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Twilight - 10 times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest

HorrificAttack
in The Lounge

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Ive already read the book and this is going to be just the same except with a lot of bad jokes in it/

Wow, now i actually do want to read that book which i bought 6 months ago and haven't touched since.

 

 

 

ROBERT PATTINSON

There's more. I want to eat you.

 

 

KRISTEN STEWART

Holy shit, really? I need to go home and do some waxing first, but...

 

 

 

:heart:

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Read it. You'll like it. Its only of those girly love stories.

 

Please just leave this thread.

 

The link I just posted made me laugh so much

That was really funny. I watched the movie last weekend and most of the stuff in the script rang true. :laugh4:

Fuck Twilight, why can't they just kill everyone off in the first movie the world can't suffer a sequel.

Hahahaha I found this hilarious. I hated the book, and this is basically what the book is....except more to the point. :P

Hahahaha I found this hilarious. I hated the book, and this is basically what the book is....except more to the point. :P

 

 

Ouch..it's starting to sound like the book is worthless and i spent 10€ for nada :disappointed:

Haha. That was good.

Ouch..it's starting to sound like the book is worthless and i spent 10€ for nada :disappointed:

 

I'm just not into that whole mushy, teenybopper romance thing....so if you like those kinda things then it shouldn't be a waste of money for you. :)

 

I didn't have to spend money, I borrowed it from a friend haha.

KRISTEN STEWART

Hmm. The only way I will believe you is if you carry me up a mountain using special effects from the 70s.

 

:laugh4:

ROBERT PATTINSON

Stay away from her or my family will have to kill you. Specifically, we'll have to hiss at you like fifth graders pretending to be Dracula, and then kill you.

 

CAM GIGANDET

Murder, eh? That's one hell of a family activity. My family usually just plays Scrabble.

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