Hello! well I am nearly at the big 5,000 posts. 5,000 posts! Postmen don't post that much! (..they do)

 

Anyway, this is the build-up to that moment! It will be a time, when the whole world stands still and reminds themselves of all the ground-breaking posts I have contributed to this forum.

This thread if for that build-up! Discuss tactics, the odds of me reaching 5,000 posts (really quite high), Guess when I will reach that amazing number.

 

..so get your pre-match heads at the ready...and LET'S ROCK!

congrats james!

Wooo!

We need more build up! Get your popcorn people and get all excited! forget about your previous plans, if you've got kids to pick up, just leave them!..If you've got a date to meet, forget it!, he's probably a twat.

 

Build it up ma hommies! :cool:

Hehe congrats too 5000 spams!!

Good work james

Don't congratulate me, 'cause to be honest, I couldn't care less. I just wanna (do something special, for all the ladies..) build this up to hugeness! for example, their was a big football match with Man united last week I think and they had cmaera's outside the hotel they were leaving and on sky sports news they were like..

 

"they will be leaving the hotel any minute now. Out that door will come man united...any second now. Through those walls are a team that will be kicking a ball about in about 3 hours. Here they come!...oh wait no, it was just a man."

 

..which I found, very funny!

 

anyway, build it up to hugeness!

Ow, i guess i'm gonna have to cancel that date now :sad:

HMMM. How 'bout that? :)

HMMM. How 'bout that? :)

 

That's alright. A couple more M's would've made you the best builder uppererer on earth.

Big ups to another 5k spams. :dance:

I hear the 5,000th one is gunna be the best post EVER

Go james, you post whore! :kiss:

I hear the 5,000th one is gunna be the best post EVER

 

Yes, it will be. I will give you all answers to the following questions:

 

Who created the world?

 

Did I start "Walkers" crisps?

 

Have I ever felt the sudden urge to poke a hippo with a javelin?

 

 

 

 

Any more questions people want me to answer?

 

Ren: and you love it you slaaaaaaaag :kiss:

 

Have I ever felt the sudden urge to poke a hippo with a javelin?

 

 

 

 

The answer that will make my life complete:wacko:

Way to just steal his joke and try to make it your own

 

Americans are fucking shit at humour.

Way to just steal his joke and try to make it your own

 

Americans are fucking shit at humour.

I wasn't joking:wacky:

Here it is! the post that will change all posts forever

Posting will never be quite the same. From now on, whenever people post they will think...

 

"y'know that james? the king of all posts!? yeah, he's great ain't he.....want a pint?"

 

 

Here are the answers to the big questions of life:

 

 

 

Who created the world? I think it was a really clever man (or women), who was very hardworking!

 

Did I start "Walkers" crisps? No.

 

Have I ever felt the sudden urge to poke a hippo with a javelin? Yes, I have. After Ross Noble mentioned it, I've thought about it a bit.

 

How many coldplayers does it take to change a lightbulb? Millions! you silly sods!

 

When the moon comes up, What's goin' on? It's called Night!

 

Do you own a hat? Yes!

 

 

END OF QUESTIONS.

 

I think you'll agree, alot of lifes big questions answered.

You'll have to wait till 10,000 posts for the big one:

 

Are you wasting your life on this forum?

Oh post of the week! :D

That's alright. A couple more M's would've made you the best builder uppererer on earth.

 

Yeah, but I didn't want to overdo it. :P

 

EDIT: LOL @ the hippo/javelin thing.

All hail james :kiss:

*bows down to the almighty james*

Oh post of the week! :D

 

Just of the week!? :lol: This will change posts forever remember!

...At least the month?

^ Maybe. Give it a couple of days. :)

Just of the week!? :lol: This will change posts forever remember!

...At least the month?

 

 

Okay,have it your way..Post of the Year.