"You're not nice."

 

I loved it!

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Great story!!!!!!

Funny,Sweet,Creative

I loved every second of it!!!!

Get started on another one.:whip:

 

:blush: thanks!! and i loved Confessions and The Weekend, too. :wacky:

i'll start on one as soon as i can come up with another idea. :)

:blush: thanks!! and i loved Confessions and The Weekend, too. :wacky:

i'll start on one as soon as i can come up with another idea. :)

 

 

 

I have so many ideas in my head.....

Whether they are good or not is another matter.:laugh3:

I am working on a few things now since it is my day off from work.

So good, jknc!! Jeez you write fast! I always have chapters and chapters to read. :laugh4:!

 

Can't wait for more! :D

I have so many ideas in my head.....

Whether they are good or not is another matter.:laugh3:

I am working on a few things now since it is my day off from work.

 

:lol: well, the ones you actually write are always great. ;)

HOLY SHIZSNOT YOU GUYS WRITE A TON

 

these stories are great!

 

jknc-LOVED confessions and the weekend!

 

brooke-:lol: "FOR YOU AND.....MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

 

kyra- Shivers is great! :dance:

i knew you'd love that. :lol::P

:lol: well, the ones you actually write are always great. ;)

 

 

 

Thank you..........

You are very sweet....

 

Concert in two days...............

My mind is starting to go to mush....

 

and I still have to work tomorrow!

^^Hah, you think your mind is mush now.

 

Picture yourself hours, minutes, seconds before they come out.

 

I think I popped a few brain cells all four times. :dead::P!

jknc! I have just started reading your stuff (sorry I havn't before :( ) and I really have to say they are FANTASTIC! MAGICAL! :D

jknc! I have just started reading your stuff (sorry I havn't before :( ) and I really have to say they are FANTASTIC! MAGICAL! :D

 

Thank you.

I am glad that you liked them.

I aim to please.

^^Hah, you think your mind is mush now.

 

Picture yourself hours, minutes, seconds before they come out.

 

I think I popped a few brain cells all four times. :dead::P!

 

 

 

I saw them in June in San Antonio with Snow Patrol.

I think I blacked out when Chris started singing "Chasing Cars" during In My Place while running across the stage to get to Jonny.:dead::dead::dead:

Luckily my friend recorded it.

 

This time I am on my own in Houston.

Holy...! Do you have the video to possibly share with us? :P

Do we get more chapters of Side effects? :D:D Sorry...pushy ;)

:lol: :whip: :D

It's Medicine for the Soul

 

 

 

THE Coldplay boys are sat around a table, playing some sort of game. It is the sort of game where you take a card with a sentence on it, and create a story starting with said sentence. Sometimes the results are... catastrophic...

 

Chris takes a card and reads it.

Chris: "He was a man plagued by darkness. Everywhere he went, the lights would go out."

 

Jonny: "That's not what they mean by darkness."

 

Chris: "No, that's what I mean by darkness. Anyway, the lights would go out, and he'd fall. Fall down stairs, fall up stairs... even fall sideways stairs."

 

Guy: "Chris, this isn't making sense!"

 

Chris: "It's not supposed to. He'd only ever fall where there were stairs. Unfortunately, he lived in Stair World. It was horrible."

 

Will: "Like this story?"

 

Chris: "Enough! This story is fantastic. One day, this man decided that he was going to leave Stair World. He couldn't, though, because he fell too much to be able to escape. And so he stayed in the darkness of Stair World forever. The end."

 

Guy: "That was worse than Will's."

 

Will: "What? My story was brilliant!"

 

Guy: "Yeah, OK. Hand me the next card."

 

Will hands Guy a card.

 

Guy: "AHEM! It all began when... what the hell is this? This is a crap sentence. Hand me another card."

 

Jonny: "You can't do that!"

 

Guy: "Yes, I can."

 

Guy grabs another card.

 

Guy: "Sometimes I like to... what is it with these? They all suck."

 

Chris: "No, you're just bad at this game because you have no imagination. Let me see it."

 

Chris reaches over and takes the card out of Guy's hand.

 

Chris: "OK. This is a good one. Sometimes I like to pretend I'm a princess. I'll wear a beautiful pink dress and some sparkly shoes and I carry a nice pocketbook. It's blue and big, and I bought it at Target. I was there shopping with my best galpal... Jenny. Yeah. We had a blast. After we went to Target, we went to the food court, 'cause, you know, we were at the mall, and we got some five-dollar footlongs from Subway, which was actually more than five dollars what with tax and whatnot. But they were delicious, so I forgave Subway. Then we left the mall because there was nothing left to do. We went back to my place and-"

 

Jonny: "I think that's enough."

