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Mountains are high and grand. The Alps for skiing and being cold. But Chris wears orange jackets while jumping into snow so he doesn't get cold. Snow men ran from Chris because they thought he stole some chord progression but the sand man told them is wasn't true because everyone uses those chord progressions and they should go and play with Chris, for they may have hurt his feelings. So they just let Yetis go to running but Will claimed that nobody loved tacos, so he decided to prove Einstein's mom worthy of creating large delicious boys. So, he grabbed my mother's arm and took flight. Suddenly Jonny said, "Crap! My elbow is harder than Chris's large femur." Guy thought long about his penis size, deciding to order knife sharpeners in a catalog that is banned from the UK because the police don't like castration, so why do sentences like this one that extend his feelings? Because it makes horny people tumble happily down mountains away to grasp onto trees. "Ahhhh

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Mountains are high and grand. The Alps for skiing and being cold. But Chris wears orange jackets while jumping into snow so he doesn't get cold. Snow men ran from Chris because they thought he stole some chord progression but the sand man told them is wasn't true because everyone uses those chord progressions and they should go and play with Chris, for they may have hurt his feelings. So they just let Yetis go to running but Will claimed that nobody loved tacos, so he decided to prove Einstein's mom worthy of creating large delicious boys. So, he grabbed my mother's arm and took flight. Suddenly Jonny said, "Crap! My elbow is harder than Chris's large femur." Guy thought long about his penis size, deciding to order knife sharpeners in a catalog that is banned from the UK because the police don't like castration, so why do sentences like this one that extend his feelings? Because it makes horny people tumble happily down mountains away to grasp onto trees. "Ahhhh this

Mountains are high and grand. The Alps for skiing and being cold. But Chris wears orange jackets while jumping into snow so he doesn't get cold. Snow men ran from Chris because they thought he stole some chord progression but the sand man told them is wasn't true because everyone uses those chord progressions and they should go and play with Chris, for they may have hurt his feelings. So they just let Yetis go to running but Will claimed that nobody loved tacos, so he decided to prove Einstein's mom worthy of creating large delicious boys. So, he grabbed my mother's arm and took flight. Suddenly Jonny said, "Crap! My elbow is harder than Chris's large femur." Guy thought long about his penis size, deciding to order knife sharpeners in a catalog that is banned from the UK because the police don't like castration, so why do sentences like this one that extend his feelings? Because it makes horny people tumble happily down mountains away to grasp onto trees. "Ahhhh this feels

Mountains are high and grand. The Alps for skiing and being cold. But Chris wears orange jackets while jumping into snow so he doesn't get cold. Snow men ran from Chris because they thought he stole some chord progression but the sand man told them is wasn't true because everyone uses those chord progressions and they should go and play with Chris, for they may have hurt his feelings. So they just let Yetis go to running but Will claimed that nobody loved tacos, so he decided to prove Einstein's mom worthy of creating large delicious boys. So, he grabbed my mother's arm and took flight. Suddenly Jonny said, "Crap! My elbow is harder than Chris's large femur." Guy thought long about his penis size, deciding to order knife sharpeners in a catalog that is banned from the UK because the police don't like castration, so why do sentences like this one that extend his feelings? Because it makes horny people tumble happily down mountains away to grasp onto trees. "Ahhhh this feels like

Mountains are high and grand. The Alps for skiing and being cold. But Chris wears orange jackets while jumping into snow so he doesn't get cold. Snow men ran from Chris because they thought he stole some chord progression but the sand man told them is wasn't true because everyone uses those chord progressions and they should go and play with Chris, for they may have hurt his feelings. So they just let Yetis go to running but Will claimed that nobody loved tacos, so he decided to prove Einstein's mom worthy of creating large delicious boys. So, he grabbed my mother's arm and took flight. Suddenly Jonny said, "Crap! My elbow is harder than Chris's large femur." Guy thought long about his penis size, deciding to order knife sharpeners in a catalog that is banned from the UK because the police don't like castration, so why do sentences like this one that extend his feelings? Because it makes horny people tumble happily down mountains away to grasp onto trees. "Ahhhh this feels like sqeltchy

Mountains are high and grand. The Alps for skiing and being cold. But Chris wears orange jackets while jumping into snow so he doesn't get cold. Snow men ran from Chris because they thought he stole some chord progression but the sand man told them is wasn't true because everyone uses those chord progressions and they should go and play with Chris, for they may have hurt his feelings. So they just let Yetis go to running but Will claimed that nobody loved tacos, so he decided to prove Einstein's mom worthy of creating large delicious boys. So, he grabbed my mother's arm and took flight. Suddenly Jonny said, "Crap! My elbow is harder than Chris's large femur." Guy thought long about his penis size, deciding to order knife sharpeners in a catalog that is banned from the UK because the police don't like castration, so why do sentences like this one that extend his feelings? Because it makes horny people tumble happily down mountains away to grasp onto trees. "Ahhhh this feels like sqeltchy and

Mountains are high and grand. The Alps for skiing and being cold. But Chris wears orange jackets while jumping into snow so he doesn't get cold. Snow men ran from Chris because they thought he stole some chord progression but the sand man told them is wasn't true because everyone uses those chord progressions and they should go and play with Chris, for they may have hurt his feelings. So they just let Yetis go to running but Will claimed that nobody loved tacos, so he decided to prove Einstein's mom worthy of creating large delicious boys. So, he grabbed my mother's arm and took flight. Suddenly Jonny said, "Crap! My elbow is harder than Chris's large femur." Guy thought long about his penis size, deciding to order knife sharpeners in a catalog that is banned from the UK because the police don't like castration, so why do sentences like this one that extend his feelings? Because it makes horny people tumble happily down mountains away to grasp onto trees. "Ahhhh this feels like sqeltchy and prickly

Mountains are high and grand. The Alps for skiing and being cold. But Chris wears orange jackets while jumping into snow so he doesn't get cold. Snow men ran from Chris because they thought he stole some chord progression but the sand man told them is wasn't true because everyone uses those chord progressions and they should go and play with Chris, for they may have hurt his feelings. So they just let Yetis go to running but Will claimed that nobody loved tacos, so he decided to prove Einstein's mom worthy of creating large delicious boys. So, he grabbed my mother's arm and took flight. Suddenly Jonny said, "Crap! My elbow is harder than Chris's large femur." Guy thought long about his penis size, deciding to order knife sharpeners in a catalog that is banned from the UK because the police don't like castration, so why do sentences like this one that extend his feelings? Because it makes horny people tumble happily down mountains away to grasp onto trees. "Ahhhh this feels like sqeltchy and prickly! Owwww!"

 

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Mountains are high and grand. The Alps for skiing and being cold. But Chris wears orange jackets while jumping into snow so he doesn't get cold. Snow men ran from Chris because they thought he stole some chord progression but the sand man told them is wasn't true because everyone uses those chord progressions and they should go and play with Chris, for they may have hurt his feelings. So they just let Yetis go to running but Will claimed that nobody loved tacos, so he decided to prove Einstein's mom worthy of creating large delicious boys. So, he grabbed my mother's arm and took flight. Suddenly Jonny said, "Crap! My elbow is harder than Chris's large femur." Guy thought long about his penis size, deciding to order knife sharpeners in a catalog that is banned from the UK because the police don't like castration, so why do sentences like this one that extend his feelings? Because it makes horny people tumble happily down mountains away to grasp onto trees. "Ahhhh this feels like sqeltchy and prickly! Owwww!" Will

Mountains are high and grand. The Alps for skiing and being cold. But Chris wears orange jackets while jumping into snow so he doesn't get cold. Snow men ran from Chris because they thought he stole some chord progression but the sand man told them is wasn't true because everyone uses those chord progressions and they should go and play with Chris, for they may have hurt his feelings. So they just let Yetis go to running but Will claimed that nobody loved tacos, so he decided to prove Einstein's mom worthy of creating large delicious boys. So, he grabbed my mother's arm and took flight. Suddenly Jonny said, "Crap! My elbow is harder than Chris's large femur." Guy thought long about his penis size, deciding to order knife sharpeners in a catalog that is banned from the UK because the police don't like castration, so why do sentences like this one that extend his feelings? Because it makes horny people tumble happily down mountains away to grasp onto trees. "Ahhhh this feels like sqeltchy and prickly! Owwww!" Will there

Mountains are high and grand. The Alps for skiing and being cold. But Chris wears orange jackets while jumping into snow so he doesn't get cold. Snow men ran from Chris because they thought he stole some chord progression but the sand man told them is wasn't true because everyone uses those chord progressions and they should go and play with Chris, for they may have hurt his feelings. So they just let Yetis go to running but Will claimed that nobody loved tacos, so he decided to prove Einstein's mom worthy of creating large delicious boys. So, he grabbed my mother's arm and took flight. Suddenly Jonny said, "Crap! My elbow is harder than Chris's large femur." Guy thought long about his penis size, deciding to order knife sharpeners in a catalog that is banned from the UK because the police don't like castration, so why do sentences like this one that extend his feelings? Because it makes horny people tumble happily down mountains away to grasp onto trees. "Ahhhh this feels like sqeltchy and prickly! Owwww!" Will there had

Mountains are high and grand. The Alps for skiing and being cold. But Chris wears orange jackets while jumping into snow so he doesn't get cold. Snow men ran from Chris because they thought he stole some chord progression but the sand man told them is wasn't true because everyone uses those chord progressions and they should go and play with Chris, for they may have hurt his feelings. So they just let Yetis go to running but Will claimed that nobody loved tacos, so he decided to prove Einstein's mom worthy of creating large delicious boys. So, he grabbed my mother's arm and took flight. Suddenly Jonny said, "Crap! My elbow is harder than Chris's large femur." Guy thought long about his penis size, deciding to order knife sharpeners in a catalog that is banned from the UK because the police don't like castration, so why do sentences like this one that extend his feelings? Because it makes horny people tumble happily down mountains away to grasp onto trees. "Ahhhh this feels like sqeltchy and prickly! Owwww!" Will there had never

Mountains are high and grand. The Alps for skiing and being cold. But Chris wears orange jackets while jumping into snow so he doesn't get cold. Snow men ran from Chris because they thought he stole some chord progression but the sand man told them is wasn't true because everyone uses those chord progressions and they should go and play with Chris, for they may have hurt his feelings. So they just let Yetis go to running but Will claimed that nobody loved tacos, so he decided to prove Einstein's mom worthy of creating large delicious boys. So, he grabbed my mother's arm and took flight. Suddenly Jonny said, "Crap! My elbow is harder than Chris's large femur." Guy thought long about his penis size, deciding to order knife sharpeners in a catalog that is banned from the UK because the police don't like castration, so why do sentences like this one that extend his feelings? Because it makes horny people tumble happily down mountains away to grasp onto trees. "Ahhhh this feels like sqeltchy and prickly! Owwww!" Will there had never felt

Mountains are high and grand. The Alps for skiing and being cold. But Chris wears orange jackets while jumping into snow so he doesn't get cold. Snow men ran from Chris because they thought he stole some chord progression but the sand man told them is wasn't true because everyone uses those chord progressions and they should go and play with Chris, for they may have hurt his feelings. So they just let Yetis go to running but Will claimed that nobody loved tacos, so he decided to prove Einstein's mom worthy of creating large delicious boys. So, he grabbed my mother's arm and took flight. Suddenly Jonny said, "Crap! My elbow is harder than Chris's large femur." Guy thought long about his penis size, deciding to order knife sharpeners in a catalog that is banned from the UK because the police don't like castration, so why do sentences like this one that extend his feelings? Because it makes horny people tumble happily down mountains away to grasp onto trees. "Ahhhh this feels like sqeltchy and prickly! Owwww!" Will there had never felt anything

Mountains are high and grand. The Alps for skiing and being cold. But Chris wears orange jackets while jumping into snow so he doesn't get cold. Snow men ran from Chris because they thought he stole some chord progression but the sand man told them is wasn't true because everyone uses those chord progressions and they should go and play with Chris, for they may have hurt his feelings. So they just let Yetis go to running but Will claimed that nobody loved tacos, so he decided to prove Einstein's mom worthy of creating large delicious boys. So, he grabbed my mother's arm and took flight. Suddenly Jonny said, "Crap! My elbow is harder than Chris's large femur." Guy thought long about his penis size, deciding to order knife sharpeners in a catalog that is banned from the UK because the police don't like castration, so why do sentences like this one that extend his feelings? Because it makes horny people tumble happily down mountains away to grasp onto trees. "Ahhhh this feels like sqeltchy and prickly! Owwww!" Will there had never felt anything like

Mountains are high and grand. The Alps for skiing and being cold. But Chris wears orange jackets while jumping into snow so he doesn't get cold. Snow men ran from Chris because they thought he stole some chord progression but the sand man told them is wasn't true because everyone uses those chord progressions and they should go and play with Chris, for they may have hurt his feelings. So they just let Yetis go to running but Will claimed that nobody loved tacos, so he decided to prove Einstein's mom worthy of creating large delicious boys. So, he grabbed my mother's arm and took flight. Suddenly Jonny said, "Crap! My elbow is harder than Chris's large femur." Guy thought long about his penis size, deciding to order knife sharpeners in a catalog that is banned from the UK because the police don't like castration, so why do sentences like this one that extend his feelings? Because it makes horny people tumble happily down mountains away to grasp onto trees. "Ahhhh this feels like sqeltchy and prickly! Owwww!" Will there had never felt anything like that

Mountains are high and grand. The Alps for skiing and being cold. But Chris wears orange jackets while jumping into snow so he doesn't get cold. Snow men ran from Chris because they thought he stole some chord progression but the sand man told them is wasn't true because everyone uses those chord progressions and they should go and play with Chris, for they may have hurt his feelings. So they just let Yetis go to running but Will claimed that nobody loved tacos, so he decided to prove Einstein's mom worthy of creating large delicious boys. So, he grabbed my mother's arm and took flight. Suddenly Jonny said, "Crap! My elbow is harder than Chris's large femur." Guy thought long about his penis size, deciding to order knife sharpeners in a catalog that is banned from the UK because the police don't like castration, so why do sentences like this one that extend his feelings? Because it makes horny people tumble happily down mountains away to grasp onto trees. "Ahhhh this feels like sqeltchy and prickly! Owwww!" Will there had never felt anything like that before

