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Chris thinks he looks fat....?

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Another wind-up surely?

 

Chris fat? He doesn't know the meaning of the word!

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i think he saw himself in one of that mirrors that do people look fattest or slimmer or taller or shorter... in this case, it was the one that makes people look fattest, of course :P

If that's the case, he should consider going running with Guy.:P

does he has said that somewhere? :thinking:

 

how he can be fat if he jumps as he jumps on the stage? :stunned:

 

i am sure that he loses weight on each tour.

does he has said that somewhere? :thinking:

 

how he can be fat if he jumps as he jumps on the stage? :stunned:

 

i am sure that he loses weight on each tour.

 

Maybe he eats too many pies backstage afterwards.:P

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Maybe he eats too many pies backstage afterwards.:P

 

Vegetarian of course! ;)

Vegetarian of course! ;)

 

Who knows??:rolleyes:

www.coldplaying.com[/url] :)

 

you mean that:

 

 

Coldplay think the screens used during their arena tour make them look fat.

 

The band - who are currently on a world tour to promote new album Viva La Vida or Death and All His Friends' - claim the videotrons make them look like they have "love handles" and are worried their fans will think they have piled on the pounds. Frontman Chris Martin said: "We've turned from a Mars Bar into a King-sized Mars Bar. There's a little bit of fat on me. I could see on the screen. It adds love handles."

 

The group are due to perform at London's O2 arena in December, but despite the band's recent success - their album received rave reviews and went to number one in the U.K. charts - Chris doesn't think their show compares to previous residents of The O2.

^no problem Marek ;)

 

anyways don't Coldplay know that tv/screens makes people look fatty? :thinking:

 

btw i think that Guy looks thin on this tour, :(

^no problem Marek ;)

 

anyways don't Coldplay know that tv/screens makes people look fatty? :thinking:

 

btw i think that Guy looks thin on this tour, :(

HP -Fruity! Or maybe keychup! :)

 

Keychup?? :confused:

^no problem Marek ;)

 

anyways don't Coldplay know that tv/screens makes people look fatty? :thinking:

 

btw i think that Guy looks thin on this tour, :(

 

Well that's obviously down to all the running he's been doing!!:D

Well that's obviously down to all the running he's been doing!!:D

i don't think so, he looks thin even before the tour begun .. :\

and Chris runs much more than Guy... :uhoh:

i don't think so, he looks thin even before the tour begun .. :\

and Chris runs much more than Guy... :uhoh:

 

I'm talking about OFF-stage, not ON it!! Guy's a marathon runner!!:dozey:

I'm talking about OFF-stage, not ON it!! Guy's a marathon runner!!:dozey:

i know that, but i don't think he takes part on any marathon :P just that one, as far as we know, so... :inquisitive:

I wouldn't be surprised if the group gained weight...traveling's bad--irregular sleep, parties, etc, are not good for one's diet! :-<

i know that, but i don't think he takes part on any marathon :P just that one, as far as we know, so... :inquisitive:

 

How do you know he doesn't run every day for fitness??:rolleyes:

How do you know he doesn't run every day for fitness??:rolleyes:

could it be, but i doubt that he runs as for a marathon daily ;)

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