 

Chris: "No, no, it's getting to the good part."

 

Jonny: "No, it's not... not if this story is based off of real events. My turn!"

 

Chris: "Wait... but I thought we did have a blast that day."

 

Guy: "You wore a beautiful pink dress to the mall?"

 

Chris: "No, that part was made up. But we did go to Target."

 

Jonny: "And back to Chris' place... My turn!"

 

Jonny takes a card from the pile.

 

Jonny: "One day, Harold was walking through the park. He saw a bird. It's name was Harley. 'Hello Harley' he said. Harley, being a bird, didn't talk. Instead, she flew down by Harold and landed on his shoulder. Then Harold realized that he was afraid of birds, so he ran screaming from the park. And... yeah. I got nothing."

 

Chris: "That was beautiful, Jonny. It almost brought a tear to my-"

 

There is suddenly a mysterious beeping noise.

 

Will: "What the hell is that?"

 

A man dressed in a cowboy outfit appears out of nowhere.

 

Man: "It's a bomb! MWA HA HA HA!"

 

Guy: "A bomb?"

 

Man: "Yes, a voice activated one! It goes off when you say 'tear'."

 

Guy: "Why?"

 

Man: "Because I hate you all! MWA HA HA HA!"

 

Chris: "Why do you hate us?"

 

Man: "You're too perfect! Your music is too amazing!"

 

Will: "That makes no sense! Wait a minute..."

 

Will leans closer to Man.

 

Will: "GASP! You're... you're..."

 

Man: "Yes, it is I- Joe Satriani! I'm going to blow you up and take all you've got! Then I will be loved like you!"

 

Guy: "But if you blow us up... you'll blow up all of our stuff, too..."

 

Joe: "... Oh, damn. I hadn't thought about that."

 

Jonny: "Why don't you just-"

 

BOOM! CRASH!

 

...to be continued...

 

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now!

 

PART 2

 

 

 

THE Coldplay boys are sat outside of wherever they were before, most likely the Bakery. Joe Satriani, still dressed as a cowboy, is also with them.

 

Chris: "Wow, it was a good thing you suck at making bombs that actually kill people."

 

Jonny: "Yeah, instead of just spraying us with water."

 

Joe: "Oh, and I suppose that because you're all so brilliant, you'd have made a bomb that actually worked!"

 

Guy: "There's no need for sarcasm, Sadtri- I MEAN, Satriani."

 

Joe: "I wasn't being sarcastic! You guys are so freaking talented, I'm sure all the bombs you'd make would be the best ever."

 

Joe starts to cry.

 

Joe: "WHY CAN'T I BE AS COOL AS YOU GUYS?"

 

Will: "Because, we're four people, not just one."

 

Joe: "So... if I become four people, then I'll be as cool as you?"

 

Will: "Um... it's a possibility."

 

Joe: "Aha! To McDonald's I go!"

 

Joe, still dressed as a cowboy, runs away in the direction of the nearest McDonald's.

 

Guy: "Why was he dressed as a cowboy?"

 

Jonny: "Why not?"

 

Guy: "Good point. So... what are we gonna do now?"

 

Chris: "Let's go play that game again!"

 

Jonny, Will, and Guy: "NO!"

 

Chris: "Fine, then..."

 

Will: "Let's just all go home."

 

Guy: "Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. Bye, guys!"

 

Guy leaves.

 

Will: "Well... I'm going home now. Bye."

 

Will leaves.

 

Chris: "Hey, Jonny... wanna go to Target, Subway, and my place, eh, eh?"

 

Jonny: "Hmm... OK!"

 

Jonny and Chris begin to leave.

 

Jonny: "But we can skip Target and Subway if you want."

 

Chris: "Ooh! :blush:"

 

AND they all lived happily ever after, except for Joe Satriani, who ate too much food at McDonald's and got sick.

 

 

 

The End. :)

 

 

:laugh3: BROOKE IT WAS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER READ! ITS GOING ON THE FRIDGE!!

Love it, Brooke. Love it. I think this is the sort of fic that I would want the boys to read. :P

 

Do we get more chapters of Side effects? :D:D Sorry...pushy ;)

 

Sorry, not yet. :uhoh2: Tomorrow there will be a new chapter ready.

Holy...! Do you have the video to possibly share with us? :P

 

Yeah...I have it.

I thought someone else already put it on youtube though.

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:lol: thanks kyra.

 

:laugh3: BROOKE IT WAS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER READ! ITS GOING ON THE FRIDGE!!

 

:cheesy: the GB shrine fridge? :wacky:

@jknc- this is great!

i love Will's pick-up line :lol: