November 28, 200817 yr If you have children, and you're visiting a friend's/relative's house with them, don't let them wrestle and scream in the living room. Actually, it would be a good idea to keep them completely silent. Maybe you could just leave them at home. That would be great. NEVER TAKE SMALL CHILDREN TO BAND COMPETITIONS, EITHER.
November 28, 200817 yr oh and please keep your baby's at home because taking them to the store in strollers is a serious inconvenience. the freakin strollers block the damn aisles.
November 29, 200817 yr Author oh and please keep your baby's at home because taking them to the store in strollers is a serious inconvenience. the freakin strollers block the damn aisles. It's not as bad as the fat people in the Hoverounds at Wal-Mart. You're not disabled, just fucking walk, fatty. My Wal-Mart actually has a Mexican Day. A bunch of immigrants ride up in their schoolbus and buy groceries at Wal-Mart. It's way cooler than Retard Day. Retard Day just makes me mad.
November 29, 200817 yr It's not as bad as the fat people in the Hoverounds at Wal-Mart. You're not disabled, just fucking walk, fatty. My Wal-Mart actually has a Mexican Day. A bunch of immigrants ride up in their schoolbus and buy groceries at Wal-Mart. It's way cooler than Retard Day. Retard Day just makes me mad. i fucking hate that! :veryangry2: they don't need to walk, they need to start lifting weights or something cos that's just ridiculous. your wal-mart has a mexican day?? i've never heard of that in my life and i live in florida congested with mexicans. :confused: lol wtf is retard day?
November 29, 200817 yr Author i fucking hate that! :veryangry2: they don't need to walk, they need to start lifting weights or something cos that's just ridiculous. your wal-mart has a mexican day?? i've never heard of that in my life and i live in florida congested with mexicans. :confused: lol wtf is retard day? Yeah, we have a Mexican Day. It's awesome, they walk around speaking Spanish, just milling around and picking up toilet paper. They're all so nice. Retard Day is when the local retard lady takes it upon herself to take all of her retarded adults out for no apparent reason. The location? WAL-MART!!!
November 29, 200817 yr I just spent 2hours in walmart walking around and playing with some random stuff. walmart what a great place. haha
July 3, 200916 yr Author I went on a tour of Smoke Hole Caverns the other day. Somebody had brought a retarded kid with them. She screamed the entire fucking time. THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME. I couldn't hear the tour guide, because we were in a cave and all. Also, someone brought a baby. WTF, guys.
July 3, 200916 yr :wacko: i should petition my Wal Mart to have a Mexican day!!! I would wear a sombrero and everything!!! AY AY AY!! :sombrero: that actually sounds pretty awesome :P
July 3, 200916 yr :lol: i need a sombrero... i should join a mariachi... my mariachi would kick ass... :dreamy:
July 3, 200916 yr you would be in my mariachi you could play the over sized guitar and we would all get fake mustaches...
July 3, 200916 yr Author Well, I can play the trumpet better than I can play the guitar...my fingers are short! D= You had me at fake mustaches.
July 3, 200916 yr rancheras suck [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX-fDKWGbRs]YouTube - Radiohead - Idioteque [Glastonbury 2003][/ame] the first of the children the first of the children the first of the children
July 3, 200916 yr Haha... my parents listen to rancheras and stuff... and yeah... i get down to some cumbias and corridos :lol: No, I don't i only listen to rock and pop in Spanish.
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