so I finally finished reading Bella's story.. The last book sucks.. it's so predictable and if she comes out with a new book

 

 

I bet it's going to be about the Volturi going after the kid's father...

 

 

Now, I just have to finish reading Jacob's 10 chapters..:dozey:

 

who liked the last book?

I liked the first part of the book, but it lost me during Jacob's book and then the last part where it switches back to Bella's POV.

 

I really liked Eclipse and then the Twilight. New Moon is growing on me.

so I finally finished reading Bella's story.. The last book sucks.. it's so predictable and if she comes out with a new book

 

 

I bet it's going to be about the Volturi going after the kid's father...

 

 

Now, I just have to finish reading Jacob's 10 chapters..:dozey:

 

who liked the last book?

 

I kind of liked it... it had me LOLing half the book :P

New Moon is the second one right? I think out of the books, I liked the second one New Moon.

I liked the last book. Don't blame me here but I really hate jabob, especially in the 3rd. For some reason, i just don't like him.

You just hate Jacob, Bryce? Who's gonna go see the movie? I never went to see Twilight when it came out on the theaters but I might go see New Moon if it has good reviews 'cause the first movie sucked!

I liked the last book. Don't blame me here but I really hate jabob, especially in the 3rd. For some reason, i just don't like him.

 

"If a girl says she doesn't love you, just keep sexually assaulting her. Eventually she'll realize she likes it."

 

Oh, and "Its not sexist if you are a woman."

You just hate Jacob, Bryce? Who's gonna go see the movie? I never went to see Twilight when it came out on the theaters but I might go see New Moon if it has good reviews 'cause the first movie sucked!

I hated the first movie.

"If a girl says she doesn't love you, just keep sexually assaulting her. Eventually she'll realize she likes it."

 

Oh, and "Its not sexist if you are a woman."[/url]

 

Exactly. Such a jerk.

"Since sunlight doesn't actually harm Twilight vampires, one must assume that Edward is hoping some macho Italians will see him in at full sparkle and beat him to death for being gay."

 

:lol:

^where is that quote from?

"

This novel thus teaches two important lessons to young girls everywhere:

 

1) If a guy dumps you and says he doesn't love you anymore, he doesn't mean it. All you have to do is beg and destroy your life to prove that you really love him, and he'll come right back and love you even more!

2) It is perfectly cool to string along innocent but decent guys who are crushing on you and then dump them immediately as soon as your ex-boyfriend reappears, and totally normal if said ex-boyfriend forbids you from seeing your old friend. After all, your love for your ex must be far stronger, because he makes you feel 'alive' and 'dangerous' since he's always on the verge of killing you. And stalking you. We can't really mention that enough."

 

 

 

from the page above:

 

http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/ Don't read it if you haven't read the books yet or if you just don't care about reading them :wink:

 

 

 

 

This whole page is exactly what I thought about the twilight books

I still find it amusing the book implies that there was wild sex going on in the house pre-Bella and Edward just moped about the house playing his piano or knitting or something

^lol

"

 

from the page above:

 

http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/ Don't read it if you haven't read the books yet or if you just don't care about reading them :wink:

 

 

that is easily the funniest thing i have ever read.

 

"When Bella wakes up, she is covered in feathers because the sex was so rough and passionate that Edward bit a pillow."

 

 

I fell off my chair laughing.

He ripped her UTERUS open with his TEETH???

 

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

He ripped her UTERUS open with his TEETH???

 

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. :laugh3:

 

@MK: Haha. I totally started cracking up when I read that part as well. I think I re-read it like 50 times and each time it was funny. :laugh3:

I have to admit, the soundtrack for new moon is really good. (my mom bought it)

i didnt really like Breaking Dawn it was a disapointment. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP6Hk5AvbSM]YouTube - Hitler Was Not Dazzled By Breaking Dawn[/ame]

I liked the last book. Don't blame me here but I really hate jabob, especially in the 3rd. For some reason, i just don't like him.

 

I don't like him either!

 

"If a girl says she doesn't love you, just keep sexually assaulting her. Eventually she'll realize she likes it."

 

 

Oh, and "Its not sexist if you are a woman."[/url]

 

 

hahaha :P

 

"Since sunlight doesn't actually harm Twilight vampires, one must assume that Edward is hoping some macho Italians will see him in at full sparkle and beat him to death for being gay."

 

:lol:

 

I still find it amusing the book implies that there was wild sex going on in the house pre-Bella and Edward just moped about the house playing his piano or knitting or something

 

"When Bella wakes up, she is covered in feathers because the sex was so rough and passionate that Edward bit a pillow."

 

 

I fell off my chair laughing.

 

He ripped her UTERUS open with his TEETH???

 

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

 

^All of those posts made me lol so hard! :laugh3:

HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THE NEW TRAILERS OR SNEAK PEEKS?!?!?!?!?

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kEd5E0wP2s]YouTube - [HD] 'New Moon' Exclusive TV Spot #1[/ame]

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zA5J1MvHng]YouTube - EXCLUSIVE-Bella Slaps Paul-The Official Full Length Clip -ET-HQ[/ame]

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM0oa_Q8shc]YouTube - Twilight New Moon Volturi Fighting Scene FULL NEW HQ FILM CLIP #2[/ame]

 

AND IF YOU HAVENT SEEN THIS ONE YET....[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q58iQSHhZGg]YouTube - THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON - Trailer[/ame]

IT'S HER FUCKING UTERUS!!!!

what?

uterus??

im

confused

oh dear..

read the last previous page :wink: