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||The OFFICIAL Coldplay FanFic Thread 1||

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Ok this is a tincy bit pervy, not much at all though.

 

Chapter 5: Teaching

 

Chris and Jonny are on the way to Jonny’s house. They aren’t doing anything strange or that looks suspicious so everything is fine. They reach the house.

 

CHRIS: What do you want to do?

JONNY: Do you want to do it?

CHRIS: Yeah! But you have to teach me..

JONNY: Ok which do you need me to teach you, romantic sex or dirty?

CHRIS: I already am very good at being romantic so I’ll try dirty I seriously have no idea how to be dirty.

JONNY: Ok so, don’t get scared I’m going to be a bit strange when I go into my horny and dirty mood. Ok?

CHRIS: Yeah ok.

 

Jonny puts on a really deep voice that doesn’t sound one bit like him it’s so deep it sounds like dark vader.

JONNY: PULL DOWN YOUR TROUSERS BITCH!

 

Chris starts screaming like a girl.

 

CHRIS: AHH! You’re scaring me!

JONNY: Sorry! Ok just pull down your trousers and a long the way try do something to turn me on.

 

Chris slowly takes off his belt and whips it off Jonny’s ass.

 

JONNY: AHHHHHHHH!!! OWW!! SHIT!! CRAP! ASS.IN.PAIN!

CHRIS: Oh shit man sorry.

JONNY: It’s ok. But that’s good. Just don’t hit me with it. Tease me! Put the belt between your legs.

Chris does what he’s told.

 

CHRIS: Is that good?

JONNY: Perfect now pants off.

JONNY Good Chris! Really good! I like what your doing with your private places! It turns me on..A LOT!

 

Jonny doesn’t care that Chris needs to be taught so he pushes him on to his bed. He rips off Chris’ shirt and starts kissing him all the way down his body. Making Chris moan continuously. Jonny moves down further. Chris has trouble breathing and closes his eyes and lets Jonny do his stuff.

 

CHRIS: Shit man, that’s good.

JONNY: Shh.

 

Jonny moves back up and kisses Chris. Chris moves down to Jonny’s neck.

 

CHRIS: Mmm..Your cologne smells nice.

JONNY: Really? It’s Tommy Hilfigger.

CHRIS: Yeah I guessed that. It’s all you have!

JONNY: How do you know?

CHRIS: I take a little peek at all your stuff. And those porno magazines under your bed! Please share!

JONNY: Ha ha. Of course of course.

CHRIS: And your collection of carebear things?

JONNY: Please don’t say any more! I got them for Will and I. We really like it Chris.

CHRIS: Ok…..?? Strange but..ok…

JONNY: Don’t tell Guy! He is too much of a bad boy. If he finds out he’ll be like calling Will and I babies. Please?

CHRIS: Yeah it’s ok! I love you. Did you know that? I actually do.

JONNY: Really? Wow that’s a shocker. Never thought you’d ever say that!

CHRIS: What? Why?

JONNY: I’m joking you stupid cow.

CHRIS: Hehe! I do though. I love you Jonny Buckland. Ok Im going to prove it.

Chris picks up the phone and dials a number someone picks up.

 

VOICE: Hello, Buckland residence!

CHRIS: Hello Ms. Buckland! Can you put me on loud speaker?

BUCKLAND RESIDENCE: Of course.

CHRIS: Hello everybody I love your son and brother so much. He is everything to me. And I will love him until I die.

BUCKLAND RESIDENCE: Ok Chris, is that all?

CHRIS: Yes, talk soon bye!

 

Chris hangs up and calls again another number.

 

VOICE: Hello, Martin residence!

CHRIS: Daddy! I have to be quick put me on loud speaker.

MARTIN RESIDENCE: Ok, one minute!

CHRIS: Hi everybody I love Jonny! He is my world. I love him lots like jelly tots.

MARTIN RESIDENCE: Chris no jelly tots!

CHRIS: Sorry Daddy! It was only one packet!

MARTIN RESIDENCE: NO CHRISTOPHER ! You know what they do!

( Jonny whispers to himself)

JONNY: I must be the only one living who doesn’t know what jelly tots are.

CHRIS: Ok no more sorry.

MARTIN RESIDENCE: Ok Chris! Have a nice time with Jonny and talk soon!

CHRIS: Bye guys! Love you all!

 

JONNY: Ok that went exceptionly well!

CHRIS: Yeah it did! I really love you.

JONNY: I love you too!

jknc-:bigcry:

 

emma-:laugh3::laugh3:!!

"Jonny puts on a really deep voice that doesn’t sound one bit like him it’s so deep it sounds like dark vader.

JONNY: PULL DOWN YOUR TROUSERS BITCH!

 

Chris starts screaming like a girl.

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AHHHHH! I just wrote a brand new fanfic, and I actually exited it! It was a pretty long one as well! Damn you!

 

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My Star is Fading

Part 3

 

 

“I changed my mind.” Chris and I were standing outside the door to his flat. “You can leave now.”

 

“What?”

 

“Um, it's not so bad. In fact, I really did do all this to myself. You know, not on purpose. You can go.” He waved goodbye at me, a fake smile spread weakly across his face.

 

“I'm not leaving. We're doing this, and we're doing it now.” I grabbed his arm and opened the door. I walked inside, dragging a reluctant Chris behind me. No one seemed to be in the apartment, but moments later a tall brunette walked into the room.

 

“Hey, Chris, babe! Jonny!” she smiled at us. I just gave her my best impression of Will's death stare. It probably wasn't as good as the original, but it seemed to do the job. “What's wrong?” she asked in a mock concerned voice.

 

“You know what's wrong,” I said.

 

“You told him,” she yelled, turning to Chris, who cowered back a little. “You fucking told him!”

 

“I didn't-”

 

“You little fucker!” She clenched her fists, and Chris moved closer to me, grabbing on to the hem of my shirt.

 

“I'm sorry, I-I-”

 

“He didn't tell me anything. I saw the bruises.”

 

“Oh, don't stick up for him. If he can't man up himself, then it's too bad for him. You can go now.”

 

“I already tried that, it doesn't work,” Chris muttered. It would have been a comical moment, had the situation been entirely different.

 

“I'm not leaving, and I'm certainly not letting you hurt Chris any longer.”

 

“What are you gonna do? Yell at me? Ooh, scary.”

 

“I'll call the cops.”

 

“You haven't witnessed anything. And him,” she pointed to Chris, who was now starting to shake. “He's not gonna say anything. Are you?”

 

“N-no. What's there to say anything about? Everything's fine.”

 

“Chris! You're making this about a thousand times more difficult than it already is.”

 

“He always does that," she sneered. "Always makes things more difficult. Can't let anything be.”

 

“So you hit him? And that fixes everything?”

 

“Not... yet.” She looked around the room in defeat. I turned to Chris. He had a rather confused look on his face, unsure of whether or not he was safe.

 

“Come on, we're leaving,” I told him.

 

“Where are we going?”

 

“My place. You can stay with me for the night.”

 

“Oh.” He looked over at Rachel as if he was waiting for her to freak out, but she stood still. “OK.”

 

Chris grabbed a few things before we left, and then we went back to my flat. I hadn't expected the confrontation to go so quickly, and to end on as well a note as it did. Not that it really went all that well, but at least no one was hurt. All I could hope for now was that no one would get hurt in the future, particularly Chris. That poor man's been through enough as it is.

 

 

Jonny is so sweet...I have a feeling he would knock Chris unconscious and carry him (over his shoulders) to his place if necessary. :lol:

I'm just letting you guys know...I'm going away for a week starting tomorrow, and I'm not sure if I'll have internet access. So...I guess we'll see. :shrug:

Oh my god...*twitches once and drops dead* :dead:

 

 

*comes back to life*

 

 

A t-th...th...three...*drops dead again*

In the Middle of Nowhere

Part one

 

 

 

 

The plane slowly crept forward through the sky. Will couldn’t sleep. He hated flying at night. To make matters worse, there was a lightning storm in the distance.

 

He shifted in his seat, looking around the aircraft. Guy was sprawled out across two seats…Jonny laying back in his chair, book on his lap. Chris was curled up in his seat. Will looked out the window. Lightning flashed violently.

 

“Your pilot here. I am requesting that all passengers buckle up due to rough weather ahead. Thank you,” the pilot spoke on the radio.

 

Will buckled up and sighed. He wasn’t going to risk walking across the plane to wake up the others.

 

So instead he grabbed his magazine and tossed it at Guy, whacking him on the head.

 

“What the bloody he-” He attempted to roll over and fell onto the floor. “Uhhhhh…”

 

“Guy, buckle up…there’s a lightning storm,” Will laughed.

 

He got up. “Yes, mum.” After settling in his seat, Guy tugged on Jonny’s cap. “JON! WAKE UP!”

 

“Why?” He pulled it over his face.

 

“Just buckle in…and tell him to, too.”

 

Jonny grinned and buckled Chris in for him. “Chris…wake up.”

 

“Ten more minutes…” Chris opened his bright blue eyes. “Dang it, Jon!”

 

He rolled his eyes.

 

“This is your pilot speaking…in the case of an emergency, I request that all passengers put on life-jackets. I highly doubt any trouble ahead, it is just a safety precaution. Thank you.”

 

“Life jackets?!” Chris sat up in his seat. “I’m too young to die!”

 

“No one’s going to die,” Jonny grabbed Chris’ hand.

 

Chris sighed and pulled on his life jacket.

 

Will glanced outside again. The lightning looked beautiful, yet deadly. Guy was taking pictures, Jonny and Chris talking. A flash struck beside the plane, making him jump a little.

 

Suddenly, light enveloped the plane…the lights flickering and finally shutting off. It felt as if they were on an amusement park ride…the feeling of dropping towards earth. But it wasn’t a ride…and Will knew he might not make it out alive.

 

 

 

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