All hail james :kiss:

 

hail to the walker :D

Okay,have it your way..Post of the Year.

 

That's much better :smug:

hail to the walker :D

For a sec i read this as "hail to the wanker" hahahaha

 

Sorry man!:lol:

Here it is! the post that will change all posts forever

Posting will never be quite the same. From now on, whenever people post they will think...

 

"y'know that james? the king of all posts!? yeah, he's great ain't he.....want a pint?"

 

 

Here are the answers to the big questions of life:

 

 

 

Who created the world? I think it was a really clever man (or women), who was very hardworking!

 

Did I start "Walkers" crisps? No.

 

Have I ever felt the sudden urge to poke a hippo with a javelin? Yes, I have. After Ross Noble mentioned it, I've thought about it a bit.

 

How many coldplayers does it take to change a lightbulb? Millions! you silly sods!

 

When the moon comes up, What's goin' on? It's called Night!

 

Do you own a hat? Yes!

 

 

END OF QUESTIONS.

 

I think you'll agree, alot of lifes big questions answered.

You'll have to wait till 10,000 posts for the big one:

 

Are you wasting your life on this forum?

 

James, you are a legend mate, congratulations on reaching the famous 5,000 posts mark! Hail to the walker! :D

For a sec i read this as "hail to the wanker" hahahaha

 

Sorry man!:lol:

 

hahahaha that made me chuckle, thanks mate! haha

For a sec i read this as "hail to the wanker" hahahaha

 

Sorry man!:lol:

 

If that were true, He would be put on the naughty step! The saucy swine!

James, you are a legend mate, congratulations on reaching the famous 5,000 posts mark! Hail to the walker! :D

 

Thanks man. I hope to go down in legend history :D

James you're my hero!:cheesy:

James you're my hero!:cheesy:

 

Why thank you! You should know, I'm not as trustworthy as superman, if theirs something really heavy to lift, better call...simon?

Why thank you! You should know, I'm not as trustworthy as superman, if theirs something really heavy to lift, better call...simon?

Please don't tell me this is you and simon :o

 

Please don't tell me this is you and simon :o

 

 

:lol: Don't start that again. I'm sure their's another thread that claims me and simon are homosexual superheroes :lol:

Aww sorry man :P

 

Here, some ladies want to celebrate with you :dance:

 

Aww sorry man :P

 

Here, some ladies want to celebrate with you :dance:

 

 

Hello ladies :wink3:

 

Hang on. what the fuck are they gonna do with the big silver trophy!? :stunned: :lol:

Hello ladies :wink3:

 

Hang on. what the fuck are they gonna do with the big silver trophy!? :stunned: :lol:

 

What do you think?:wink3:

 

Bend over biatch! :whip:

 

 

:lol:

What do you think?:wink3:

 

Bend over biatch! :whip:

 

 

:lol:

 

:lol:

 

Erm...Could you ladies either leave or get rid of the trophy!?

 

Anyway, have I created history with my 5,000th post yet?

Hell yeah! I'll nominate you for coldplaying's hall of fame 2009 :cool3:

Woohooooo! and how about the big one son of god (mark) won last year? ;) Vote either me, Nathan or Briggs...We cant let the son of god win again :P

Funniest user? I still don't know how the hell he won 3 years in a row but this year will be different baby! We have to join forces to make that happen :mellow:

Funniest user? I still don't know how the hell he won 3 years in a row but this year will be different baby! We have to join forces to make that happen :mellow:

 

Ya that one :smug: I hope it'll be different

He's gonna say it was fixed if he doesn't win again :P

 

Anyway, i'm off for a few drinks. Take care Dr.James! :D

I'm off now but fear not! I shall be back imparting my wisdom tomorrow evening (probably)

 

Adios!

 

x

What wisdom would this be? :smartass:

What wisdom would this be? :smartass:

 

This wisdom:

 

Men! "You've gotta be careful with your plums"

 

Women! "Look after your men's plums"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My work here is done.

i'm touched

^ Glad to hear it! :D