Mountains are high and grand. The Alps for skiing and being cold. But Chris wears orange jackets while jumping into snow so he doesn't get cold. Snow men ran from Chris because they thought he stole some chord progression but the sand man told them is wasn't true because everyone uses those chord progressions and they should go and play with Chris, for they may have hurt his feelings. So they just let Yetis go to running but Will claimed that nobody loved tacos, so he decided to prove Einstein's mom worthy of creating large delicious boys. So, he grabbed my mother's arm and took flight. Suddenly Jonny said, "Crap! My elbow is harder than Chris's large femur." Guy thought long about his penis size, deciding to order knife sharpeners in a catalog that is banned from the UK because the police don't like castration, so why do sentences like this one that extend his feelings? Because it makes horny people tumble happily down mountains away to grasp onto trees. "Ahhhh this feels like sqeltchy and prickly! Owwww!" Will there had never felt anything like that before next

Mountains are high and grand. The Alps for skiing and being cold. But Chris wears orange jackets while jumping into snow so he doesn't get cold. Snow men ran from Chris because they thought he stole some chord progression but the sand man told them is wasn't true because everyone uses those chord progressions and they should go and play with Chris, for they may have hurt his feelings. So they just let Yetis go to running but Will claimed that nobody loved tacos, so he decided to prove Einstein's mom worthy of creating large delicious boys. So, he grabbed my mother's arm and took flight. Suddenly Jonny said, "Crap! My elbow is harder than Chris's large femur." Guy thought long about his penis size, deciding to order knife sharpeners in a catalog that is banned from the UK because the police don't like castration, so why do sentences like this one that extend his feelings? Because it makes horny people tumble happily down mountains away to grasp onto trees. "Ahhhh this feels like sqeltchy and prickly! Owwww!" Will there had never felt anything like that before next time

Mountains are high and grand. The Alps for skiing and being cold. But Chris wears orange jackets while jumping into snow so he doesn't get cold. Snow men ran from Chris because they thought he stole some chord progression but the sand man told them is wasn't true because everyone uses those chord progressions and they should go and play with Chris, for they may have hurt his feelings. So they just let Yetis go to running but Will claimed that nobody loved tacos, so he decided to prove Einstein's mom worthy of creating large delicious boys. So, he grabbed my mother's arm and took flight. Suddenly Jonny said, "Crap! My elbow is harder than Chris's large femur." Guy thought long about his penis size, deciding to order knife sharpeners in a catalog that is banned from the UK because the police don't like castration, so why do sentences like this one that extend his feelings? Because it makes horny people tumble happily down mountains away to grasp onto trees. "Ahhhh this feels like sqeltchy and prickly! Owwww!" Will there had never felt anything like that before next time's ending

 

I think a new story is needed :rolleyes:

ountains are high and grand. The Alps for skiing and being cold. But Chris wears orange jackets while jumping into snow so he doesn't get cold. Snow men ran from Chris because they thought he stole some chord progression but the sand man told them is wasn't true because everyone uses those chord progressions and they should go and play with Chris, for they may have hurt his feelings. So they just let Yetis go to running but Will claimed that nobody loved tacos, so he decided to prove Einstein's mom worthy of creating large delicious boys. So, he grabbed my mother's arm and took flight. Suddenly Jonny said, "Crap! My elbow is harder than Chris's large femur." Guy thought long about his penis size, deciding to order knife sharpeners in a catalog that is banned from the UK because the police don't like castration, so why do sentences like this one that extend his feelings? Because it makes horny people tumble happily down mountains away to grasp onto trees. "Ahhhh this feels like sqeltchy and prickly! Owwww!" Will there had never felt anything like that before next time's ending this

Mountains are high and grand. The Alps for skiing and being cold. But Chris wears orange jackets while jumping into snow so he doesn't get cold. Snow men ran from Chris because they thought he stole some chord progression but the sand man told them is wasn't true because everyone uses those chord progressions and they should go and play with Chris, for they may have hurt his feelings. So they just let Yetis go to running but Will claimed that nobody loved tacos, so he decided to prove Einstein's mom worthy of creating large delicious boys. So, he grabbed my mother's arm and took flight. Suddenly Jonny said, "Crap! My elbow is harder than Chris's large femur." Guy thought long about his penis size, deciding to order knife sharpeners in a catalog that is banned from the UK because the police don't like castration, so why do sentences like this one that extend his feelings? Because it makes horny people tumble happily down mountains away to grasp onto trees. "Ahhhh this feels like sqeltchy and prickly! Owwww!" Will there had never felt anything like that before next time's ending story.

NO DON'T END IT!!!!!!!!!!

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