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Apparatjik

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"Old duffers Apparatjik wheel their chairs together every few months to share a pipe, discuss their aching joints and to occasionally have a jolly old singsong over a nice cup of tea and a bun."

 

 

:P

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Poor old little fuckers :wacko:

 

*runs from Paula*

:escaping:

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Ha!... I suddenly feel stupid. Gosh,... I'm slow. :P

 

Apparatchicks, young and fine

Doesn't it take up a lot of time?

Keeping the updates when we find

We wait so long, we lose our minds :mad:

 

Doesn't it take up

Doesn't it take up

Doesn't it take up

Doesn't it take up

Doesn't it take up so much time?

 

Wow, this can take so much time,

The updates almost never come...

But, don't worry, our secrets are safe in this

Thread that we...

Frequently post in...

 

Hand in Hand,

Yes, we know.

We wait ever so patiently

For more news on this intriguing band.

 

:P

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lololololololololooloooololololol

 

*throws walking stick at Pris*

 

*throws slippers at Olivia*

 

:P

 

 

edit: maybe I am old - I just went to make a nice cup of tea and then dribbled it on the floor...

Ha!... I suddenly feel stupid. Gosh,... I'm slow. :P
Apparatchicks, young and fine

Doesn't it take up a lot of time?

Keeping the updates when we find

We wait so long, we lose our minds

 

But, don't worry, our secrets are safe in this

Thread we frequently post in

 

Hand in Hand,

We wait ever so patiently

For more news on this intriguing band.

 

:P

:wideeyed:

That's awesome!!!! :D

lololololololololooloooololololol

 

*throws walking stick at Pris*

 

*throws slippers at Olivia*

 

:P

 

*Gets hit in the head with stick and passes out on the floor* :mad:

 

edit: maybe I am old - I just went to make a nice cup of tea and then dribbled it on the floor...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha :lol:

That's not old age, just poor body coordination :P

@Paula: We never said you were old :bigcry:

 

At least you can do things I can't. I'd like to rent a car... that ain't happening until I'm 25. :dozey:

 

@Pris: I edited it, I was hoping no one would notice. :lol: Oh well.

 

Thanks :)

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Apparatchicks, young and fine

Doesn't it take up a lot of time?

Keeping the updates when we find

We wait so long, we lose our minds

 

But, don't worry, our secrets are safe in this

Thread we frequently post in

 

Hand in Hand,

We wait ever so patiently

For more news on this intriguing band.

 

I likes this one...:thumbsup:

 

@Paula: We never said you were old :bigcry:

 

No, just middle aged..! :P

 

J/kidding. ;)

 

I'm not sensitive about my age or anything....:uhoh2:

 

:D

Yeah, we can tell :rolleyes: :P

 

Maybe we should make our next tweeting proyect something like Olivia's poem!! :idea2:

We did that to Coldplay's recently, each one of us tweeting a phrase of the story back to back :nice:

Aww, that'd be cool about the tweeting thing. Which remidns me my twitter isn't accepting requests, for some odd reason... :\

Anyhoo, going to go girls. Don't fill this thread with too much new apparatjik information before i get a chance to log back on again.

 

ha...

 

bye

I like the idea :)

The only problem would be getting the boys to give us some kind of response :dozey:

Ha, nice one Libby :lol:

Talk to you later!! :hug:

 

Well, at this point I think any kind of response would be a hit, considering that they've been MIA for how long now??? :thinking:

And I think it wouldn't be as hard for them to notice them as with Coldplay, I don't think Apparatjik gets that many @apparatjik tweets to begin with :P

Well yeah Pris has a point... It's easier for the Apparatjik guys to see the tweets...

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True, but I don't want us to come across as nagging them..plus these things are a bugger to organise..:P

lololololololololooloooololololol

 

*throws walking stick at Pris*

 

*throws slippers at Olivia*

 

:P

 

 

edit: maybe I am old - I just went to make a nice cup of tea and then dribbled it on the floor...

 

:lol::lol:

 

Anyhoo, going to go girls. Don't fill this thread with too much new apparatjik information before i get a chance to log back on again.

 

ha...

 

bye

 

haha dont leave olivia cuz by the time you get back there will be a new apparatjik album out. :rolleyes:

lololololololololooloooololololol

 

*throws walking stick at Pris*

 

*throws slippers at Olivia*

 

:P

 

 

edit: maybe I am old - I just went to make a nice cup of tea and then dribbled it on the floor...

:lol:

 

I do that all the time btw...

 

:uhoh:

Holy shit I leave for 12 hours and when I get back they've announced a new album and a world tour?! :bigcry:

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I think this just about sums it up.... :rolleyes:

 

Hello, we are Apparatjik, and we are here to give you: hit records that will never be released

yes :lol:

 

what have I missed?

So does that mean we shouldn't hold our breaths? I mean, I already knew this is just for fun right? :confused: They really like toying with us, don't they?

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So does that mean we shouldn't hold our breaths? I mean, I already knew this is just for fun right? :confused: They really like toying with us, don't they?

 

I think they mean we should never expect them to be predictable...;)

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