953 paint faces on it on Easter

952

 

explain osmosis with it

951

 

Throw it at someone you dislike :P

950

 

sing songs about wasted opportunities to it while you strum madly on your old acoustic guitar that has a hole in it

949

 

Bring it to a Coldplay concert with you

^^^

948

 

throw it at the annoying rap artist who wastes time BEFORE Coldplay comes out at the concert you took the egg to

947

 

Teach it to play dead

^^^

948

 

throw it at the annoying rap artist who wastes time BEFORE Coldplay comes out at the concert you took the egg to

 

:lol: I remember how upset you were about that after your concert.

 

946

 

Buy it a pet chicken. :uhoh:

945

 

play Lifehouse songs to it

944

 

Ask it who came first, the chicken or him?

943 Have it examined by an eggspert.

942- Use it as a substitute for a Oreo..

941 use its existence to start threads like this when ppl are bored

941 use its existence to start threads like this when ppl are bored

 

Eggsistence??:rolleyes:

Eggxactly! :laugh4:

940

 

take it to school and say a bunny gave it to you

939

 

think of 1000 things you can do with it

938 put it in your pants

937 put it in your hair

936

 

hit it with a bat

935

 

shoot it with a hockey stick

934

 

sell it on ebay

933

 

Confess your sins to it

932

 

write a song about it

931

 

Dance with it