http://otahyoni.livejournal.com/130432.html

 

:awesome::awesome::awesome:

Lines That Made Me Laugh Out Loud Because...Well, You'll See:

I couldn't imagine how an angel could be any more glorious.

Note: Unless I say otherwise, just assume such sentiments are referring to Edward in all his glory.

 

He lay perfectly still in the grass, his shirt open over his sculpted, incandescent chest, his scintillating arms bare.

Incandescent. Scintillating. The adjectives in this book cracked me up. Because he sparkles!

 

The meadow, so spectacular to me at first, paled next to his magnificence.

Paled! Is that a joke? Oh, she's serious? I was afraid of that.

 

As I had just that once before, I smelled his cool breath in my face. Sweet, delicious, the scent made my mouth water.

This to me was the most disturbing aspect of Edward's inhuman perfection. It's just weird. And gross. And weird.

 

Edward: "There are other hungers. Hungers I don't even understand, that are foreign to me."

 

Um, Ed, babe? You were seventeen when you were turned. I highly doubt those "hungers" were foreign to you.

 

I could smell the unbearably sweet fragrance coming off his chest.

 

He pressed his cool lips to my forehead, and the room spun. The smell of his breath made it impossible to think.

 

Because, through the heavy water, I heard the sound of an angel calling my name, calling me to the only heaven I wanted.

 

He leaned in slowly, the beeping noise accelerated wildly before his lips even touched me. But when they did, though with the most gentle of pressure, the beeping stopped altogether.

 

...EDWARD KISSES HER AND HER HEART LITERALLY STOPS. I just...I don't even know what to do with this. Other than laugh hysterically while I beat my head against the table.

 

:awesome:

Stephenie Meyer sucks

Just watched this

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jrdvaMl3m8]YouTube- Eclipse - Tráiler completo (subs en español) HD[/ame]

 

And felt so annoyed when I saw Bryce Dallas' face, I was like :wtf:, isn't she supposed to look mean or something?

Isn´t it sad..

:thinking:

Trailer looks good. The BTS is pretty nifty too.

After being dragged to the latest movie by my missus I thought it was sad how dependant, defenceless and pathetic the Bella character is portrayed. Like she's just a snivelling wreck of a human being.

^yeah... I actually have to agree with you

 

 

but

 

 

 

 

 

i'm so addicted :wacky:

^What she said.

 

Sometimes I wonder if you can read my mind gurl! :P

After being dragged to the latest movie by my missus I thought it was sad how dependant, defenceless and pathetic the Bella character is portrayed. Like she's just a snivelling wreck of a human being.

 

finally

thank you,

if you weren't married I would marry you :rolleyes: