A raccoon bites off his penis

We live in a bizarre and weird world. We all know that there are pervert people living among us but how “sick” do you have to be to try to rape a raccoon?

 

A 44 year old Russian man, Alexander Kirilov, was drinking with his friends when he got this sick idea of raping a raccoon. The raccoon fought back and bit off a part of his penis.

 

Mr Kirilov told stunned surgeons in Moscow: “When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun.”

 

Surgeons are now trying to restore his “manhood” as best as they can. One of his drinking buddies said:

 

“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off. That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with.”

 

Crazy, right?

 

http://eatmypotato.com/index.php/interesting-stories/a-raccoon-bites-off-his-penis/

This is why marijuana should be legalized.

This is why marijuana should be legalized.

 

Exactly.

I wouldn't call that site a reliable source...

Sounds like a man who takes what he wants:dozey:

 

 

But seriously, poor raccoon

Ewww!!

what would Cyril Sneer do?

^ Ditto

I wouldn't call that site a reliable source...

 

Well I thought it better than quoting The Sun ;).