cyberspace is a place as tangible as France or St. Louis or the coffee shop on the corner. But why, exactly, should we think of the Internet as a geographic location? I recently participated in a telephone conference call with people in several other states and countries. Were we all together in another "place"? I doubt that any of us thought so.

irish sushi:::

 

 

 

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Jaime99

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(11/11/02 3:08 pm)

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Irish Sushi (A Tanka Limerick) (like an Irish/Sumo Wrestler)

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There once was a pond

so golden, it's water would

make poets embolden -

 

to write verses so sublime

until death ended their time

 

like others since days of olden.

 

 

Edited by: Jaime99 at: 11/11/02 11:03:55 pm

 

pcent2

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Posts: 13067

(11/11/02 3:17 pm)

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ezSupporter

 

Re: Irish Sushi

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and in limpid waters one may

see a face rising up. Gone astray

in the webs, one is certain

to raise such a curtain

one velvety midnight. OK,

 

this is hardly a comment on you,

and that's what a mod's meant to do,

but verses unfold in

this pond you've called Golden

so really, I'm showing it's true.

 

Edited by: pcent2 at: 11/11/02 2:18:14 pm

 

pcent2

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Posts: 13068

(11/11/02 3:19 pm)

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Re: Irish Sushi

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...er...sorry, Jaime, else I would have started muttering about meter and looking dreadfully less Fonda of her <pauses for loud long groan> than I am.

 

Ewig, Golden.

 

January Poet

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Posts: 947

(11/11/02 3:29 pm)

Reply napkin please

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i barely have enough courage to eat the japanese sushi...afraid what fish the irish might have on the plate..you have been drinking this water haven't you jaime...and possibly eating the fish

 

Jaime99

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Posts: 1634

(11/11/02 3:34 pm)

Reply

The Meter Maid Tickets a UFO* Unidentified Foreign Oration

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Is this a cruelly aligned limerick or

a Tanka with extra baggage?

 

Maybe the Leprechaun drank

a little too much Saki ....

 

Thank you for the poetic and

non-poetic replies...Dear Carla!

 

The man in the red shirt was disheartened

by his team on Saturday past...

a sad day in SoonerLand..

Beaten handily by the Village Idiots..

 

~~~~ Cheers ~~~~ Jaime

monkey juice:

 

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Author Comment

Jaime99

Venerable Member *

Posts: 1633

(11/11/02 3:08 pm)

Reply

Irish Sushi (A Tanka Limerick) (like an Irish/Sumo Wrestler)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

There once was a pond

so golden, it's water would

make poets embolden -

 

to write verses so sublime

until death ended their time

 

like others since days of olden.

 

 

Edited by: Jaime99 at: 11/11/02 11:03:55 pm

 

pcent2

Moderator

Posts: 13067

(11/11/02 3:17 pm)

Reply

ezSupporter

 

Re: Irish Sushi

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

and in limpid waters one may

see a face rising up. Gone astray

in the webs, one is certain

to raise such a curtain

one velvety midnight. OK,

 

this is hardly a comment on you,

and that's what a mod's meant to do,

but verses unfold in

this pond you've called Golden

so really, I'm showing it's true.

 

Edited by: pcent2 at: 11/11/02 2:18:14 pm

 

pcent2

Moderator

Posts: 13068

(11/11/02 3:19 pm)

Reply

ezSupporter

 

Re: Irish Sushi

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

...er...sorry, Jaime, else I would have started muttering about meter and looking dreadfully less Fonda of her <pauses for loud long groan> than I am.

 

Ewig, Golden.

 

January Poet

Venerable Member

Posts: 947

(11/11/02 3:29 pm)

Reply napkin please

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

i barely have enough courage to eat the japanese sushi...afraid what fish the irish might have on the plate..you have been drinking this water haven't you jaime...and possibly eating the fish

 

Jaime99

Venerable Member *

Posts: 1634

(11/11/02 3:34 pm)

Reply

The Meter Maid Tickets a UFO* Unidentified Foreign Oration

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

Is this a cruelly aligned limerick or

a Tanka with extra baggage?

 

Maybe the Leprechaun drank

a little too much Saki ....

 

Thank you for the poetic and

non-poetic replies...Dear Carla!

 

The man in the red shirt was disheartened

by his team on Saturday past...

a sad day in SoonerLand..

Beaten handily by the Village Idiots..

 

~~~~ Cheers ~~~~ Jaime

president chimp:

 

January 15, 2002

 

President Chimp

More Like This : Politics Chafe My Scrote (58)

 

This is old news, by the way. Just on my mind.

 

Ah, President Chimp. Always willing to take time out from Defending the Free World, snorting cocaine off the bellies of teenage hookers (Note : this is an unsubstantiated statement. I have no proof. Honest. None.) and passing out after swilling too much beer choking on pretzels to wave a finger and lay waste to nearly five years of slow, careful diplomacy. A Korea Herald Op/Ed piece today lays it out in some detail :

 

:lol:

ok amanda what 2 words are you typing in!? LOL!

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really, well that was informative!

badass cootchie:

Daimon reaches for the whiskey he poured Jesus Christ. Well, it didn't turn into wine. It's probably safe to drink.

 

Daimon says "Terry, they fell out of the Marches. How can you have a lead that goes to the Lower Hells?"

 

The whiskey adds to the comfortable state of general befuddlement. Yeah. Lower Hells. Nice place.

 

Daimon considers figuring out how to turn it into wine.

Sorry... I can't participate in this. :lol:

i think this thread was already destined for an early grave!! but damn if there's no enough here to write a novel that would outweird Tom Robbins.. i might print this shit out you know...LOL

ha... ha... send it to a publisher. :lol:

 

I'd participate but I'm just way too lazy.